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Posted by: keef on 22 July 2004
Somebody please explain to me why all those imbeciles are allowed to crowd the course and reach out to touch riders?
Are they checking for hernias or just trying to make friends? Is it "good touching", or "bad touching", and if it is number two, how do I sign up for the tour?
Shouldn't there be a group of jammers up front that get to smack any spectator on the course with a large sock filled with horse manure?
And what of all those babes giving the yellow jersey rider a peck on the cheek? Shouldn't there be some tongue, or maybe a beaver shot?
Are they checking for hernias or just trying to make friends? Is it "good touching", or "bad touching", and if it is number two, how do I sign up for the tour?
Shouldn't there be a group of jammers up front that get to smack any spectator on the course with a large sock filled with horse manure?
And what of all those babes giving the yellow jersey rider a peck on the cheek? Shouldn't there be some tongue, or maybe a beaver shot?