Is it true?

What?

Is it safe?

If you read it in The Mail then no.

You've been reading the Metro football news again?  Already warming us up for the certain January transfers - on the basis that they flag every possible scenario, they still seem to have a zero hit rate.  Amusing daily giggle none the less.  True?  Not a chance!

Peter

'fraid, it is. The universe is an episcopal  hologram, my real name is Loretta and I want to have children!

I still need to be convinced I'm afraid. Will believe it when I see it.

You haven't got a womb. Where's the foetus gonna gestate?

 Poor  sod looks like the last and only Labour MP for Scotland.

Or the entire Lib Dem parliamentary contingent!

What's this, then? 'Liberalis eunt domum?' 'People called Liberalis they go the house'?!

Write it a hundred times with the correct declensions!

Are we talking about "true" according to the neo-classical theory?  The coherence theory?  What about Tarski's theory?  There's also redundancy and minimalist theories - łots of standing issues in the pursuit of a unifying theory of truth!

The only thing I know for sure is that I will be surrounded by lots of unhappy chappies if the Boks don't beat Wales today. Not too worried about it myself, just so long as we don't run short of Windhoek Lager. 

Greetings to my forum pals from the sunny RSA!  Two more days, and we'll be heading back to the frigid north. Of course, if the Boks lose, I will expect a very good discount on RWC shirts and caps at the OR Tambo gift shops!

ATB.

Hook

If you read it in the Guardian no