OK, I admit it!

This one would not even know what a metaphor is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

enjoy!

Sniper,  That was truly an excellent moment--but that young lady is not a Congresswoman--yet!  Here is the Speaker of the House justifying the passage of Obamacare:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV-05TLiiLU

And this guy, who presumably COULD have found the U.S. on a world map, thought that seven states had been added to the Union at some point.  Didn't stop him, though as he actually ended up in the Oval Office!  Imagine if the hated, evil Bush had said that!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws

Sweet Mother of Mercy!

Best regards,

Russ

Oh Pelosi. Let's just hope that she does not breed. A truly stupid woman. 

Sniper: Having read your outrageous profile, with its clear indication that you are backward, unsophisticated, and violent, I have concluded that you, like I must be an American.    So how is it that we can possibly elect and excuse these people?  I don't mean to say it is only Democrats--Hell, I think John Boehner is certifiably wacko.  But Jesus Christ on a Crutch!  Oh well, who would have ever thought we would have a Rhode's Scholar getting semen stains all over the Oval Office.  Yeah, Ike messed around with his WWII driver and Kennedy did the dirty deed with movie stars--God only knows who LBJ did.  But I don't think anything they did caused the American taxpayer to have to pay time-and-a-half for the night time cleanup crew!  And ruining really good cigars in the oval office! 

By the way, have you seen the videos kicking around of all the top Democrats (who saw the same security briefings that President Bush did) outraged--I mean freaking OUTRAGED! over the fact that Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...t=PLE796AB1EB4CB3BD7

So fast forward to Syria using chemical weapons on its own citizens--same same Saddam do long time past, Yankee soldier!  Gee whiz, I wonder where those chemical weapons could possibly have come from?

Best regards,

Russ

@Russ,

Who does'nt like a tasty cigar? 

Russ, 

Don't get me started on American hypocrisy (or Israeli) or I'll be here all night. Actually I am British (don't get me started on British hypocrisy either). The fact is there is much to admire about the US and much to despise. America does seem to have lost its way somewhat of late (of late meaning since 1776).

Personally I think what we need is a Brit in the White House and I don't mean Tony effing Blair. And I am just the man for the job. I once planned an attack on the US as part of a military theoretical planning exercise whilst i was in the British Army (we had to plan a military coup in the UK too but once we realised that the Brigade of Guards would never cooperate with the Paras we lost interest). My plan was to infiltrate the US with special forces over a period of six months and then hold a huge British military exercise in Canada. The SAS would take out various key installations as the UK armoured divisions crashed through the US/Canadian border - this is all doable in my view.  We would also dirty bomb Texas just to show we really mean business. Once the dust has settled we would put Prince William in the White House (he's very popular in the States) and I would pull the strings from behind the throne so to speak. After the public lynching of GW Bush my first job would be to re-introduce a tax on tea. 

pt109 and Sniper: My only comment to both of you comment is:   As is (I hope) apparent, I mistrust all politicians and recognize the hypocrisy you mention.  Where I part company with many of both my "conservative" and "liberal" friends, here and abroad, is that I am inclusive in my mistrust.  But what keeps me closer to the conservative is that as a result of disliking and mistrusting almost all politicians--I extend it to government in general.

Sniper, as to your plans for taking over the U.S., you obviously have not seen the American movie "Red Dawn".  The moment your forces were across the border, huge numbers of disaffected U.S. teenagers would spring up in gangs, running off to the deserts and the mountains and the forests to develop a Resistance movement in which they get tattoos, screw each other like monkeys, and blow up anything British that moved.  The tax on tea would not benefit you, though.  This time around make it prime Columbian weed!   

For myself, I am way too old and too much of an Anglophile to provide any resistance.  Rather, I would greet the invading forces at the door and invite them in for tea (Liptons ) and a session of "Doc Martin" or "Jeeves and Worster".

Best regards,

Russ

Russ, 

After I take over the US the government will be forced to pay back taxes (from 1776) plus other compensation for having forced us into a wholly unjustified war. Your scandalous history books will have to be re-written and the Declaration of Independence will be cut into small squares and left in the smallest room of the White House for my personal use on each 4th of July.

Films such as Red Dawn will be banned along with any other historically inaccurate movies such as The patriot and U-571

The Federal Reserve which is neither federal nor a reserve but a private bank will be closed down and Americans will have to use the great British Pound Sterling issued by the Bank Of England.

America will be renamed the United States of Great Britain. USGB athletes will compete as Team GB members in the next Olympics. Insofar as the old United States will be deemed as having been  an illegal entity from the beginning the words United States will be stricken from all Olympic records and replaced with the words Great Britain thus Michael Phelps will be recognised as the greatest British Olympic champion.  

Heinous criminals such as Dick Chaney, Donald Rumsfeld and Scooter Braun the 'talent' scout who discovered Justin Bieber will be publicly executed and Fox News will be shut down (you won't get a true democracy until you have hanged a few people and taken control of the media).

USGB government officials will have to admit that when Armstrong first set foot on the Moon he was met by bowler hatted representatives of Her Britannic Majesty's Customs & Excise Department. 

USGB schools will have to replace the teaching of tedious novels such as The Great Gatsby, Catcher in the Rye and The Grapes of Wrath with works by Shakespeare, PG Wodehouse (but please note the correct spelling of 'Jeeves and Wooster') and George MacDonald Fraser. 

The drinking of Liptons tea (or better still Twinings Earl Grey) is a jolly good idea as long as it is suitably taxed and taken with cucumber sandwiches. 

The words 'horse back riding' will be replaced with 'riding'. In fact the whole aberrant mess known (laughably) as 'American English' will be replaced with the Queen's English, TV news will be BBC News and baseball will be replaced with cricket. 

By the way you must not confuse movies with reality. Your huge numbers of disaffected teens forming resistance movements will be taken out before they have chance to become zombies, vampires or incubators for alien monsters. 

That's all for now

Sniper