Limericks

Adam's posted a couple of limericks in the "solicitor-parked-at-owners-risk" thread, and I thought rather than join in there and drift the thread, I'd start a new one, because...

I was on a wine trip recently and one of the other people was an old boy who had been great friends with the late Cyril Ray - a celebrated wine writer but also a proponent of limericks and who had written books of them. He was noted as claiming that he could invent on the spot a limerick based on any British place name.

Someone one day proposed "Aberystwyth".

He thought for a minute and came up with this:

Two chaps from gay Aberystwyth

United the organs they kissed with

As they grew older

They became a bit bolder

And switched to the organs they pissed with.

Another was:

In the midst of her usual contortions

and despite the normal precautions

little Ermintrude

let a sperm intrude

Does anyone here do abortions?

Any more?