T'would explain a lot, both being
SUN reporters and Murdoch lackies to-boot, innit.
Fritz Von Tis a one way street and you're
DOOMED and Michael 'Count' Howard being a Jew a'all, I'm amazed the
STUN didn't jump on the fact, it being the Beeb's Muslim week towit.
Innocent until proven guilty, unless you're refering to TV licences in UK, innit.
Posted on: 01 February 2005 by Berlin Fritz
A statement has been issued from Parry the Knife from his winter hidaway in Costa Peanuts. "All benefit scroungers should be given no second chances whatso'ever, and should either be summarally shot at dawn, or put in a super-lighted cell and fed non stop readings of 'Das Capital' read by afore-mentioned model exiled Citizen, innit, as well as jokes, and coffee grinding memories".
Talk about wot goes arraand cums arraaand
Time for bed said Florence.
Posted on: 01 February 2005 by Berlin Fritz
London's New Metropolitan Police Commissioner who started his new job today seems a pretty decent down to earth sort of chap. Sir Ian Blair, what a co-incidence innit (no relation I'm sure ?), it's lucky though that the Chanmcellor didn't get the job or we'd be having batman signal's lighting up the City nights upsetting all the cat burglars, innit.
Fritz Von Herr Parry tells me that he loves UK so much that like ten of thousands before him, he's leaving on that midnight train as soon as possible so he can shout from tje sidelines just like our Fritz and many other self-opinionated ex pats on this forum