Parryesque Perception or Reality
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 13 February 2005
I suppose this question could quite logically apply to the majority of topics banded in this place, innit ?
Fritz Von Arye it's nothing personal matey
Fritz Von Arye it's nothing personal matey
Posted on: 13 February 2005 by Adam Meredith
I think you may be on shaky ground - reality for us being subtly different from that on Bizarro World.
Posted on: 13 February 2005 by Deane F
Fritz
You seem to think that this forum should be used to discuss only IMPORTANT matters like politics, current affairs or international relations etc.
Why the hell can't members make enquiries about whether their Rolex is genuine or anything that takes their fancy without you starting a sarcastic thread?
Deane (note the spelling)
You seem to think that this forum should be used to discuss only IMPORTANT matters like politics, current affairs or international relations etc.
Why the hell can't members make enquiries about whether their Rolex is genuine or anything that takes their fancy without you starting a sarcastic thread?
Deane (note the spelling)
Posted on: 13 February 2005 by Berlin Fritz
Believe it or not it wasn't sarcastic, I did actiually recieve a rolex on my birthday, and it did stop three days later so there, plus I reckon many of my 'attempts' are far from IMPOTENT matters, and as far as sarcasm goes generally I honestly try to avoid it at all costs, innit.
Fritz Von Kiwi & Tia Maria pavlova for tea
Fritz Von Kiwi & Tia Maria pavlova for tea
Posted on: 13 February 2005 by Deane F
I owe you an apology then Fritz Von nothinglikeapavtostopthehandsshaking.
Posted on: 13 February 2005 by JonR
quote:Originally posted by Deane F:
Why the hell can't members make enquiries about whether their Rolex is genuine or anything that takes their fancy without you starting a sarcastic thread?
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Believe it or not it wasn't sarcastic, I did actiually recieve a rolex on my birthday, and it did stop three days later so there[..]
LOL! You couldn't make it up!
Cheers,
JR
Posted on: 13 February 2005 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Adam Meredith:
I think you may be on shaky ground - reality for us being subtly different from that on Bizarro World.
He did some lovely work, but to be honest I really do prefer Monet !
Fritz Von No worries Deano, me old mucker
Posted on: 13 February 2005 by Deane F
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
He did some lovely work, but to be honest I really do prefer Monet !
Monet's work was pointless..
Posted on: 13 February 2005 by Nime
L'eau contraire, Mon Ami!
Nime
Nime
Posted on: 13 February 2005 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Deane F:quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
He did some lovely work, but to be honest I really do prefer Monet !
Monet's work was pointless..
Unlike Seurat innit John
Posted on: 14 February 2005 by Berlin Fritz
I hope you all recieved your valentines cards, mine are all here, cost me a bloody fortune so they did.
Fritz Von Silly little man
Fritz Von Silly little man
Posted on: 14 February 2005 by Berlin Fritz
Having just this moment returned from checking my bank account to see if my
unemployment benefit had arrived yet, I pondered upon a few of the recent
topics and theorums aired on this hallowed fowum. Yes! the Japanese leadership have
been blamed for the dropping of the second bomb, and others have long argued
that being a different type from Hiroshima it would have been dropped as a working
test anyway, and as has been mentioned often on previous threads the first mega-
industrial 'target' was overclouded thefore it couldn't have been filmed in
gloriously pretty technicolour to show the world how clever we all are (and yes,
there's that film proof argument there naturally as well) Nagasaki being basically
in the wrong place at the wrong time (remember the hoo-hah by the Chinese when the
U.S. under Clinton, 'accidentally' bombed their embassy in the Balkan episode ? Whis't
sauntering through the lanes of my local supermarket 'Kaiser's', to buy my Argentinian
corned beef, weetabix (only place in Berlin to get it, unless one pays over the odds
in an English/British shop) and some nice Italian ham. I was recently reminded ( once
again) that my beer intake of late is far too large, so I got myself a bottle of
'Marques de Ballestar 1999' for a decent €4,99, and sitting next to that section were
some rather forlorn bottles of French stuff, namely 'Bordeaux', 'Baron Philippe de
Rothschild'and it reminded me of the current problems France still has in the psyche
of it's society in respect of 'collaberators etc', and all the arguments about either
being traitors for protecting their own; their 'all powerful'Catholic Church for being
in league with the Nazi's', or better in, in someway, than no way at all, as the present
British PM thinks so important, and actually he's probably right on that one. I noticed
the Bordeaux was 2001 & 2003 and the same price (also €4.99) so I chose two of the 2003
luvvies, as I'd heard it was a wintage year, and hopefully they eminate from the latter
half of it, maybe somebody in the know could put me right on that one ? My own stance on
the Dresden episode is that it was an outrageous act of immoral proportions, though as a
military attack understandable at the time. Getting back to today's world of ever increasing
Pre-emtive strikes, and their justification, I can't help but think that yesterday's mega
car bombing in a long peacefull Beruit/ and wonderfully infrastructured Lebanon, will benfit
certain anti Syrian parties more than others as did the blaming of the N-Ireland bank raid on
the IRA just as real conclusion to the dispute was apparently in sight, and let's face it who
the hell want's N-Irish monmy outside of N.Ireland anyway, it'd be like trying to sell
'The Scream', by Munch on the open art market, or more likely on a Petticoat Lane stall, next
to a geezer telling me that it's my trackin, have I checked my trackin ? As per always (and as
the Chief politely reminded me 'again' recently) many folk on this forum don't for most of
the time have a scoobie Doo where I'm coming from, or what the hell I'm talking about, let
alone the actual subjects I raise (as our Deanne menmtioned, I shouldn't be so boring, and he's
quite right too) though I'll maintain my stance, and wear a 'White Rose' and agree along with my
old pal Mick to Democracy our rights to free (non swearing) Speech, and to re-open Battersea dogs
home and fill it up with all them expensive rich boys playthings asap.
