The Ith Interforum Olympiad

Posted by: matthewr on 30 November 2004

All,

I have been wondering lately which is the best forum? That is, which of Naim and PFM has the most witty, charming, intelligent and generally wonderful posters. Ok this is a bit like asking “Who’s your favourite dictator?”, but that aside I propose a competition to determine the answer to this important question.

So, basically, we have a simple task designed to test your creative juices posted on both the Naim and PFM forums. The inhabitants of each forum then post on their respective threads and after a while I shall judge the replies and nominate one or the other as “Best Forum Ever”.

The Task

Simply suggest a website, or websites, you think should exist. That is, give it a domain name and a brief description of what it’s about. You try to make it funny, clever, insightful, weird, thought provoking, whatever and thus demonstrate your forums undoubted superiority and general all round brilliance.

For example:

www.gilf.com – ‘Geek I’d Like to Fuck’ is a place for young attractive models who harbour sexual fantasies about 30 something balding IT workers to meet, chat about Geeks, and leave their contact details.

www.BromptonX.com – Site devoted to tricks, racing and vert riding on the famous small-wheeled folding commuter bicycles made by Brompton. Includes footage of Lehman Brothers Pro Commuter Jeff Schlemberg pulling the first ever in competition 360 Frame Fold over the down escalators at Cannon St.

Etc, etc.

Scoring

I shall award one point for entries deemed “good” and deduct 1 point for lame ass, loser entries I don’t like. Unremarkable entries will get 0 points.

The scoring will be done using the latest advanced scientific methods to objectively rate entries on the ISO standard GOOD – LAME axis. Or it might be utterly capricious, I haven’t decided yet.

So over to you. And remember, your forums reputation and honour is at stake…

Matthew
Posted on: 30 November 2004 by Markus S
www.musthavebeenaslowdayattheoffice.co.uk
Posted on: 30 November 2004 by matthewr
www.DraggedLikeDoubleMathsOnaThursdayAfternoonMarkus.com
Posted on: 30 November 2004 by BigH47
www.mustgetalife.co.zz
Posted on: 30 November 2004 by long-time-dead
web.apathyforbeginn..........
Posted on: 30 November 2004 by Martin Clark
www.forumpingpong.com
Posted on: 30 November 2004 by P
www.GreekGod.com

P
Posted on: 30 November 2004 by JonR
Mr Lees,

You're not suggesting that Mr Newall and S-S-S-sss-***+_^%$N could be errr one and the same?

Are you? Eek

I think one should be told Winker

JR
Posted on: 30 November 2004 by JeremyD
www.peoplewhopostexactlythesamethinginboththreads.com

-1 for me, no doubt. Or rather, -2 Frown
Posted on: 30 November 2004 by Rico
www.oneleggediranian.com

the blog of a web-forum character who finds himself transformed into *real life* after an untimely deletion (robbed of his 15 minutes). He then travels the globe in serach of his creator for a lengthy discourse on art, literature, and interior design.

Rico - SM/Mullet Audio
Posted on: 30 November 2004 by NaimDropper
Can I play too?

http://www.anyhifithreadhasatleastonerecommendationfortryingmoreexpensivestandsandspeakercables.com

http://www.shamelessandunwarrentedmickparrybashing.uk

http://www.everybodyfromamericaisaslackjawedmoron.us

http://www.1800+postsonmyjawhasjusthitthefloor.naim-audio.co.uk

http://www.whichisbetterarecentlyrecappedchromebumperhicaporanolivehicapthatneedsarecap.com

http://www.fritzvon(insertphrase)hasmorepracticethananyonewiththiscompetition!.com

David
Posted on: 01 December 2004 by Brian OReilly
www.bitch-snipe.com

You can't always be at your computer as a thread spirals into vicious insults and threats of violence. But don't fret, for a small fee, Bitch-Snipe(c) allows you to make a pre-written post in the seconds before a thread is locked.

The advantage of Bitch-Snipe(c), is that you only insult as much as you want, without getting into a flame war with other posters, and no-one has time to respond to your post before the thread is locked, preventing snipe escallation as people get carried away.

Choose from the following insults:

a)I haven't read the whole thread, but you are a twunt etc
b)Show me where I wrote that you stinking twunt etc
c)You filthy pinko socialist etc.
d)You repellant tory fascist etc.
e)Shut it, you know nothing etc

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www.actually-there-is no appostrophy-in-its.com

A site where people with no life can go for support after witnessing horrific appostropy abuse.
Posted on: 01 December 2004 by Nigel Cavendish
www.alftupper'sworldofweldingandrunning.co.oopnorth
Posted on: 01 December 2004 by Andrew L. Weekes
quote:
I so badly need there to be such a site.


http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/

Smile
Posted on: 01 December 2004 by matthewr
Nick said "I so badly need there to be such a site"

www.unmanglemysyntax.com/unmangle.php?=I so badly need there to be such a site yields "I badly need such a site to exist".

Or else you could try try www.speaklikeavalleygirl.com
Posted on: 01 December 2004 by Brian OReilly
quote:
Originally posted by Andrew L. Weekes:
http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/

Smile


Thanks, Andy. Chilling proof that although you can make this stuff up, out there in e-world,............ someone is doing it for real

Brian
Posted on: 01 December 2004 by Brian OReilly
www.pimp-my-post-count.cock

Artificially inflates your post count to obtain the stature and influence denied to those with less than (or equal to) 500 posts within three years.

Brian OReilly
Posted on: 01 December 2004 by Brian OReilly
www.pimp-my-post-count.cock

Artificially inflates your post count to obtain the stature and respect denied to those with less than (or equal to) 500 posts within three years.

Brian OReilly
Posted on: 01 December 2004 by Brian OReilly
www.pimp-my-post-count.cock

Artificially inflates your post count(without anyone noticing) to obtain the stature and influence denied to those with less than (or equal to) 500 posts within three years.

Brian OReilly
Posted on: 01 December 2004 by P
www.westcountryinbreedingandbizarrebehaviour-acorrelation.com

P
Posted on: 01 December 2004 by Rico
www.ohsoditwasaniraquiwasntit.org

Rico - SM/Mullet Audio
Posted on: 01 December 2004 by matthewr
Actually, I think you'll find he's T*ttenh*m scum.

Matthew
Posted on: 01 December 2004 by Martin Payne
quote:
Originally posted by Brian OReilly:
http://www.bitch-snipe.com



Brian,

this is the funniest thing I've read on here for months!

cheers, Martin

E-mail:- MartinPayne (at) Dial.Pipex.com. Put "Naim" in the title.
Posted on: 02 December 2004 by matthewr
Second thing was playing football for the first team.

Matthew

PS I agree with Martin.
Posted on: 02 December 2004 by Brian OReilly
Thanx guys, you're (almost) too kind.

Brian



struggling with that 500 post wall.
Posted on: 02 December 2004 by Markus S
quote:
Originally posted by Brian OReilly:
_struggling with that 500 post wall._


Easy, give in to the peer pressure and stop posting only about things you know anything about.