US Public Servants (Well that's a laugh)
Posted by: velofellow on 10 August 2004
Got back from the USA on Sunday and I still can't believe how rude and pig ignorant the immigration and customs officials are.If that shower of twats are Uncle Sam's first line of defence then I hope that the second line is better.Cheers Tony
Posted on: 10 August 2004 by Mick P
It will soon be worse when the new passport rules come into force.
We went to the USA on a 3 week holiday in June and I estimate that I spent £3000 on hotels and food and cars.
I am one less source of revenue from now on. I can accept increased security measures after 9/11 but the reality is that Europeans are being treated like terrorists in the most rude way possible. The airport staff on customs were so rude it was unbelievable. We were herded like cattle and shouted at. Not spoken to but shouted at.
I keep quiet for fear of reprisals but I will never set foot over there again.
The staff at Heathrow were more efficient and a lot more polite.
This is a pity because nearly every American that we spoke to were really nice people but being treated like dirt after spending 10 hours in an aircraft makes you think twice about ever going there again.
Regards
Mick
We went to the USA on a 3 week holiday in June and I estimate that I spent £3000 on hotels and food and cars.
I am one less source of revenue from now on. I can accept increased security measures after 9/11 but the reality is that Europeans are being treated like terrorists in the most rude way possible. The airport staff on customs were so rude it was unbelievable. We were herded like cattle and shouted at. Not spoken to but shouted at.
I keep quiet for fear of reprisals but I will never set foot over there again.
The staff at Heathrow were more efficient and a lot more polite.
This is a pity because nearly every American that we spoke to were really nice people but being treated like dirt after spending 10 hours in an aircraft makes you think twice about ever going there again.
Regards
Mick
Posted on: 10 August 2004 by John Sheridan
quote:
This is a pity because nearly every American that we spoke to were really nice people but being treated like dirt after spending 10 hours in an aircraft makes you think twice about ever going there again.
not to mention having to be fingerprinted before they'll let you in - why anyone would bother to go to a country that wants to treat all tourists like criminals is beyond me. Then there's ever present threat of your flight suddenly being cancelled (bye bye holiday) because of all these ridiculous 'security' alerts. No thanks.
Posted on: 10 August 2004 by Andy Kirby
People here in the U.S. are pretty good on the whole and I cannot really speak for any airport other than Boston, but my wife and I travel frequently through Logan and they are efficient and polite but never friendly. I think they have a sense of humour bypass before they are allowed on the job. The US does have it's violent dark side that these people are only too aware off.
I recently took a brace of 250's back to the factory for a service, thanks Sheila and Mark the outer case of one tested positive for nitrates.... Security and I politely and calmly talked about Hi-Fi, Manchester United and other banal subjects whilst suitable tools and a supervisor were located, after the amp's innards tested negative I was allowed to reseal it and join my flight with no fuss at all. A decent experience given the approach to security that Boston understandably takes these days.
Admittedly Heathrow was a pleasure to return through but back in Boston we had no issue getting through customs and security, we do have to give an electronic fingerprint sample even though we are legitimate alien residents but that takes a second and is quite painless. I would feel worse joining the Non-EU line at Heathrow that is for sure.
Here in the U.S. Henry Ford has taught people to 'just do as they are told' and they will be successful, it's different but it works, stand in line, be respectful and people will respect you back is my experience.
Oh and the nitrates??? Probably mouse urine my Biochemist wife informs me...
So if you are looking for a holiday/vacation in the U.S. give Boston and New England a chance, it's a fantastic City with some great countryside and coastline plus cheap shopping given the exchange rate right now. There are no Naim stocking Hi-Fi stores but that is a bonus really, the nearest 552 is probably 600 miles away and that it probably too close for comfort....
BTW Mick, I think that the new restrictions on the visa waiver scheme are about to be delayed as a large lobby group has realized just what it will mean to the economy.
