Messiest urinal ever.

Posted by: Tony Lockhart on 22 August 2013



Ridiculous.
Posted on: 22 August 2013 by Tony Lockhart
Warm my willy up though.
Posted on: 23 August 2013 by winkyincanada
Originally Posted by Tony Lockhart:


Ridiculous.

Hilarious.

Posted on: 23 August 2013 by EAROTICA
No need to shake after either. Genius
Posted on: 24 August 2013 by Bananahead

And it is clearly made for two so you can share with your special friend.

Posted on: 24 August 2013 by Tony Lockhart
You'd be getting your own back.
Posted on: 24 August 2013 by TomK

Sorry, don't get it. I've found Dyson's Airblade to be a very efficient way to dry one's hands.

What's the problem?

Posted on: 24 August 2013 by Hook
Originally Posted by TomK:

Sorry, don't get it. I've found Dyson's Airblade to be a very efficient way to dry one's hands.

What's the problem?

 

If it is installed in bar's bathroom, and mounted ever so slightly below manufacturer's recommended height, then it is possible for a tall drunkard to mistake its intended purpose.  

Posted on: 24 August 2013 by DrMark

Luckily I've only run into them at Costco, where I'm always sober!

Posted on: 25 August 2013 by David Tribe

 What a dreadful device. It blows the water off of the hands and all over the trousers and shoes. I can wipe my hands on my pants without all of that noise. It is like waterless urinals, they seem sanitary until you use one while wearing shorts. There is nothing like being bathed in the piss that splashes back while using them.

Posted on: 26 August 2013 by Tony Lockhart
Well don't put your hands in there til you've stopped weeing!
Posted on: 01 September 2013 by TomK
Originally Posted by Hook:
Originally Posted by TomK:

Sorry, don't get it. I've found Dyson's Airblade to be a very efficient way to dry one's hands.

What's the problem?

 

If it is installed in bar's bathroom, and mounted ever so slightly below manufacturer's recommended height, then it is possible for a tall drunkard to mistake its intended purpose.  

Wow. Still don't get it. Perhaps we're just so much more refined up here.

 

Posted on: 01 September 2013 by winkyincanada
Originally Posted by David Tribe:

 What a dreadful device. It blows the water off of the hands and all over the trousers and shoes. I can wipe my hands on my pants without all of that noise. 

You're doing something wrong. The Airblades work very well in my experience. Loud, though.

Posted on: 01 September 2013 by winkyincanada
Originally Posted by David Tribe:

It is like waterless urinals, they seem sanitary until you use one while wearing shorts. There is nothing like being bathed in the piss that splashes back while using them.

I've never had that prblem. Aim at the little printed bee!

Posted on: 01 September 2013 by Tony Lockhart
Oh dear:

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2011/...th-a-dyson-airblade/
Posted on: 02 September 2013 by DenisA

I hope you didn't suffer any embarrassing 'Splash back'  drama at the Signals show Tony

 

Just as well Paper Towels were available for those of a nervous disposition.

Posted on: 02 September 2013 by rupert
Had a holiday in America had a button missing on fly, stuck the top of my trousers in the machine and put a dime in, It sewed a button on the end of my penis ouch ,
Posted on: 03 September 2013 by Willy

All but useless at drying my hands. It's not deep enough so I usually end up with my fingertips in the slime that accumulates in the bottom whilst it blows water up my sleeves. At the other extreme it always turns off before my (freshly slimed) fingertips are dry. 

 

Willy.

Posted on: 04 September 2013 by winkyincanada
Originally Posted by Willy:

All but useless at drying my hands. It's not deep enough so I usually end up with my fingertips in the slime that accumulates in the bottom whilst it blows water up my sleeves. At the other extreme it always turns off before my (freshly slimed) fingertips are dry. 

 

Willy.

I've never noticed that, but certainly will be on the lookout for "slime" next time I use one.

Posted on: 04 September 2013 by Tony Lockhart
That's just a lack of cleaning isn't it? A plain ol sink, soap and towel looks disgusting if not looked after.

It's the wee getting showered everywhere that's of more concern.....
Posted on: 04 September 2013 by winkyincanada
Originally Posted by Tony Lockhart:
That's just a lack of cleaning isn't it? A plain ol sink, soap and towel looks disgusting if not looked after.

It's the wee getting showered everywhere that's of more concern.....

You're right. I'm a bit defensive here because, although I'm no fan of Dyson as an engineer generally (but he is an excellent marketer), I actually think that Airblade is by far the best hand dryer this side of a paper towel. I have never encountered any of the downsides discussed here except that they are pretty noisy.