Urgent help required!
Posted by: Dobbin on 29 September 2004
What underwear should I be wearing for an audience with Pres. Blair?
Please don't be flippant - I'm really stressing about this one.
D
Please don't be flippant - I'm really stressing about this one.
D
Posted on: 29 September 2004 by stevie d
Has to be a posing pouch really
Posted on: 29 September 2004 by starbuck
Anything, provided there is no VPL. I guess that means that you have the choice of either wearing a thong, or going commando. Thinking about it as I type - commando is the only way to....
Posted on: 29 September 2004 by Rockingdoc
I don't imagine you're his type, so he probably won't get round to inspecting your undies.
Posted on: 29 September 2004 by Martin D
I'm trying to think of something along the lines of liar liar pants on fire......
Posted on: 29 September 2004 by Fisbey
Magic knickers.
Posted on: 29 September 2004 by Hammerhead
Any that will sit comfortably on your head without sliding off.
Posted on: 29 September 2004 by Simon Perry
Underwear big enough to hide a weapon in! Have you seen "In the line of fire", and if so do you think you have time to fashion a crude plastic pistol like wot John Malcovich did?
Posted on: 29 September 2004 by oldie
trying to be polite :- somthing with "kick me [or substitute your own wording] here" written in large letters across the back. As he has done with all of the British population.
oldie.
oldie.
Posted on: 29 September 2004 by BigH47
Commando.
Posted on: 29 September 2004 by long-time-dead
Surely it should contain a weapon of mass destruction.......
Posted on: 29 September 2004 by Spock
Polka dot bra & panties would be nice
Spock
Spock
Posted on: 29 September 2004 by Martin Clark
Anything so long as you can coerce others into believing it contains a weapon of mass destruction. Or at least something that could be deployed in under 45minutes.
Oh yes, and preferably made by a taylor specialising in Emperor's New Clothes.
Oh yes, and preferably made by a taylor specialising in Emperor's New Clothes.
Posted on: 29 September 2004 by Roy T
May I suggest a back, crack and sack 
wax if you intend to go Commando.
wax if you intend to go Commando.Posted on: 29 September 2004 by Steve O
Ask Bush. If he likes it, you can bet Blair will.