I think I have been 'assimilated'
Andy
I recently took a brace of 250's back to the factory for a service, thanks Sheila and Mark the outer case of one tested positive for nitrates.... Security and I politely and calmly talked about Hi-Fi, Manchester United and other banal subjects whilst suitable tools and a supervisor were located, after the amp's innards tested negative I was allowed to reseal it and join my flight with no fuss at all. A decent experience given the approach to security that Boston understandably takes these days.
Admittedly Heathrow was a pleasure to return through but back in Boston we had no issue getting through customs and security, we do have to give an electronic fingerprint sample even though we are legitimate alien residents but that takes a second and is quite painless. I would feel worse joining the Non-EU line at Heathrow that is for sure.
Here in the U.S. Henry Ford has taught people to 'just do as they are told' and they will be successful, it's different but it works, stand in line, be respectful and people will respect you back is my experience.
Oh and the nitrates??? Probably mouse urine my Biochemist wife informs me...
So if you are looking for a holiday/vacation in the U.S. give Boston and New England a chance, it's a fantastic City with some great countryside and coastline plus cheap shopping given the exchange rate right now. There are no Naim stocking Hi-Fi stores but that is a bonus really, the nearest 552 is probably 600 miles away and that it probably too close for comfort....
BTW Mick, I think that the new restrictions on the visa waiver scheme are about to be delayed as a large lobby group has realized just what it will mean to the economy.
I think I have been 'assimilated'
Andy
Posted on: 10 August 2004 by ErikL
If it makes you "chaps" feel any better, even us citizens are kicked around a bit. From Pitchfork.com...
Polyphonic Spree Drummer Brian Teasley Makes the FBI's Ten Most Wanted List
Godspeed You Black Emperor laugh it up from underground shoebomb facility
Cory D. Byrom reports:
"Brian Teasley, percussionist for Texas-based indie-pop outfit The Polyphonic Spree, caused a major ruckus at the Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport last Thursday, and in the process managed to weasel his way onto the FBI's Ten Most Wanted list-- for about an hour and a half. The offense? Concealing a microphone in his baggage-- a Placid Audio Copperphone, to be exact-- that was subsequently mistaken by airport security for a bomb.
No word of the scare had reached the Birmingham Airport Thursday evening when Teasley arrived in Alabama, where he currently resides, though he was disappointed to discover his luggage hadn't arrived. So he filed a complaint with American Airlines, then proceeded to do what anyone else in this situation would do: He went to Taco Bell.
It was upon arriving back at home that Teasley was approached by an FBI agent. Appearing seemingly out of nowhere, the agent asked, "Are you Brian Teasley?" When Teasley replied in the affirmative, the agent stated calmly into his lapel, "We got him." As Teasley tells it, cars immediately came from every direction at once, blocking off the driveway and thoroughly congesting the street. It turns out that after the airport security discovered the device in one of Teasley's bags, five gates were shut down in the C terminal, the bomb disposal robot was called out, and the FBI was contacted.
"If you're looking for a solid alibi, being on a national TV show is a good one," Teasley joked in a telephone interview with Pitchfork, referring to the fact that The Polyphonic Spree had recently performed on Late Night with Craig Kilborn. Once Teasley realized the source of the misunderstanding, he told the agent that he had the performance on TiVo, and could easily show them the microphone in question. After viewing the performance, the FBI were able to confirm with Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport that the item in question was, in fact, just a microphone. However, why the agents were unable to just disassemble the damn thing and figure out that it wasn't a bomb is a question you might not want to ask yourself, if you'd like to feel good about the state of national security.
"I don't want to over-dramatize the situation," Teasley stated, "but there were two or three minutes when I thought I was going to be in Guantanamo Bay with the Abu Ghraib people holding a thumbs up while pointing to my penis. I wasn't really scared about Guantanamo, I just didn't want people to see my penis. I'm a very private person." ..."
