Home Secretary soon to resign

What with Blunket getting well cued up from Sadam on how to drain Morcombe Bay and prevent more future Chinese cockle pickers drowning and Gordon Broon seriously wondering why the Crown is paying a foreigner so much dosh in the Euro 2004 champs for a whole team, when one youngster can win it on his own, is really puuting New Labour in a new sinister light, innit.

Fritz Von Beckham'sgonnasuecoshislegsgotsunburnt

This is the space where, but for the fact that I changed my mind on account of having a "Paul Merton's team-mate makes a feeble attempt at a joke" moment, I would have attempted to say something pertinent, amusing and barely comprehensible.

Great news if Tony Blair has learnt how to choose someone suited to the job...

I shall try to explain how consciousness can be studied. Take a watch and look
at the second hand, trying to be aware of yourself, and concentrating on the
thought, "I am (eg)Mathew Robinson", "I am now here." Try not to think about
anything else, simply follow the movements of the second hand and be aware of
yourself, your name, your existence and the place where you are. Keep all other
thoughts away.
You will, if you are persistent, be able to do this 'for two minutes.''This is the limit of your consciousness.' And if you try to repeat the experiment soon after, you will find it more difficult than the first time. This experiment shows that a man, in his natural state, can be with great effort be conscious of 'one subject (himself) for two minutes or less.

P.S. Wouldn't it be great if we could manage it for a full five minutes ?

Fritz Von Tryityourselfandseeinnit:

Not long now, innit:


Fritz Von Nothestuffaboveisnotabouthypnosis

I wrote a silly song awhile back called "To God and Berin" the first line is
"Swallows they are a'playin" they are now speedin passed my fourth floor winder
with a vengeance, screamin, and playin, so young and brilliant.109's & Spits come
to mind (without the guns), that kid Matti made me cry buckets, and unlike
Becks's true statement that Wayne is a boy, but plays like a man, Matti was a
Man in the same ilk as Mandela, Ghandi, and Lennon, but what the fuck do I know?


Fritz Von Budforbreakfast

He's now really hanging on by the skin of his teeth, like Greece you'll wish you'd bet a few bob on his departure in the early days, our Tony is just being loyal (to a point) and waiting for the right moment politically, innee.

Fritz Von WouldIlietoyou ?

Then the cheeky bus driver Tony turn's round to the nasty inpsector and say's menacingly "I'll ave you Butler !"

Fritz Von Fruit & Reg

Fritz,

You don't by any chance happen to have a weekend job at my local Wickes DIY store do you? Could have sworn I saw you in there recently...

JR

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Home Secretary soon to resign

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Just be thankful you're ever managed to have one. My wife would definitely not approve

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Originally posted by JonR:
Fritz,

You don't by any chance happen to have a weekend job at my local Wickes DIY store do you? Could have sworn I saw you in there recently...

JR

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Sod it, you sussed me:

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You will, if you are persistent, be able to do this 'for two minutes.''This is the limit of your consciousness.' And if you try to repeat the experiment soon after, you will find it more difficult than the first time. This experiment shows that a man, in his natural state, can be with great effort be conscious of 'one subject (himself) for two minutes or less.

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Being conscious of one given subject (self or other) will last the tiniest fraction of one second. Once you reach a state of consciousness of any given concept or thing you become conscious of being conscious of it, and once you become conscious of being conscious... you become conscious of being conscious of being conscious... and so forth...

Being conscious is about never standing still.



Regards,

Steve.

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

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Originally posted by JonR:
Fritz,

You don't by any chance happen to have a weekend job at my local Wickes DIY store do you? Could have sworn I saw you in there recently...

JR

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Sod it, you sussed me:

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Phew...for a moment there I thought I was going mad

It shouldn't be long now !

Fritz Von Anyfoolcandriveit'showyouusetheroadinnit

Free Satelite Tagging for all in UK courtesy of PFI (Private Financed Initiatives coming to your Town Hall very soon).


Fritz Von Where'sunclealbert ?

Place your bets !

I know I wouldn't and that's a fact, innit, even if it was a BMV.


Fritz Von Easilyledtoslaughteraslambsare

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[B]yew know it makes sense![/B]

So our Egoistic³ Arrogant² Home Secretary has unsuprisingly Won the day in yet
another Private Vendetta, to the detriment of the local Community in the loss of
a Highly experinced Successfull & well respected Police Chief Constable (Not
Easily Replaced in Reality) not too mention the loss in Moral of his and other
Police forces throughout the Country doing an alreaqdy impossible thankless job
?. Tony is now re-arranging his Re-Erection Battle team in the guise of Tax
payer paid Advisor's, somewhat reminiscent of his arch enemy Maggie me-thinks,
for how much longer can this really go on, to be stuck inside the mobile with
the **** ?

Jack really must take over soon at number 10 before Labour make a total arse of
themselves and all the good work they've achieved since the beginning of known
history in 1997, goes to the Hounds. Talking of Pink Panther country (Duhram
Durham) the P.M.'s very Boys own County Constituency; what a Hash brown the Fox
is making there too, I've personally got nothing agains't farmer Giles blasting
foxes and City waller's pedigree doggies tro smithereens with his blunderbus
when they annoy his lambs, but undue sadism is something left to Home
Secretaries alone I feel. Nobody said Politics is easy, and voters don't walk,
they just talk, so it's their fault, innit.

Graham George Of Dial911formurder


Wonderful Econom, Record Breaking National Debt, never mind Eh ? though it's
also a super time to get all of ones threads clustered together innit:

Bruce & his young ward Dick demand to see that "Davey's on the road again, wearing different clothes again ", Holy Matrasses & Banisters ! KEEPOOOOW !

Graham George Of Washing'sdone

Father I would never tell a lie, I'm a trained Journalist, innit !

The Police were right not to shoot, it would've been a waste of public money, anyway they ain't got no ammo, it's all somewhere else, innit.

Graham George Of Birdcagewalk

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Home Secretary soon to resign. Great news for many I feel (18 June 2004)

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Where do you get your rock-solid up to the minute insider information from Fritz? A mole in the cabinet?

Jonathan

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Originally posted by Shayman:

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Home Secretary soon to resign. Great news for many I feel (18 June 2004)

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Where do you get your rock-solid up to the minute insider information from Fritz? A mole in the cabinet?

Jonathan

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Tis true a week's an eternity in Politics, but soon is also relative, as I suspect Mr Broon will not ootlast Mr Blair !

Graham George Of Woodwormcupboards

People feel sorry for his dog, he's playing the sympathy card, the old Willy Wonker.

Firstly congrtatulations to those that have won a few bob on me bringing this thread back to the forefront, as you knew I would !Hopefully Mrs Quinn is as mighty as her song sake (Just been hospitalised 7 months pregnant, and stressed over whole affair !) and the whole sorded situation doesn'r become more of a hum,an tragedy, like Deepcut Barracks for instance, or Arry's knee injury ?

Fritz Von Sandhurstrejectedmeforpassingtheentranceexam ?

And lo - somewhat surprisingly - Fritz was also amongst the prophets.


Any suggestions for the next 3.30 at Doncaster?