Exciting times and new service at Signals

Posted by: Signals UK on 01 April 2017

As many of you already know, we will be moving to our new premises at the beginning of May 2017. Our latest piece of signals staff news is significant.

Our new HQ is a former Roman Catholic Church in Trimley, Suffolk. It was named after the patron saint of music, St Cecilia, and is being only slightly re-titled ‘St Cecilia’s House’ to maintain this pertinent connection.

The process of obtaining change of use from a public building was not entirely straightforward for us, although we were ultimately successful. It turned out that there was also a covenant in place, however, and this stipulated that we must maintain a suitable level of pastoral care.

We’ve often joked that we offer therapy as part of our service but it’s now essential for us to formalise this aspect of our work. Still, where better to do this than in a building equipped with its own confessional space?

We are therefore delighted to introduce Dr Hertz von Lautsprecher as the latest member of our team. He will be on site on Wednesdays and Fridays. As you may have guessed from the name, Hertz is German, so it’s sad to reflect on the possibility that he may only be with us for a couple of years.

Whilst his specialism is the incredibly useful Irrational Emotive Cognitive Behavioural Therapy, he is well versed in the full range of human conditions, particularly with respect to financial outlay, or being Vorsichtig mit Geld, as they say in Germany. Whether this means he will convince you of the need to abandon or continue with a proposed purchase, only time, and our continued existence, will tell.

For the three days per week when he is not with us, Hertz already has his own successful therapy practice which can be found at hertztherapist.co.uk.

Saturday April 1 2017

Posted on: 01 April 2017 by The Strat (Fender)

Guys,

Will you also be stocking the forthcoming Naim Statement turntable system which I understand will be the first €M hi-Fi product.  

Posted on: 01 April 2017 by Massimo Bertola

Dear Alastair,

I'm free both on Wednesdays and Fridays, thanks for this useful new service. I can't wait to visit the new site.

Best,

Max

(I'm delighted to imagine that for some members the real April Fool could be the news that your new site was actually a Roman Church...)

Posted on: 01 April 2017 by Signals UK

Well, it's not a terribly churchy church.

 

 

Posted on: 01 April 2017 by tonym

Will he, like, talk me out of buying stuff? Might this not be a particularly smart move vis a vis your main objective, i.e. selling stuff? 

Posted on: 01 April 2017 by Ardbeg10y

Can we pray to the Holy Cross(over) and become Active members of your church?

Posted on: 01 April 2017 by joerand

Sounds like a unique place to set up shop! I was thinking that with the musically connected names involved there might possibly be a woman on staff named Melody, Carol or Viola.

Posted on: 01 April 2017 by Richard Dane
tonym posted:

Will he, like, talk me out of buying stuff? Might this not be a particularly smart move vis a vis your main objective, i.e. selling stuff? 

Don't worry Tony.  That's why we have the group therapy sessions that we like to call the "Naim Forum".

Posted on: 01 April 2017 by Signals UK

Well rescued Richard!

 

Posted on: 01 April 2017 by nigelb

Bless you all at Signals for considering the plight of our poor, long-suffering bank managers. It is nice to know we all now have someone to talk to about our audio obsessions (well those of us who live in East Anglia) and the resulting irrational behaviour. I am sure Hertz will be very busy on Wednesdays and Fridays. Do I need to make an appointment to see Hertz or can I just turn up?

Amen.

Posted on: 01 April 2017 by wenger2015

Do you have a confession box?......if so you are going to be busy....

Posted on: 01 April 2017 by J.N.

Love Hertz. 

John.