Polyphonic Spree Drummer Brian Teasley Makes the FBI's Ten Most Wanted List
Godspeed You Black Emperor laugh it up from underground shoebomb facility
Cory D. Byrom reports:
"Brian Teasley, percussionist for Texas-based indie-pop outfit The Polyphonic Spree, caused a major ruckus at the Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport last Thursday, and in the process managed to weasel his way onto the FBI's Ten Most Wanted list-- for about an hour and a half. The offense? Concealing a microphone in his baggage-- a Placid Audio Copperphone, to be exact-- that was subsequently mistaken by airport security for a bomb.
No word of the scare had reached the Birmingham Airport Thursday evening when Teasley arrived in Alabama, where he currently resides, though he was disappointed to discover his luggage hadn't arrived. So he filed a complaint with American Airlines, then proceeded to do what anyone else in this situation would do: He went to Taco Bell.
It was upon arriving back at home that Teasley was approached by an FBI agent. Appearing seemingly out of nowhere, the agent asked, "Are you Brian Teasley?" When Teasley replied in the affirmative, the agent stated calmly into his lapel, "We got him." As Teasley tells it, cars immediately came from every direction at once, blocking off the driveway and thoroughly congesting the street. It turns out that after the airport security discovered the device in one of Teasley's bags, five gates were shut down in the C terminal, the bomb disposal robot was called out, and the FBI was contacted.
"If you're looking for a solid alibi, being on a national TV show is a good one," Teasley joked in a telephone interview with Pitchfork, referring to the fact that The Polyphonic Spree had recently performed on Late Night with Craig Kilborn. Once Teasley realized the source of the misunderstanding, he told the agent that he had the performance on TiVo, and could easily show them the microphone in question. After viewing the performance, the FBI were able to confirm with Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport that the item in question was, in fact, just a microphone. However, why the agents were unable to just disassemble the damn thing and figure out that it wasn't a bomb is a question you might not want to ask yourself, if you'd like to feel good about the state of national security.
"I don't want to over-dramatize the situation," Teasley stated, "but there were two or three minutes when I thought I was going to be in Guantanamo Bay with the Abu Ghraib people holding a thumbs up while pointing to my penis. I wasn't really scared about Guantanamo, I just didn't want people to see my penis. I'm a very private person." ..."
Posted on: 10 August 2004 by Andy Kirby
It's a TEXAS thing isn't it!!!
From CNN.Com oct. 30th 2000
"BOSTON, Massachusetts (AP) -- Hundreds of passengers were ordered off flights and an American Airlines terminal was evacuated Monday after a security guard spotted a handgun in a carry-on bag at Logan International Airport.
A Texas man carrying two unusable guns in his bag -- an antique pistol with no working parts and a handgun with no ammunition -- turned himself in to State Police, after more than 600 people were taken off planes and the area was searched by authorities, said Massport spokesman Phil Orlandella.
Orlandella said no charges were expected to be filed.
Massport Aviation Director Thomas Kinton said the guard noticed a gun in a bag passing through an X-ray scanner at 8:30 a.m. Officials detained a man, but then realized the suspect bag had already been picked up by someone else and its owner had continued on his way.
Orlandella said the Texas man's bag is believed to be the one that originally triggered the security seach.
Passengers were cleared off the concourse of Terminal B and pulled from five planes, including one that had just left the gate, to search the area, Kinton said.
Authorities reopened the terminal after determining it to be safe. Passengers taken off their flights were allowed to reboard after passing through security checkpoints a second time.
Police filed no charges, Orlandella said, because the man turned himself in. The guns were heirlooms the man was taking home after attending a family member's funeral in Maine, he said."
andy
From CNN.Com oct. 30th 2000
"BOSTON, Massachusetts (AP) -- Hundreds of passengers were ordered off flights and an American Airlines terminal was evacuated Monday after a security guard spotted a handgun in a carry-on bag at Logan International Airport.
A Texas man carrying two unusable guns in his bag -- an antique pistol with no working parts and a handgun with no ammunition -- turned himself in to State Police, after more than 600 people were taken off planes and the area was searched by authorities, said Massport spokesman Phil Orlandella.
