Spot the silly mistake.

Posted by: Tony Lockhart on 20 December 2010

I'm still chuckling at this one:



Tony
Posted on: 20 December 2010 by tonym
Snow laughing matter! (What a plonker. Or plonkettte).
Posted on: 20 December 2010 by Bruce Woodhouse
Probably dealer-fitted if my (brief) acquaintance with BMW workshops is anything to go by.

Bruce
Posted on: 20 December 2010 by Fabio 1
Worth stopping for taking this pic!!Ha ha!!Maybe he also has a Mercedes-Benz and an old Duetto Alfa Romeo...Nice one! Roll Eyes
Posted on: 20 December 2010 by Mike-B
4x4 1-Series ?? Or maybe fitted at Halfrauds

My nieghbour has just (like 10 minutes ago) parked his M3 in a garden wall at the bottom of the slope down from his house.
Front chains might have been handy. Roll Eyes
Posted on: 20 December 2010 by Julian H
At least he will be going nowhere in the right direction. Big Grin
Posted on: 20 December 2010 by Howlinhounddog
Still made me laugh, even after struggling to take the chains off my partners Beemer this morning in the freezing cold, oh and yes they were on the rear wheels !
Posted on: 20 December 2010 by George Fredrik
Shirley, would it not be sensible to fit chains on all four wheels?

PS: Enjoying a nice Rioja - Berberana ... time to get another yet!
Posted on: 20 December 2010 by JonR
My next-door neighbour has a BMW 3-series saloon with large wheels and fairly low-profile tyres. I saw him try to reverse it out of his parking bay this morning (still with 3 inches of snow on its roof Roll Eyes ) and he managed to get precisely nowhere. Still he has a Honda 4x4 as well (being married with a young family) so took that instead.

My boss has a Mercedes coupe (52-reg) and he told me on the phone today that he drove to Waitrose to get something for lunch and found he had to get help to push the car away as he had no traction either!
Posted on: 20 December 2010 by Tony Lockhart
Mmmmm. My C-class, so far, has had zero problems in t'snow. Normal summer tyres 245/40-17 on the rear, slush box, and 500Nm. On Wattisham airfield's snowy roads this morning I even had time to play at being Mikkola a few times, purely in the interests of road safety of course.

Maybe 4,000 mile old tyres are the difference?

Tony
Posted on: 20 December 2010 by nap-ster
I'm surprised that more manufacturers don't have a 4x4 option. There's only Audi & Subaru that have mainstream "car" 4 wheel drive options as far as I know?
Posted on: 20 December 2010 by Tony Lockhart
Many manufacturers went the 4x4 way in the 80s, alongside quattro mania. But it isn't necessary here. Remember, Saab and Volvo aren't known for their 4x4 saloons, and they get a bit of snow in Sweden. The added weight, complexity, servicing, fuel consumption, and loss of boot space mean most people choose 2wd.

Tony
Posted on: 20 December 2010 by garyi
When I worked in the alps we watched a guys transmission get out and walk from his jag for doing that. Most amusing.
Posted on: 20 December 2010 by JamieWednesday
I have low profile, fat Conti's = brilliant in dry and wet but absolutley useless in snowy stuff. Slightest slippery incline and it's snow go. No lateral tread on them you see, so difficult to get purchase
Posted on: 20 December 2010 by Tony Lockhart
Some sort of Dunlop Sport, Merc specific on mine. My liftshare has an E39 530d with 275s on the rear. Again, no problems. I tell you what though, thank gawd fir ESP, ABS, etc.

Tony
Posted on: 20 December 2010 by JamieWednesday
quote:
thank gawd fir ESP, ABS, etc.


Seconded, on my ST220
Posted on: 20 December 2010 by tonym
I'm very happy to be driving my Range Rover in this weather. Unstoppable.(so far...)
Posted on: 20 December 2010 by Tony Lockhart
Yeah. Helps when checking yer girls down Portman Road, eh.

Tony
Posted on: 20 December 2010 by BigH47
Cue fixedwheel?
Posted on: 20 December 2010 by nap-ster
quote:
Originally posted by Tony Lockhart:
Many manufacturers went the 4x4 way in the 80s, alongside quattro mania. But it isn't necessary here. Remember, Saab and Volvo aren't known for their 4x4 saloons, and they get a bit of snow in Sweden. The added weight, complexity, servicing, fuel consumption, and loss of boot space mean most people choose 2wd.

Tony


Where's here? I'm up in the NE of Scotland and I wouldn't buy anything but a 4x4. Same servicing costs, bootspace etc., never mind the all round handling. All the rest is a small price to pay.

As for Saab and Volvo? The Scandinavians probably have a far better understanding, experience and the ability to cope with the conditions than the Brits.
Posted on: 20 December 2010 by David Scott
Could someone explain the problem with this and why it would make your transmission 'get out and walk' please? Thank you.
Posted on: 20 December 2010 by winkyincanada
The photo reminded me of the goofy practice in the UK of parking on the wrong side of the street. Why do you guys do that? I've never seen it anywhere else in the world.
Posted on: 20 December 2010 by Howlinhounddog
quote:
Could someone explain the problem with this and why it would make your transmission 'get out and walk' please? Thank you.

David, the BMW is a rear wheel drive, fitting snow chains on the front would be next to useless as the rear drive wheels would still get no purchase and slide. Correctly fitted chains make one hell of a difference but again become a nusance as soon as you meet tarmac!
Posted on: 20 December 2010 by TomK
nap-ster,
A friend in Aberdeen had a Volvo estate a few years ago, for just the reasons you say.
He said it was the worst he'd ever driven in the snow and had to keep two sacks of cement in the boot to improve handling.
Posted on: 20 December 2010 by TomK
quote:
Originally posted by David Scott?:
Could someone explain the problem with this and why it would make your transmission 'get out and walk' please? Thank you.


Thanks David. Glad I'm not the only outsider here.
Posted on: 20 December 2010 by Fabio 1
quote:
Originally posted by Tony Lockhart:
Many manufacturers went the 4x4 way in the 80s, alongside quattro mania. But it isn't necessary here. Remember, Saab and Volvo aren't known for their 4x4 saloons, and they get a bit of snow in Sweden. The added weight, complexity, servicing, fuel consumption, and loss of boot space mean most people choose 2wd.

Tony
I completely agree