@*&$ing French cars.

Posted by: BigH47 on 28 November 2014

Trying to do my daughter and SIL a favour we "subbed" them for new battery of SIL's car, a Renault Laguna and I thought I'd fit it for them. 

Easy I thought a few nuts and Robert's your dads brother.

 

Not only does it require 3 different size spanners, until I realised that the +ve connection is has a screw down device, which you can't unscrew of course. Tease this off with light taps of a small hammer and "viola" , you find a threaded piece fitted to the +ve terminal , back to hammer and screwdriver this time.

 

Finally succeeded to remove this piece and fit to new battery. Easy peasy.

 

Almost an hour and a half instead of what would be a 10 minute job on 99% of cars, even my Mazda which has the battery under the boot flooring is quicker than this.

 

This is why the most I usually do maintenance wise these days is topping up fluids and the occasional wash( the car that is).

 

Rant over , I do feel better now.

 

 

Posted on: 02 December 2014 by King Size

Renaults were my dad's passion so it stands to reason that my very first car was French - a Renault 6.  Since then i've had a procession of German cars and have enjoyed my time with most of them (although the last two both developed clutch issues, one which couldn't be diagnosed or fixed).  Last year I went back to my roots and bought a Megane Renaultsport 265.  Build quality is OK, while practicality and ergonomics leave a lot to be desired, but there is very little that can touch it for the sheer thrill of driving.  So much so that I think the only car that would tempt me out of my RS265 would be a Cayman GTS.  

Posted on: 02 December 2014 by Derek Wright

If the tyre is destroyed late at night miles from home, no glue and pump is going to fix it and you will  end up not only paying for a new tyre but also an extra night in a hotel. 

If it is a special tyre that is difficult to obtain then budget for two nights in a hotel.

 

Even the toy wheels and tyres only get you about 60 miles at less than 50 mph so not a joyful experience.

The next car will have a proper wheel and tyre even if it does cost me the odd MPG.

 

Posted on: 02 December 2014 by Harry
Originally Posted by Derek Wright:

If it is a special tyre that is difficult to obtain then budget for two nights in a hotel.

As is still the case in the UK for fairly run of the mill run flat tyres fitted to BMWs. They're actually anti mobility tyres. They cost a fortune and they ruin the ride and handling. BMW have had over 1`0 years to tune their cars to drive properly with RFTs and they have failed in most cases, the X5 and 5GT being the exceptions.

Posted on: 02 December 2014 by Mr Mole

My wife's TT has had two sidewall blow-outs. fortunately she was on the M27 in the rush hour. A snail could move faster at that time of day 

Posted on: 02 December 2014 by GregW
Originally Posted by Harry:
Originally Posted by Derek Wright:

If it is a special tyre that is difficult to obtain then budget for two nights in a hotel.

As is still the case in the UK for fairly run of the mill run flat tyres fitted to BMWs. They're actually anti mobility tyres. They cost a fortune and they ruin the ride and handling. BMW have had over 1`0 years to tune their cars to drive properly with RFTs and they have failed in most cases, the X5 and 5GT being the exceptions.

 

I don't know about the most recent models but one of the advantages of buying ///M versions was that they didn't use run flats. I get the impression that other than BMW run flats haven't really taken off.

Posted on: 02 December 2014 by MDS
Originally Posted by Harry:

One of our cars runs on run flat tyres and we carry a spare. I don't mind a skinny spare as a temporary measure but no spare is just plain crazy. You don't get a spare wheel because you don't get punctures often? Then why do they fit airbags and anti lock brakes or seatbelt pyrotechnic pre tensioners. I've had more flats than airbags deployed, seatbelts going into emergency survival mode or collisions avoided purely by the fitment of ABS combined, so Merc's probability argument  has reached the wrong conclusion and omitted the wrong feature. As so often happens when marketing (and weight reduction at any cost to reduce emissions no matter what the inconvenience) goes up against fact, the twaddle wins.

Good points, Harry. I'll have to remember those for my next conversation with the Mercedes sales reps.  

 

Will be back at the dealer again soon.  Recently took my C-class in for summer wheels and tyres to be swopped for my winter set. I've had the latter for about three years now and when I traded in my old C-class in for a newer one earlier this year I took particular care to ensure compatibility on the wheel and tyre size (17"/225) so the winter wheels could still be used. Imagine my irritation when the technician got the car up on the ramp and discovered that Mercedes had changed the width of the bolts as between the W203 C-Class and the W204 that I now have.  The latter have thicker bolts that won't fit the old wheels, rendering my winter wheels and tyres redundant!  Seemingly the technician wasn't aware of this change either? So I'll be back again soon once I've bought a completely new set of winter wheels and tyres.    

Posted on: 02 December 2014 by MDS
Originally Posted by Mr Mole:

My wife's TT has had two sidewall blow-outs. fortunately she was on the M27 in the rush hour. A snail could move faster at that time of day 

That's particularly bad luck Mr Mole, necessitating two new tyre I guess. Still, I'd swop you the M27 for the M25 any day. 

Posted on: 02 December 2014 by Harry
Originally Posted by GregW:
I don't know about the most recent models but one of the advantages of buying ///M versions was that they didn't use run flats. I get the impression that other than BMW run flats haven't really taken off.

M Cars still retain normal tyres (apart from the X5M and the X6M) as do Alpinas. I'm hanging onto my E66 because apart from still running exceptionally well, it is dynamically miles in front of tits RFT shod successor.

Posted on: 02 December 2014 by Harry

I went for donkey's miles before getting two punctures on the same day (different wheels) both resulting in total deflation. 

 

You just can't predict.

Posted on: 10 December 2014 by Lewis

All cars are a pain in the arse regardless of where they are made or how much they cost! 

Posted on: 10 December 2014 by Bananahead

Apparently people don't want spare wheels in this part of the world. They just call the recovery service if they get a flat.