Fritz Von Call for Hunts innit.
N.B. For the record, I 'DO NOT' compare the Chinese Embassy bombing, with any other kind of bombing,
and the general emphasis of this whole subject (for the future) is to learn from the past, not get too
deeply into Condi's 'we know best rethoric' (she speaks, what GW thinks, unlike with Colin) being the
most powerful woman om the planet, and letting all the great work of the real human leaders get lost
in the haze, would I feel be a blinding shame of lightning irreparable proportions.
unemployment benefit had arrived yet, I pondered upon a few of the recent
topics and theorums aired on this hallowed fowum. Yes! the Japanese leadership have
been blamed for the dropping of the second bomb, and others have long argued
that being a different type from Hiroshima it would have been dropped as a working
test anyway, and as has been mentioned often on previous threads the first mega-
industrial 'target' was overclouded thefore it couldn't have been filmed in
gloriously pretty technicolour to show the world how clever we all are (and yes,
there's that film proof argument there naturally as well) Nagasaki being basically
in the wrong place at the wrong time (remember the hoo-hah by the Chinese when the
U.S. under Clinton, 'accidentally' bombed their embassy in the Balkan episode ? Whis't
sauntering through the lanes of my local supermarket 'Kaiser's', to buy my Argentinian
corned beef, weetabix (only place in Berlin to get it, unless one pays over the odds
in an English/British shop) and some nice Italian ham. I was recently reminded ( once
again) that my beer intake of late is far too large, so I got myself a bottle of
'Marques de Ballestar 1999' for a decent €4,99, and sitting next to that section were
some rather forlorn bottles of French stuff, namely 'Bordeaux', 'Baron Philippe de
Rothschild'and it reminded me of the current problems France still has in the psyche
of it's society in respect of 'collaberators etc', and all the arguments about either
being traitors for protecting their own; their 'all powerful'Catholic Church for being
in league with the Nazi's', or better in, in someway, than no way at all, as the present
British PM thinks so important, and actually he's probably right on that one. I noticed
the Bordeaux was 2001 & 2003 and the same price (also €4.99) so I chose two of the 2003
luvvies, as I'd heard it was a wintage year, and hopefully they eminate from the latter
half of it, maybe somebody in the know could put me right on that one ? My own stance on
the Dresden episode is that it was an outrageous act of immoral proportions, though as a
military attack understandable at the time. Getting back to today's world of ever increasing
Pre-emtive strikes, and their justification, I can't help but think that yesterday's mega
car bombing in a long peacefull Beruit/ and wonderfully infrastructured Lebanon, will benfit
certain anti Syrian parties more than others as did the blaming of the N-Ireland bank raid on
the IRA just as real conclusion to the dispute was apparently in sight, and let's face it who
the hell want's N-Irish monmy outside of N.Ireland anyway, it'd be like trying to sell
'The Scream', by Munch on the open art market, or more likely on a Petticoat Lane stall, next
to a geezer telling me that it's my trackin, have I checked my trackin ? As per always (and as
the Chief politely reminded me 'again' recently) many folk on this forum don't for most of
the time have a scoobie Doo where I'm coming from, or what the hell I'm talking about, let
alone the actual subjects I raise (as our Deanne menmtioned, I shouldn't be so boring, and he's
quite right too) though I'll maintain my stance, and wear a 'White Rose' and agree along with my
old pal Mick to Democracy our rights to free (non swearing) Speech, and to re-open Battersea dogs
home and fill it up with all them expensive rich boys playthings asap.
Fritz Von Call for Hunts innit.
N.B. For the record, I 'DO NOT' compare the Chinese Embassy bombing, with any other kind of bombing,
and the general emphasis of this whole subject (for the future) is to learn from the past, not get too
deeply into Condi's 'we know best rethoric' (she speaks, what GW thinks, unlike with Colin) being the
most powerful woman om the planet, and letting all the great work of the real human leaders get lost
in the haze, would I feel be a blinding shame of lightning irreparable proportions.
Posted on: 14 February 2005 by Nime
Fritz
You're rambling.
You're rambling.
Posted on: 14 February 2005 by mykel
Yes, but he is reasonably coherent.
Something must be wrong, please, give the man some space.
Regards,
Michael
PS Sorry about that, but apparently with the new fourm I do not have permission to use a signature line.
