Nasal Hair Removal:

Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 17 February 2005

This could well be psychosematic on my part but after reading Michael Caine's auotobography last year (sorry Sir Michael, and a baat bluddy time too, that's wot i say)I seem to be growing far more nasal hairs than I ever did previously (or so it seems to me ?). Having just turned 46
I'm aware this could well be quite normal (even for me !) but which old ladies out there really know the best ways to keep them at bay ?

Fritz Von WMD's found in Ireland today (Wonga of Mass Denomination), and yes we know that 6 inch Naval guns fire 6 inch navels, innit. Big Grin


N.B. I sense eventually this will grow into a great thread !
Posted on: 17 February 2005 by Adam Meredith
A friend of my advanced age recently looked sheepish while carrying a bag from Boots. Could it be Preparation X (or H)? - no he had invested in a ceramic-cutter nasal (and ear) hair remover.
I make do with a strimmer.
Posted on: 17 February 2005 by graham55
Adam: No the one you use to cut the grass, I hope.

G
Posted on: 17 February 2005 by Adam Meredith
No - that would be silly. It's the one with the "brush cutter" disc on.
Posted on: 17 February 2005 by Steve B
It's time to get them tweezers out Fritz.
Posted on: 17 February 2005 by Berlin Fritz
Oh I have, I have, but when she does it it costs extra ! No, I'm sure there are elctrical Gentleman's/Person's devices these days that can be purchased discreetly at the condom & Haemeroid cream counter in kinky boots ?



Fritz Von John Purdy Razz
Posted on: 17 February 2005 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by graham55:
Adam: No the one you use to cut the grass, I hope.

G


His kindly chemist does that for him.
Posted on: 17 February 2005 by TomK
I've long since accepted there's more hair growing from my nostrils and inside my ears than there used to be. No point in worrying about it. However recently I found two large hairs growing on the outside of my nose, half way between my brow and the tip. And even more recently I discovered a couple of monsters growing on the top edge of my ears. I just hadn't noticed them because my hair needed cut. Once that was done, voila, a tuft of hair growing on my ear. So now I also have to shave the top of my nose and ears.

Sod this getting old lark.
Posted on: 17 February 2005 by long-time-dead
Fritz

If you grab your pubic hair REALLY tight and pull REALLY hard.........



Your eyes will water and your nasal hair will not change - but you will not be able to see it in the mirror.

Happy To Help !
Posted on: 17 February 2005 by Berlin Fritz
Aye, that's true, but I've always liked kids too, I went to school with hundreds of em !


Fritz Von Vuk is seemingly well before my time like many others I know not of him ? but have the advantage of most folk knowing not of what I speak at present, innit. Big Grin

Nose Flame throwers ? Welsh made naturally:
Posted on: 17 February 2005 by long-time-dead
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

Fritz Von Vuk


Abso-fucking-lutely brilliant timing !
Posted on: 17 February 2005 by Berlin Fritz
Are you sure you're allowed to say that, won't you get sent to the corner ?


Fritz Von Shocked & Stunned Big Grin
Posted on: 17 February 2005 by Adam Meredith
quote:
Originally posted by long-time-dead:
Abso-fucking-lutely brilliant timing !

George…
don’t do that
Posted on: 17 February 2005 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Adam Meredith:
quote:
Originally posted by long-time-dead:
Abso-fucking-lutely brilliant timing !

George…
don’t do that


John Lennon ?
Posted on: 17 February 2005 by long-time-dead
quote:
Originally posted by Adam Meredith:
George…
don’t do that


... and here's me thinking timing was important ............
Posted on: 17 February 2005 by JonR
Is your name George?

Jon Von obscurepostsistheinthinginnit Winker
Posted on: 17 February 2005 by long-time-dead
No.

MynameisnotGeorge,isit.Innit ?
Posted on: 17 February 2005 by JonR
OK.

Jon Von myrealnamesjonathansoIam Smile
Posted on: 17 February 2005 by Lomo
I knew a lad who was virtually born with hair sprouting from all his vital parts. As he was used to em at an early age they never bothered him as he grew older. He married , had children and lived happily ever after.
Posted on: 18 February 2005 by Nime
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Oh I have, I have, but when she does it it costs extra ! No, I'm sure there are elctrical Gentleman's/Person's devices these days that can be purchased discreetly at the condom & Haemeroid cream counter in kinky boots ?

Fritz Von John Purdy Razz


Are they still coy about condoms in the UK? You can buy them at almost all supermaket check-outs over here. I don't remember seeing them in Britain.

As a kid I worked at a chemist. Young men would pluck up the courage to come in and hover innocently until all the other customers had gone. Then they would ask meekly in a low, mumbling voice.

The dragon behind the counter would say: "We certainly don't sell that sort of thing" in such a loud and snooty voice that she must have put many young men off protected sex for the rest of their lives. Big Grin

Nime
Posted on: 18 February 2005 by Berlin Fritz
I hope she got caught out earlier than she would have wished with triplets, innit.


Fritz Von Blind hypocrasy as always Jonnie Big Grin

N.B. I used to think Jonnie Cash was change from a durex machine ?
Posted on: 18 February 2005 by Berlin Fritz
Isn't there some kind of static wazzer affair on the market ?
Posted on: 18 February 2005 by Lomo
I would suspect that condoms are now just part of the monthly shopping list. Checks pantry, still half a tube of lubricant, mmmm must try those roughriders this month and as a treat the strawberry flavoured ones.
Anyway it took me an hour to count them all at the last stocktake. Mind you I wasn't hurrying.
Posted on: 18 February 2005 by Berlin Fritz
No wonder them Roos can bloody jump mate Eek



Fritz Von I hope you wash them out well afterwards ? Razz
Posted on: 18 February 2005 by Lomo
LOst yer thread, don't lose the bed, Fritzie.