There was a young lady called ...

Posted by: quincy on 06 June 2004

They accused young Master Tibbs
Of telling outrageous fibs
About all his mods
But really the sods
Disliked the cut of his jib


AQD
Posted on: 07 June 2004 by roger poll
There was a young lady from Madras
Who had the most beautiful ass
It was'nt rounded and pink
as well you might think
It was grey, had long ears and ate grass.

Roger P
Posted on: 07 June 2004 by Rasher
There once was an oldie called Mick
Who Matthew does give a sharp kick
Despite all the baiting
We still sit here waiting
But his skin is incredibly thick
Posted on: 07 June 2004 by oldie
"Oi"
Don't confuse me with Mick!
oldie. Wink
Posted on: 07 June 2004 by long-time-dead
Rasher

Are you owning up to Mister Baiting in public ?

Wink
Posted on: 08 June 2004 by Rasher
Who made the last quip on this thread?
It must have been Long-Time-Dead
You’d admire his cheek
But that one’s just weak
In fact it’s got me scratching my head.
Confused