Emmigration
Posted by: jlfrs on 16 November 2004
O.K - let's say you're going to emmigrate in 3 month's time to another country for the rest of your life, never to return to the craphole you're leaving.
What would you do with your time?
I'd personally begin by winding a few car parking attendants up, you know, the ones who record your number plate as soon as you park. I'd park up, let them tap the number in and time my stay to the last minute before driving out and back in again.
Then I'd take a trip round the M25 and A40 at lunchtime tripping off all the speed cameras.
I'd also like to be chased by the Police for going 33 in a 30 MPH limit, refusing to stop and then when I'm finally pulled over,(probably by 3 hi-speed pursuit cars), tell them I know exactly why I've been stopped and then sit there with a big smile on my face while they read me the riot act.
Please take it as read I wouldn't be in a residential area when doing this.
There's a whole bunch of other stuff I'd do for fun but what about you?
What would you do with your time?
I'd personally begin by winding a few car parking attendants up, you know, the ones who record your number plate as soon as you park. I'd park up, let them tap the number in and time my stay to the last minute before driving out and back in again.
Then I'd take a trip round the M25 and A40 at lunchtime tripping off all the speed cameras.
I'd also like to be chased by the Police for going 33 in a 30 MPH limit, refusing to stop and then when I'm finally pulled over,(probably by 3 hi-speed pursuit cars), tell them I know exactly why I've been stopped and then sit there with a big smile on my face while they read me the riot act.
Please take it as read I wouldn't be in a residential area when doing this.
There's a whole bunch of other stuff I'd do for fun but what about you?
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Originally posted by jlfrs:
What would you do with your time?
double-check I was going somewhere with no extradition treaty?
