Would I look a prat if.....

only if you were really jensen button.

what were barn owls called before barns were invented?

No more than those nobs who ride their bikes in replica Lance Armstrong US Postal racing kit....

In other words: yes.

Tim

So why are there hoards of blokes in the streets and pubs who seem to not be embarrassed about pretending to be David Beckham or Michael Owen in mid football match?

Herd instinct, if there are hoards of them then they don't look out of place.

At least they don't have an embarrasing sponsor name on the fron!!!

e.g. Virgin, Nobo etc.

(Still think the Seagull's current one is best - Skint)

Wear what you want and be proud !!!!

Let's face it - would you wear most of the clothes the other people wear on the High Street ????

I saw Michael Owen yesterday! There he was, just walking past my office!

Being a brainless egoist I've just walked around my local market with a Swiss baseball cap hanging off of my rucksack, I did look a bit of a pratt I suspect, as it was absolutely pissing down at the time ?

Fritz Von Yougottadoitain'tcha

Piss: I actually bought it last year whils't waiting ages at Basel airport on my way home, and not having enough dosh for a mega bar of my beloved toblerone (diet of course) I've often wondered why I actually bought it, as I've never worn it, but now I know, innit.

Diet toblerone?

Has that got 2 corners instead of 3?

Steve B