Kings of Leon Acting like Prats!

Posted by: Blueknowz on 02 November 2010

a quote from Andy Kato's blog - one half of Groove Armada

quote:Over in the artist area there was already a queue for the washrooms. Having no shower gel with me, I made the most of the waiting time by decanting some of the toilet hand soap into an empty water bottle. But the waiting went on for a long while due to a faulty water supply. Every few minutes there were the cries of people stuck with shampoo in their eyes while the plumber pulled and pushed pipes round the back

Then I noticed the empty shower block just the other side of some temporary fencing

A couple of us found a gap in the barrier. Out of nowhere came a very large man. "Reserved for the Kings of Leon" he said, "and so is this half of the artist toilets". It's hard to believe that someone actually phoned their agent and said "listen I know that Paul Weller, Kasabian, Florence, Stereophonics, Groove Armada + co are all sharing the artist village and facilities, but we require that you put a fence down the middle of the toilets and showers and put a large man there to keep them just for us." But somebody did.

Eventually I got scolded all over for a couple of minutes, though I was pleased with the success of the decanted hand soap.

Backstage again, we were outside the catering tent, about to cross the path back to the dressing rooms when loads of massive blokes in suits and shades came out of nowhere shouting "don't move, don't move, DO NOT move" whilst pushing people back to the sides of the track. Was it Obama?

Tom explained that he was just crossing over to the dressing room to start getting ready.

"No you're not" said a big man.

"Yes I am" said tom.

Out came the enormous hand.

The conversation between tom and the big man got more heated. Then 4 blacked out range rovers came round the corner. One for each King of Leon. As it became clear what all this presidential fuss was about, tom gave the worldwide one fingered sign of dislike as the cars went past. The last one stopped. The drummer got out making "come on then" type gestures. "Come on then" tom gestured back. Instead, the drummer went back behind his bodyguards, and, pointing towards Tom, Paul Weller, and the various other musicians who were pinned by the side of the road, said "I want them removed."

"You will be removed" said the big man.

"No we won't"

The promoter came over, smoothed it over and apologised. Bearing in mind this was all happening backstage in the area shared by all the bands, it's hard to see what the Kings thought they were protecting themselves from. Was Paul Weller going to hound them for autographs? Was Florence going to wrestle them to the ground? Or maybe Stereophonics were going to ask them to write "your sex is on fire" on an album sleeve?

Nevertheless, the Kings had 4 minutes before going on stage to enjoy all those showers and toilets they'd kept to themselves.

We had a great crowd for our gig. Hat off to Staffordshire. It was the gig of the weekend.

We came off stage into the van that would take us back round to the dressing room. As we weaved through thick woodland, a message came over the radio to the driver to pull off the road, repeat, "Pull Off The Road." Guess who.

The Kings were on their way out.

So we waited, reluctantly, whilst getting pretty annoyed with our driver for stopping. A few of us got out, to give the Kings a fond farewell. We made plans. MAD suggested the next day's headline.

"Crap Band Killed in Wood".

Eventually, a couple of buses for crew and entourage came round the corner, followed by the 4 individual range rovers. What a lonely existence.
Back in the artist area, there was a good vibe around the bar. 3 cases of champagne were sent over to GA HQ as a thanks for telling it straight to the Kings.
Posted on: 02 November 2010 by BigH47
Perhaps they get dick head lessons form JK?
Posted on: 02 November 2010 by Jono 13
No acting, just being.

Never Liked them, never will.

I will continue to enjoy the pleasant tunes of Groove Armada.

As for JK, using the "Later.." inverse rule of more band members equals poorer performance, then he really is a duffer.

Jono
Posted on: 03 November 2010 by James L
This report reinforces the preciousness of the pigeon pooh incident.

'King tossers.
Posted on: 04 November 2010 by Guido Fawkes
Who are Kings of Leon - never heard anything by them AFAIK - don't think I ever will - are they as bad as Motley Crue or Aerosmith or REO Speedwagon?
Posted on: 04 November 2010 by Klout10


They're really good, try this one, I love it!

Regards,
Michel
Posted on: 05 November 2010 by James L
quote:
Who are Kings of Leon - never heard anything by them AFAIK - don't think I ever will - are they as bad as Motley Crue or Aerosmith or REO Speedwagon?


Some say they are the US' U2.
Posted on: 05 November 2010 by King Size
I tend to think of them as a 'boy band' interpretation of a Southern Rock band.
Posted on: 06 November 2010 by Whizzkid
Never really new anything about KOL but they are making a habit of it.

Arsehattery



Dean...
Posted on: 06 November 2010 by George Fredrik
The don't have to "act like prats" as their delivery - call it performance if you like - is even worse than Chris de Beurg singing, "Lady in Red." They have no sense of intonatation, and not all that much of rhythm let alone the finer points of phrasing and poise ...

They don't have to act at being arseholes, their performances prove it.

George
Posted on: 06 November 2010 by Sniper
Never heard of them. A small mercy perhaps.