Sonic Slippers - Why don't we all have them?

You started it (again) with all this talk of ear muffs. Now tell us more - you don't get off that lightly.

There is a DR or even a DR/2 upgrade to be announced, just as soon as you get yours run in - Always a risk buying second hand or without auditioning at home!

Now I think about it, someone will tell me that there is also a Power Supply that will bring it all to another level!

Nah - I've had it with electronics to enhance my listening pleasure. I am much more intrigued by the comfy wearables you keep mentioning but have given very few details about.

Steve - if you have genuinely found these comfy (and let's not forget warm with winter coming on) items have really improved SQ then you owe it to the Forum to share all.

Now stop teasing us.

Bet I can go on longer than you.

Too late, I claim my prize for the last post to this thread. I would like the ear muffs to go with my newly acquired sonic slippers.

I hear you must have a full loom (or is it ensemble with clothing) to really appreciate the SQ.

My goodness - I am really loosing it!

Yes there is.

And they’re having a very frustrating and unproductive time. Every clothing range they’ve come up with made the wearer look like a PRAT

I am sorry, you can't all come on this thread after so long and claim my prize.

Steve, please send my sonic ear muffs to nigelb, Chesham. If you have them in blue they will go nicely with my new sonic slippers.

Please confirm postage!

For best results, ensure your slipper laces are terminated with genuine Naim banana plugs.

Nigel, I do my first work, when I'm at work..... Watch this space!!!!.

All you need to add are some plush toys and a reasonable length of sturdy wire and you'll have quite a party.

I'll call my relative who is a dominatrix and I'll be ready....

Thanks, HH, I hadn't realised that DR actually meant "dominatrix ready". I am now really looking forward to nigelb's detailed report on the sonic improvements his imminent prize makes....

Hold on a minute, I am quite happy chatting about new sonic wearables but we seem to be straying into a whole new kind of vice. Don't know anything about this new topic.

By the way, Steve, the postman has been but had no package for me. When can I expect my new ear muffs? If you don't have them in blue then red will do to match the wine.

Will of course provide a full review of the new wearables when the muffs finally turn up.

Now that you mention it, "discrete (or discreet) regulator" makes a fine synonym for dominatrix...

Nigel, sorry about being lured off-topic by HH's interesting relatives....

The original concept of hi-fi wearables should be more than enough to exercise the ears - and the imagination. I wonder if Naim are currently working on a wearable Statement?

I'm back.....

It looks like the tone has been lowered here but........ Hey Ho.

I hear that a well known sportswear manufacturer has been working a a Bluetooth Black Box - Once you are clad in your Sonic Slippers and Sonic Earmuffs... what is there to protect  your 'sensitive parts' that may be affected by vibration?  

Poof!

Oooohh......Eerrrrrrr Missus.

Do these come in blue so I can have a complete matching ensemble?

Mind you I don't suppose the Sonic Black Box would be on show - well not in my house anyway.

Breaking News.....Literally!

Trading Standards have just had them all withdrawn from sale, regardless of colour...This is what happens when you turn up the volume too far!

Look I know this is a bit of a laugh, but if one of you more technical guys out there could get these wearables working (Simon-in-Suffolk?), the prototypes could be handed over to Naim for some proper development.

A whole new revenue stream?

Steve, I really think you need to get British Standards safety approval on the whole range before you go any further. This could have been very painful.