Boris Time

Every time he talks he reminds me of Treebeard...

thebigfredc posted:

Well she ****ed that up. The footballing equivalent of a Premier team beating a lower division team but with an unconvincing performance and result. And continuing with the football theme Theresa was tackled by the worst player on the pitch. Sometimes winning is not enough - on occasion you have to win with style. 

You forgot to include how the Premier Team beat the 2nd division team while scoring 2 homes goals as well as scoring 3 for themselves!

Do you mean while scoring 2 "own " goals?

thebigfredc posted:

Do you mean while scoring 2 "own " goals?

Probably yes... just don't try to explain the offside rule!

Eloise posted:

Probably yes... just don't try to explain the offside rule!

And as we all know,

"The offside rule is when the French mustard has to be between the teriyaki sauce and the sea salt."

Offside is spelling Boris with two r's

Fair shout Mike - my bad .... Boris with two 'Rs'.....I can't have slept well the night before.

Fred, now corrected for you.