Bloody Romans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah I see !! You are a Chelsea fan and want to talk about Abramovich ! I wouldn't be rude about him if I were you - he's been rather generous to your club....... 

"What has Roman done for us ?"

"Well there's the expensive signings."

"And the proposed new ground."

"And don't forget the trophies......"

"Yes, yes, but apart from signings, the new ground, the trophies, what has Roman REALLY done for us ?"

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Greetings from a Spud (putting on a brave face).

TBH it was more a reference to all the stone casting going on around here. Maybe I should have linked  the Jehovah piece instead...

"Look, my wife had served up a lovely bit of fish and..."

However I fully appreciate the fortuitous helicopter ride taken by RA when overflying Stamford Bridge on way to talk about buying Spurs and he turned to his assistant and asked "What about that one..?"