New U2 Album
Posted by: rodwsmith on 10 September 2014
I haven't heard it. But isn't it awful?
Or
"Tedious f*cking sh*te from a tax-dodging w*nker called Bongo and a bunch of sanctimonious t*ssers who wouldn't know what real life was if it sh*t on them from a great height.
They haven't been good since 19xx (insert preferred date here) if indeed they ever were, which they weren't anywhere near as much as xxxx (insert name of band no-one else has ever heard of). I remember xxxxx concert (insert made-up un-checkable pre-recording deal boast here), through a haze of 'proper' Guinness made from Liffey water and proper Irishman's piss, That was when U2 were last good, that was. And still the support act was six million percent f*cking better.
Every time I click my f*cking fingers a new iphone scalds the tiny hand of the Chinese child that just made it.
Edge! F*cking "Edge", I mean what the f*ck is that about, then eh? Can you imagine: "Dinner's ready Edge". What a c*nt. One name. One chord, more like.
Still, at least you can't moan about the price, eh?"