Something must be wrong, please, give the man some space.
Regards,
Michael
PS Sorry about that, but apparently with the new fourm I do not have permission to use a signature line.
Posted on: 14 February 2005 by Deane F
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
and to re-open Battersea dogs
home and fill it up with all them expensive rich boys playthings asap.
Heavens Fritz! Does this mean you will be purchasing a Naim system?
Deane
Posted on: 15 February 2005 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Deane F:quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
and to re-open Battersea dogs
home and fill it up with all them expensive rich boys playthings asap.
Heavens Fritz! Does this mean you will be purchasing a Naim system?
Stranger things have happened me old China, who knows eh ?
Fritz Von Wanna buy an Oyster
Deane
Posted on: 16 February 2005 by Berlin Fritz
Dubya, upon being asked by the Congress why he actually wanted the extra $87 Billion replied that now he was getting his 15 new Whitehouse lawn type helicopters, he needed some music systems in them. Just think I can play guests "Tie a yellow ribbon" at any juncture, Rummy can play WAM (Wolfgang A M) and pretend he's back in Nam, whils't Tony can plug his battered well used Strat into the amps, and do his Hendrix jigs.
Chief Administator Adam Mc Bob late night Harris from the Hi Fi specialists Naim; said quietly sucking his breath, "We are delighted that the President has chosen us for the job, and I'm sure we'll do them proud, but I'm afraid for that sum we'll only be able to kit out 9 of the choppers what with inflation and rising costs etc, though we may be able to come to some kind of arangement if he can squeeze just a few more bob out of them. innit"
Fritz Von Whirling Westlands
It did occur to me that if the Oklahoma bomber had killed himself at the time all sorts of witch-hunting may have ensued (think about it), fortunately the police & FBI got the bugger, and the rest is history, timing as always I suppose is of the essence, innit?
Chief Administator Adam Mc Bob late night Harris from the Hi Fi specialists Naim; said quietly sucking his breath, "We are delighted that the President has chosen us for the job, and I'm sure we'll do them proud, but I'm afraid for that sum we'll only be able to kit out 9 of the choppers what with inflation and rising costs etc, though we may be able to come to some kind of arangement if he can squeeze just a few more bob out of them. innit"
Fritz Von Whirling Westlands
It did occur to me that if the Oklahoma bomber had killed himself at the time all sorts of witch-hunting may have ensued (think about it), fortunately the police & FBI got the bugger, and the rest is history, timing as always I suppose is of the essence, innit?
Posted on: 16 February 2005 by woody
Fritz, I think I'd enjoy reading your posts if you ocassionally broke them up into more than one paragraph
Posted on: 16 February 2005 by Mick P
To amend the above
Fritz, I think I'd enjoy reading your posts if you ocassionally used only one word.
Fritz, I think I'd enjoy reading your posts if you ocassionally used only one word.
Posted on: 16 February 2005 by Steve Toy
How many letters?
Posted on: 16 February 2005 by Mick P
one
Posted on: 16 February 2005 by Berlin Fritz
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Posted on: 17 February 2005 by Berlin Fritz
Mick, me old Wiltshire banger, I didn't know that next to your 'humour', metiorites are the oldest things on this planet, innit ?
Fritz Von Well I'll be badgered
Fritz Von Well I'll be badgered
Posted on: 17 February 2005 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by woody:
Fritz, I think I'd enjoy reading your posts if you ocassionally broke them up into more than one paragraph
Wot's a paragragh John ?
Posted on: 17 February 2005 by Berlin Fritz
Am I once again losing the plot here ? I've just heard that Gerry Adam's had admitted that he may have been wrong in believing that the IRA didn't do the big bank heist, and if he said it, it must have some semblence of truth in it, innit? Last week's 'inquiry', states that Sinn Fein sanctioned the robbery, and with Mr Adams being its leader, I find the whole concept an absolute nonsense.
Not going into the rights and wrongs and these & those aspects of N-Ireland all over gaoin, can somebody explain to me:
1. Why didn't they steal Dollars, Sterling, or €uro's, fully knowing that N:Irish money couilödn't be shifted foor love nor money ten seconds after the robbery ?
2. In what way can Sinn Fein's interests possibly be enhanced by such a robbery ?
3. The criminal element (Gangsters) that have succeeded the para - movements are wrecking any chance of peace more thouroughly than terrorism ever did, and that was naturally a non starter from the word go too.
Fritz Von "Give Ireland back to the Irish"
N.B. Anybody remember who sang it ?
Not going into the rights and wrongs and these & those aspects of N-Ireland all over gaoin, can somebody explain to me:
1. Why didn't they steal Dollars, Sterling, or €uro's, fully knowing that N:Irish money couilödn't be shifted foor love nor money ten seconds after the robbery ?
2. In what way can Sinn Fein's interests possibly be enhanced by such a robbery ?
3. The criminal element (Gangsters) that have succeeded the para - movements are wrecking any chance of peace more thouroughly than terrorism ever did, and that was naturally a non starter from the word go too.
Fritz Von "Give Ireland back to the Irish"
N.B. Anybody remember who sang it ?