Orlandella said no charges were expected to be filed.
Massport Aviation Director Thomas Kinton said the guard noticed a gun in a bag passing through an X-ray scanner at 8:30 a.m. Officials detained a man, but then realized the suspect bag had already been picked up by someone else and its owner had continued on his way.
Orlandella said the Texas man's bag is believed to be the one that originally triggered the security seach.
Passengers were cleared off the concourse of Terminal B and pulled from five planes, including one that had just left the gate, to search the area, Kinton said.
Authorities reopened the terminal after determining it to be safe. Passengers taken off their flights were allowed to reboard after passing through security checkpoints a second time.
Police filed no charges, Orlandella said, because the man turned himself in. The guns were heirlooms the man was taking home after attending a family member's funeral in Maine, he said."
andy
Posted on: 11 August 2004 by Derek Wright
Into Tampa in May, out of Miami into Chicago and Chicago to London Heathrow a few days later in June.
Problems etc - none apart from sticky gunge that had dripped onto a couple of cases on the Miami Chicago leg and a very unsatisfactory service/response by the jobsworth at the American Airlines complaints desk. (We were lucky there was one passenger who was complaining about a camera box that had be stirred and shaken to bits).
Immigration - no hassles, no animosity just friendly efficiency, no finger printing or photographing.
Pre board security by TSA at Miami - not noticed, at Chicago it was politeness it self, the agent asked if we had left the suitcase unlocked which we had and she said that she would make sure it was locked after the inspection, which it was.
I have been to the US many many times and only once have I come across an aggressive immigration person and that was on other passengers ahead of me - with me he was just officious. On several occasions the Immigration chap was friendly and talkative - one even asked me how to solve a problem on his home computer
I have had many more annoying frustrating experiences entering and leaving the country closest to the UK, but the French officials do appear to have taken a master class in being nasty, the only satisfaction is that they are equally evil to their fellow French people.
Re the US it does pay to be selective about which airports you fly into as regards speed of immigration - Dulles and Phoenix have been notable for delivering a good experience.
At Heathrow I do rather enjoy bypassing the long line for the non resident aliens trying to get in - it is a pity that we cannot persuade the Immigration to get the French to go thru that line as well.
Derek
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Problems etc - none apart from sticky gunge that had dripped onto a couple of cases on the Miami Chicago leg and a very unsatisfactory service/response by the jobsworth at the American Airlines complaints desk. (We were lucky there was one passenger who was complaining about a camera box that had be stirred and shaken to bits).
Immigration - no hassles, no animosity just friendly efficiency, no finger printing or photographing.
Pre board security by TSA at Miami - not noticed, at Chicago it was politeness it self, the agent asked if we had left the suitcase unlocked which we had and she said that she would make sure it was locked after the inspection, which it was.
I have been to the US many many times and only once have I come across an aggressive immigration person and that was on other passengers ahead of me - with me he was just officious. On several occasions the Immigration chap was friendly and talkative - one even asked me how to solve a problem on his home computer
I have had many more annoying frustrating experiences entering and leaving the country closest to the UK, but the French officials do appear to have taken a master class in being nasty, the only satisfaction is that they are equally evil to their fellow French people.
Re the US it does pay to be selective about which airports you fly into as regards speed of immigration - Dulles and Phoenix have been notable for delivering a good experience.
At Heathrow I do rather enjoy bypassing the long line for the non resident aliens trying to get in - it is a pity that we cannot persuade the Immigration to get the French to go thru that line as well.
Derek
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Posted on: 11 August 2004 by domfjbrown
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Originally posted by John Sheridan:quote:
This is a pity because nearly every American that we spoke to were really nice people but being treated like dirt after spending 10 hours in an aircraft makes you think twice about ever going there again.
not to mention having to be fingerprinted before they'll let you in - why anyone would bother to go to a country that wants to treat all tourists like criminals is beyond me.
