Grocer's Film Club
Posted by: Kevin-W on 19 November 2004
An idea blatantly nicked from Radio 4's I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue as well as Matthew's Tribute Band tthread, what about a selection of films to show to an audience of grocers?*
Here are a few:
On The Bleach
Mutiny On The Bounty
Cheeses of Nazareth
Glade-iator
Souperman: The Movie
The Naked And The Bread
Marathon Man
The Glacé Menagerie
*All puns must be based around things you'd find in a grocery store or supermarket
Kevin
PS - You could also have:
The Can Who Fell to Earth
Spar Wars
Carry On Shopping
Carry On At Your Convenience Store
There will be more - as Arnie said, "Aisle Be Back"
Posted on: 19 November 2004 by Kevin-W
The Mother's Pride & The Passion
The Peas Maker
To Dye For
Women In Loaves
High Plains Dreft-er
Daz-ed And Confused
Taras Bulb-a
Philadelphia
Forrest Rump
Steakout
Turnip & Hooch
Jurassic Pork
Southern Comfort
Posted on: 19 November 2004 by Kevin-W
Loaf Story
Creamer Versus Creamer
Last Eggsit To Brooklyn
Milk & Honey
Five Easy Pizzas
Breads
The African Cream
Sergeant Yorkie
Pie Noon
Burger On The Orient Express
The Guns Of Macaroni
Posted on: 19 November 2004 by Kevin-W
The Codfather
By Any Beans Necessary
The Lime Machine
They Died With Their Fruits On
Once A Jelly Swagman
Aporkalypse Now
Bun Eyed Jacks
Space Jam
A Lard Day's Night
Cactus Flour
Nappy Gilmore
The Treacle Has Landed
State Of Detergency
This Is Spinal Bap
Posted on: 20 November 2004 by Kevin-W
The Times Of Harvey Milk Of Magnesia
Dawn Pat-roll
An Angel Delight At My Table
Babette's Yeast (
)
Bunfight At The OK Corrall (semi rip-off of The Goodies)
Star Wars IV - A New Soap
Killer Cheese
etc etc
Posted on: 20 November 2004 by matthewr
The Hamshank Selection
Angelcake
The Cook, Some Beef and a Tub of Clover
The Red Liver
Cape Beer
Corn to Grill
The Puns of Abalone
And Then There Was Scone
Posted on: 20 November 2004 by JeremyD
A Clockwork Orange
A Pack-of-crisps Now
When Harry Met Salad
Evil Bread
The Inedibles
Day of the Trifles
The Man Without a Pasta
The Scent of Green Papaya II: Buy One, Get One Free
2001: A Spice Odyssey
Melon Rouge
Steve McQueen's Lemons
Broccoli Quest
Posted on: 20 November 2004 by JeremyD
Spar Trek: The Can of Broth
Spar Trek: The Search for Bok (choi)
Spar Trek: The Undiscovered Kumquat
Dark Starfruit
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Scone
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Banana
Yeast is Yeast
The Last Samosa
It's a Wonderful Loaf (Director's Cut)
Lock, Stock and Two Smoked Herring
Posted on: 20 November 2004 by sideshowbob
Boudu Saved From Dripping
Bring Me The Bread of Alfredo Garcia
-- Ian
Posted on: 20 November 2004 by long-time-dead
Ca-fig-ula
Spar-tacus
Erin Broccoli
The Bun Identity
Bend it like Peckham's
My Big Fat Greek Youghurt
Bicentennial Flan
Enemy of the Plate
Days of Custard
Tarts of Atlantis
Lord of the Meringues
The Ma-Trixo etc....
Meat, the parents
The Perfect Quorn
Pirates of The Baked Bean
Philly-delphia
Planet of the Grapes
Silence of the Lamb Bhoona
Spider-Flan
Thunder-Bird's Eye Potato Waffles, they're awfully versatile.....
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