You fat bastid!

Some of the best people are porky bloaters you know?
I heard the new tune on the radio - it sounds like the best thing that the Cure have done for ages.

He got away with it in his 20's, but now he's getting near 50, isn't it a bit sad? (the Jo Brand look I mean, not being fat)

He's 45, which is a very good age.

9 weeks and counting....

At about 50 you should really stop trying to be punk and get an ascot and smoking jacket look don't you think?

Life is analogue

Mad Bob just wouldn't be Mad Bob without the exploding hair and the put-on-while-drunk lipstick. It's a lot better than turning into one of those pringle-jumper-wearing-golf-playing (oh bugger, I think I have worn out my hyphen key) ageing rock stars.

Well if Alice Cooper can watch telly with Ronnie Corbett and play golf with the pres, then I can't see why RS couldn't ditch the lipstick and rub shoulders with the UK greats, like Brucie, and Jimmy Tarbuck, eh? In golfing circles there has to be standards, otherwise he'll never be allowed into the clubhouse. C'mon guys. It just won't wash at nearly 50. Look at Prince Charles. He's nearly 50 and he looks respectable.
You can be a rock star without being a scruff. Just look at that nice young man Michael Ball - now he's a good example of what I'm talking about. And that nice Mr Hasslehoff.