Well, what's the difference to here, eh? Here we treat all criminals like tourists. Ronnie Biggs anyone!?!????
I went to the US in 1992 (and ended up going up the WTC - thanks to one of the party from our blind school missing the ferry from Liberty Island, but I digress). It was nice enough back then, but even then, the immigration procedure at Newark was pretty vicious.
Considering I was 16, and it was the first time I'd flown anywhere, the highly tense atmos in the arrivals area of the airport really threw me. I'm glad to report that everyone we talked to over there seemed decent and friendly though, from the edge of the Bronx and Greenwich village (very VERY am time, Sunday morning) to Nashville. Much better attitude than most of the Londoners I've met.
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Posted on: 11 August 2004 by Rana Ali
Re: Sense of humour of immigration officials.
Once, after a long day at work I had to fly to Paris CdG on the last flight from Gatwick. I was flying there approximately once a week and I've never had much problems with the French before (apart from the long lines Derek mentions). However on this occasion I was the only passenger in sight. The two bored, young officers both looked at my passport picture (a slimmer, younger version with no grey hair) and proclaimed sternly.... "This is not you!" Once they copped the rising panic on my face as I started visualising prison vans and interrogation (this was post 9/11 and I'm a muslim) they both started crapping themselves laughing and waved me through.
Once, after a long day at work I had to fly to Paris CdG on the last flight from Gatwick. I was flying there approximately once a week and I've never had much problems with the French before (apart from the long lines Derek mentions). However on this occasion I was the only passenger in sight. The two bored, young officers both looked at my passport picture (a slimmer, younger version with no grey hair) and proclaimed sternly.... "This is not you!" Once they copped the rising panic on my face as I started visualising prison vans and interrogation (this was post 9/11 and I'm a muslim) they both started crapping themselves laughing and waved me through.
Posted on: 13 August 2004 by Bhoyo
quote:
Originally posted by Mick Parry:
I will never set foot over there again.
Say it isn't so!
Posted on: 14 August 2004 by Tim Danaher
In 1995 I was passing through from British Columbia to Washington state. At the border, the immigration officials said: "Who have we got in the van?". My cousins replied "Three Canadians and a Welshman".
"Tell the Welshman to get out of the van and move into the immigration area"
Out I got with my passports, visas, etc. Before I went, my cousins said to me: "Whatever you do, don't answer back, or try to be smart -- just agree with everything they say."
Gulp.
I present my passport and visa after a 30-minute wait. The po-faced ersatz Nazi official looks at it, looks at me straight in the eye and says:
"I'm going to cancel your visa. What are you going to do about that?"
Me: "I...I...urr..I".
Him: (all the time with the same gimlet-eyed stare) "I said, I'm going to cancel your visa. What are you going to do about that?"
Me: "Umm..that's a valid, permanent visa, issued by the U.S. embassy in London."
Him: "I don't care, I'm still going to cancel your visa. What are you going to do about it?"
Me: "....."
At which point he hands my passport back to me and says:
"UK citizens haven't needed a visa to enter the United States since 199X. Have a nice day."
What a prick.
Luckily, this first encounter with Americans was tempered by our ultimate destination: Portland, Oregon -- a very wonderful place indeed.
Cheers,
Tim
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"Tell the Welshman to get out of the van and move into the immigration area"
Out I got with my passports, visas, etc. Before I went, my cousins said to me: "Whatever you do, don't answer back, or try to be smart -- just agree with everything they say."
Gulp.
I present my passport and visa after a 30-minute wait. The po-faced ersatz Nazi official looks at it, looks at me straight in the eye and says:
"I'm going to cancel your visa. What are you going to do about that?"
Me: "I...I...urr..I".
Him: (all the time with the same gimlet-eyed stare) "I said, I'm going to cancel your visa. What are you going to do about that?"
Me: "Umm..that's a valid, permanent visa, issued by the U.S. embassy in London."
