Brit Taxi Driver Nicked in France for Speeding on wrong Side of the Road

Difficult to decide what's more inspireing, Cameron's Speech (Just finished) or Our Adam's last post?


Fritz von Come back Deano*

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Originally posted by andy c:
Just done Rome for 3 nights - off to pefokori on mainland Greece in June - 14 nights this time after enjoying 7 nights there last year. My wife lloves Greece, and the greeks are sooo friendly if you treat them with respect and not like the hired help...andy c!

Well that's you bolloxed then Our Andy, you'll have to let er-indoors do all the talkin, innit*

Fritz Yer cannie beat a decent bubble*


Tarquers, the boot of Our Steves motor'll be yer best bet Son, just think you could keep Our Steve awake with yer milkbottle alley stories, and if yer take Fredders along too, as well as him leaving the depression of the Black Mountains and Lord Hereford's Nob behind him, he can keep the girls happy telling them musical tales, and Norwegian Saga's and jokes about Trolls**

After just seeing the first four home at Aintree, I bet there's a good few out of pocket bookies?


Fritz von Well I bloody hope so anyway*

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Originally posted by Adam Meredith:
You can edit for some 40 minutes but (as part of the settings that allow this time limit to be imposed) you cannot delete.

Solution - edit down to "*" and I will delete for you if/when I see it.

Why can't you edit after 40 minutes? Think about it.
Think about it again.

Being perfick and never making mistakes myself, I really can't see what all the fuss is about Our Adam, can you?


Fritz von They'll be wanting jam on it next, innit*

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Well that's you bolloxed then Our Andy, you'll have to let er-indoors do all the talkin, innit*

Indeed - what do you have a wife for?

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Being perfick and never making mistakes myself,

Ufffff!
Of course modesty is one of your other good sides.

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Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Being perfick and never making mistakes myself,

Ufffff!
Of course modesty is one of your other good sides.

Gracie Professore*

Fritz I'm just drinking some excellent Italian plonk Luigi old Chap*

P.S. I like the idea of the Porsche wind deflector, I've always wanted to drive through a tornado or even a small hurricaine*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Gracie Professore*

First mistake, Fritz.

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Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Gracie Professore*

First mistake, Fritz.

Why?

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Why?

Second mistake.

Do you know her too Luigi old bean? She's the Lady who owns the shop on the corner where I buy my Italian wine, everybody around here loves Gracie.


REhgards Frittz

I was thinking that if the Arch Angel Gabriel was guiding Mohammed around heaven in the early 6th century, he must have been really old?



Fritz von Was Mary Stuart really a distant child of Helen of Croydon?*


I hope you'll be celebrating tonight Our Luigi, maybe you should invite Fredders over to share some vodka, all that fresh air will do him good, I'm thinking of leaving this forum soon as well, I just can't take anymore abuse**

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I hope you'll be celebrating tonight Our Luigi, maybe you should invite Fredders over to share some vodka

heheheehehhe
Yes!
Would be nice to have a wild wodka and music night with old Fredrik!
What are you doing tonight, Fritz?
Out with Gracie?

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Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I hope you'll be celebrating tonight Our Luigi, maybe you should invite Fredders over to share some vodka

heheheehehhe
Yes!
Would be nice to have a wild wodka and music night with old Fredrik!
What are you doing tonight, Fritz?
Out with Gracie?

I'm staying at home tonight Luigi, and will drink a bit more wine and watch a movie called 'The Gift' which looks interesting with Keanu Reeves, I've done much too much partying lately, and must slow down a bit, besides my Bar Bill is too big anyway for this time of the month*

Regards,



Fritz von I think Fredders has given up smoking now too, maybe he needs some decent space cookies instead, you cvould look at the stars and he could tell you all about Gustav Holtz, innit!*

Gracie's washing her hair:

Nice to see the old Music Room still rolling happily along as always, innit*


You know me!

Apparently Our Adam's having talks with his peers to buy Fritz off with a new set of speakers, if he promises to bugger off for good?

Can't see it myself though!

Gustav Holtz was a journo by the way, used to work together with Clark Kent* My Lotto numbers just miserably failed so it likes like I'll be staying in for the rest of the month now anyway, Oh the joys of poverty. I met a lovely Italian girl last night actually Luigi, a real beauty, though much too young for me (21), her Dad owns a restuarant, which I liked the sound of*

JOKES FROM GERMANY

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in
hospital.

A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly
low self-esteem.

What do you call a cat with no tail?
A Manx cat.

Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their
appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men
coming in and out of your wife's house.'
The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her
drug habit.'

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out
and runs away.
One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell
pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Fritz von I think Fredders has given up smoking now too, maybe he needs some decent space cookies instead,

Fritz.
Leave Fredrik alone.
Or i come to "alexander platz" and kick you all around the place.
I've friends as well and know how to reach you.

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Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Fritz von I think Fredders has given up smoking now too, maybe he needs some decent space cookies instead,

Fritz.
Leave Fredrik alone.
Or i come to "alexander platz" and kick you all around the place.
I've friends as well and know how to reach you.

Spoken like a true Berlersconi Luigi*


Fritz von Press Baron Censorship is always the last resort before panic me old China'

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Spoken like a true Berlersconi Luigi*

Third mistake.
You're out!

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Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Spoken like a true Berlersconi Luigi*

Third mistake.
You're out!

Eddie Berlersconi who sells second hand cars in Brighton, he's a crook and a cheat*


Maturity is a stinking Dutch Cheese, from Holland Park*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Eddie Berlersconi who sells second hand cars

Of course.

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Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Eddie Berlersconi who sells second hand cars

Of course.

Oh what a small world it is Luigi, I didn't know you knew him!


Fritz von He does a great line in bent Ferrrarris*


My film has just started then straight away a ten minute commercial break, nothing but bloody vodka ads, Our Freffers would love it*

Blair will go to any length.
Edit: pic didn't work.