Love Thy Neighbour :
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 14 February 2005
Their bloody kids staggering down the road drunk out of their tiny minds, puking
and collapsing in the gutter, non stop loud Irish rock music blaring through their
bloody wafer thin wall's, I really don't think I can stand any more of this anti-
social behaviour, never mind continually waking up our baby, and driving me and the
missus to near breaking point. The Scottish born complainee had made his comments today
to one of Her Majesties finer gutter press rags, and insisted that he'd began legal
proceedings to serve an ASBO on these selfish egoistic folk. In their defence the
afore-mentioned 'quality'rag also printed the 'neighbour from hell's' views, who was
himself strangely enough also Scottish born. 'The moanin Minnie' never gives up sulking
and looking for excuses to have us evicted said the red faced ex rock legend. Filthy
nappies and haggis wrappins thrown out of their windows, regularly strewn all over this
street smothering those poor 'journo's' with filth, I've a jolly mind to serve an ASBO
on them in return, and believe me I have powerful connections in the Law, (don't we
Alisdaire (also a Jock) cos we make them up as we go along and as we please don't we ?
and I really do think it's jolly important for people to realise this, innit, he said with
a cheeky streetwise grin. Oh Yes indeed, we know many a Matrix.
Fritz Von Our Mat's mate in a mac covered in baby droppings, rain, and a freshly
printed copy of t'gaurdian like
A Fritz Von Straw copyright production
and collapsing in the gutter, non stop loud Irish rock music blaring through their
bloody wafer thin wall's, I really don't think I can stand any more of this anti-
social behaviour, never mind continually waking up our baby, and driving me and the
missus to near breaking point. The Scottish born complainee had made his comments today
to one of Her Majesties finer gutter press rags, and insisted that he'd began legal
proceedings to serve an ASBO on these selfish egoistic folk. In their defence the
afore-mentioned 'quality'rag also printed the 'neighbour from hell's' views, who was
himself strangely enough also Scottish born. 'The moanin Minnie' never gives up sulking
and looking for excuses to have us evicted said the red faced ex rock legend. Filthy
nappies and haggis wrappins thrown out of their windows, regularly strewn all over this
street smothering those poor 'journo's' with filth, I've a jolly mind to serve an ASBO
on them in return, and believe me I have powerful connections in the Law, (don't we
Alisdaire (also a Jock) cos we make them up as we go along and as we please don't we ?
and I really do think it's jolly important for people to realise this, innit, he said with
a cheeky streetwise grin. Oh Yes indeed, we know many a Matrix.
Fritz Von Our Mat's mate in a mac covered in baby droppings, rain, and a freshly
printed copy of t'gaurdian like
A Fritz Von Straw copyright production
Who will we blame or fight when all borders are gone ?
Fritz Von Clangers innit
Fritz Von Clangers innit
quote:Originally posted by Adam Meredith:
Ultimately, it is better to define and accept yourself - rather than inhabit the void left by not being other people.
Don't tell me Adam old bean "Sir Cliff" or "Dickie Branson" ?
Fritz Von Moonwalkin
I trust nobody is eating at present, but you know that pappy kind of shock absorbed crack one hears when breaking a stale pork pie in half ? well I've just experinced that very same sound down to the micro sonic thingy whils't exploding a rather mature pimple on the end of my hooter, goodnight all, innit.
Fritz Von Dylan it's far too late to cut uncle adams lawn at this time of night
Fritz Von Dylan it's far too late to cut uncle adams lawn at this time of night
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:quote:Originally posted by Adam Meredith:
Ultimately, it is better to define and accept yourself - rather than inhabit the void left by not being other people.
Don't tell me Adam old bean "Sir Cliff" or "Dickie Branson" ?
Fritz Von Moonwalkin
I'll get M'Hat n M'Candy