Him: "I don't care, I'm still going to cancel your visa. What are you going to do about it?"
Me: "....."
At which point he hands my passport back to me and says:
"UK citizens haven't needed a visa to enter the United States since 199X. Have a nice day."
What a prick.
Luckily, this first encounter with Americans was tempered by our ultimate destination: Portland, Oregon -- a very wonderful place indeed.
Cheers,
Tim
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Posted on: 14 August 2004 by Kevin-W
I had a nightmare back in 1994, when I was doing some work related to the World Cup.
My then employer talked to the US embassy, and I was duly issued with something called an R1 Visa, which allowed me to carry out work in the US, as long as none of the stuff I wrote while out there appeard in US publications).
When I arrived at Chicago O'Hare, I was questioned for almost two hours and nearly missed a vital connecting flight to St Louis. I could not convince the crypto-Nazi in Immigration that was a legitimate hack out there on a legitimate job (flashing my NUJ card only seemed to make things worse). He kept wanting to know what I was going to write (I said that I didn't know, as the events I was reporting on hadn't happened yet). No amount of English charm could speed up the process. I also the fatal mistake of asking iif could speak to his supervisor/superior. If you're eveer unlucky enough to hhave hassle with Immigration officers when visiting tthe States, NEVER, under ANY circumstances, do that! You'll only make things worse!
However, flying into Seattle and Boston was much smooother, and even New York JFK's infamously grumpy Immi officers were nothing compared to thaat Chicago guy.
Kevin (Bobbie Gentry: Okalona River Bottom Band)
PS The worst hassle I ever had was upon entering Zimbabwe in 1997 (God knows what it's like now). I had to siggn an undertakking not to write anything nasty about that nice Mr Mugabe and to check in at a police station once a wweek, and with the Immigration Office in Harare the day of my departure.
My then employer talked to the US embassy, and I was duly issued with something called an R1 Visa, which allowed me to carry out work in the US, as long as none of the stuff I wrote while out there appeard in US publications).
When I arrived at Chicago O'Hare, I was questioned for almost two hours and nearly missed a vital connecting flight to St Louis. I could not convince the crypto-Nazi in Immigration that was a legitimate hack out there on a legitimate job (flashing my NUJ card only seemed to make things worse). He kept wanting to know what I was going to write (I said that I didn't know, as the events I was reporting on hadn't happened yet). No amount of English charm could speed up the process. I also the fatal mistake of asking iif could speak to his supervisor/superior. If you're eveer unlucky enough to hhave hassle with Immigration officers when visiting tthe States, NEVER, under ANY circumstances, do that! You'll only make things worse!
However, flying into Seattle and Boston was much smooother, and even New York JFK's infamously grumpy Immi officers were nothing compared to thaat Chicago guy.
Kevin (Bobbie Gentry: Okalona River Bottom Band)
PS The worst hassle I ever had was upon entering Zimbabwe in 1997 (God knows what it's like now). I had to siggn an undertakking not to write anything nasty about that nice Mr Mugabe and to check in at a police station once a wweek, and with the Immigration Office in Harare the day of my departure.
Posted on: 14 August 2004 by Berlin Fritz
Full on Eastern Block border crossings hundreds of times etc, etc, the Worst experience of my little life on two occassions has been good old England though.
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Posted on: 16 August 2004 by ejl
Not that it makes you feel any better....
From today's NY Times:Get those cuffs off me, copper
Quotation from the article:
"Travelers from Britain and other countries that do not require visas to visit the United States will no longer be searched, handcuffed and detained if they overstayed their visas by a few days during a previous trip to this country."
Of course in a sane country, an article like this one would only appear in the Onion.
From today's NY Times:Get those cuffs off me, copper
Quotation from the article:
"Travelers from Britain and other countries that do not require visas to visit the United States will no longer be searched, handcuffed and detained if they overstayed their visas by a few days during a previous trip to this country."
Of course in a sane country, an article like this one would only appear in the Onion.