have your chicken how you like it
Posted by: ChrisD on 15 April 2004
Posted on: 16 April 2004 by blythe
Amazing - there must be a sad guy/girl dressed up as a chicken doing this live.
"Stand on your head" had him/her struggle a bit, but he/she nearly got there....
"Lay an egg" was funny
"Lie on the floor" and he/she did
I held back from asking "show us your cock", thinking it's a chicken, therefore there is presumably a cockerel somewhere........
Computers are supposed to work on 1's and 0's - in other words "Yes" or "No" - why does mine frequently say "Maybe"?......
"Stand on your head" had him/her struggle a bit, but he/she nearly got there....
"Lay an egg" was funny
"Lie on the floor" and he/she did
I held back from asking "show us your cock", thinking it's a chicken, therefore there is presumably a cockerel somewhere........
Computers are supposed to work on 1's and 0's - in other words "Yes" or "No" - why does mine frequently say "Maybe"?......
Posted on: 16 April 2004 by garyi
I feel really bad. I got him to sit down, hold up his hands and then told him I am off to the pub.
Posted on: 16 April 2004 by jayd
The truth about the chicken.
Not a poor sap in a suit flapping live; a cleverly compiled list of pre-taped scenes that are controlled through keyword commands. Apparently.
The Word on the Bird
Not a poor sap in a suit flapping live; a cleverly compiled list of pre-taped scenes that are controlled through keyword commands. Apparently.
The Word on the Bird
Posted on: 16 April 2004 by garyi
Its bloody clever there fore.
I said 'raise your right hand/ He raised his left. I said not thats the left, he then shook his head then raised the right hand.
I then said sit ont he sofa and he did. I did not spot any cuts etc to allow this to happen.
Equaly my logical mind tells me unless they have thosands of chicken rooms, its unlikely that my commands would be the ones to be followed when surely so many people are logging in.
Clever stuff.
I won't be buying a burger though.
I said 'raise your right hand/ He raised his left. I said not thats the left, he then shook his head then raised the right hand.
I then said sit ont he sofa and he did. I did not spot any cuts etc to allow this to happen.
Equaly my logical mind tells me unless they have thosands of chicken rooms, its unlikely that my commands would be the ones to be followed when surely so many people are logging in.
Clever stuff.
I won't be buying a burger though.
Posted on: 16 April 2004 by garyi
Crap, now I play with it some more, its bloody obvious!
Posted on: 16 April 2004 by syd
It's crap. I first asked him to raise his left leg and he raised his right wing? then I asked him to flap his wings up and down and he dropped to the ground. Clever progaming My Arse.
Yours in Music
Syd
Yours in Music
Syd
Posted on: 16 April 2004 by jayd
When I tried a week or so ago, it did everything I asked, including the macarena. Since then, the site has been both farked and slash-dotted, so with the kind of traffic that generates, I'm surprised the chicken is even moving anymore.
Posted on: 20 April 2004 by blythe
quote:
Originally posted by jayd:
_The truth about the chicken._
Not a poor sap in a suit flapping live; a cleverly compiled list of pre-taped scenes that are controlled through keyword commands. Apparently.
http://www.snopes.com/business/market/chicken.asp
That maybe explains why when I said "lie on the settee" he played striking a ball with a golf club; like he was playing off a tee!
Computers are supposed to work on 1's and 0's - in other words "Yes" or "No" - why does mine frequently say "Maybe"?......
Posted on: 22 April 2004 by stevie d
it attempts the moonwalk quite well, if you ask it to breakdance, i think it tries the 'worm'
Stevie
Stevie