I want to give you £83 million

Posted by: Sniper on 11 July 2011

Dear Investors,

I would like to give you £83 million which would be half of my win when I get the jackpot in the Euro Lottery later tomorrow (this is provided you buy me a ticket of course) My lucky numbers (which have been meditated into the very fabric of the universe through long years of esoteric practices and desperate pleading) are: 11,22,23,41,42 and 9&6 lucky star numbers. 41,42,16,29,3 and 2&3 are equally dead certainities albeit in a pararell universe. It could be our lucky day! How many Naim boxes could you buy with that and how many bottles of wine? I'd even be temped to buy Mrs. Sniper a new frock.

Regards,

Erik

Posted on: 11 July 2011 by Chalshus

You're not from Nigeria?

All the best.

-Goodluck Jonathan.

Posted on: 11 July 2011 by vandergraafuk

All I require is your bank account details

LOL

Posted on: 11 July 2011 by Sniper

Im enjoying the news about Murdoch's evil empire crashing around his arrogant, greedy reptilian ears - best news I've heard in years. Corrupt coppers getting it in the neck too - its all so long overdue but better late than never.

Posted on: 12 July 2011 by tonym

Originally Posted by Sniper:

Dear Investors,

I would like to give you £83 million which would be half of my win when I get the jackpot in the Euro Lottery later tomorrow (this is provided you buy me a ticket of course) I'd even be temped to buy Mrs. Sniper a new frock.

Regards,

Erik

I'd advise strongly against the latter course of action Erik. In my experience, if you spoil them too much they come back and demand more. Best leave Mrs Sniper to carry on with domestic tasks as normal.

Posted on: 12 July 2011 by Sniper

Tony,

I'm sure you are right, I don't know what came over me. Must keep my feet on the ground and not let the millions go to my head.