Spotify Connect and Naim: astonishing range
Posted by: Donkeyhaute on 21 September 2016
Hello all,
My brother came over for Sunday lunch last weekend. He took umbrage at Radio Paradise whilst I was cooking and connected to my SU using Spotify Connect from his iPhone to play a few songs whilst I incinerated an innocent potato.
Last night, I was watching a le Carre film via the SU when, suddenly, it switched input to Spotify. 'Odd', I thought.
I switched it back to the TV input using the remote.
20 seconds later, it went back to Spotify.
'Odd', I thought. 'Most ODD'. I manually set the SU to TV and then hid the remote, assuming its batteries were on the wane.
With increasing (and alarming) frequency, the input select went from TV to Spotify. My hands at this point, were a BLUR. Each time the enemy hacker switched to Spotify, I swiftly flicked him back. To get into the theme of things, I was, by now, wearing a helmet and chain smoking in low-light. My thoughts turned to my ex-wife, turned by Krapotkin. Eventually, the Spotify input was selected so swiftly that my thumbs began to ache and I retired to a safe spot under the dining table.
At this point, a named dread stole over my soul. 'It's the Russians!' I thought, eyes bubbling with le Carre-induced terror. Scrambling manfully, I altered my router's password, thus keeping safe the secrets of the West.
Still, it sprung back to Spotify. This time it was playing the Pink Panther theme tune at 70/100 on my SU's volume nob. Was this a code? I didn't care - it had caused a tweeter or two to ping off and bat around the ceiling like crane flies. I dabbed at tears with my Union Jack boxer shorts and considered matters.
In a fit of rationality, I disabled the Spotify input on the SU. Sanity returns. I win!
My phone beeps. It's my brother.
"Hey. You've locked me out!", he says.
"I thought the Russians were coming!", I said (apologies to any Russian Naimites - the specific le Carre had me primed).
"I thought you'd think that", said my brother, delighting in his mysteriousness.
The problem is, he lives 5 miles away in South London, and I'm at a loss to explain how he can remote control my SU when on a different wifi network (My SU is hardwired via ethernet cables).
Are they coming for me?