Brit Taxi Driver Nicked in France for Speeding on wrong Side of the Road

I do have to say that piss taking out of an individual just for the sake of it, or to prove a point, is one of the least endearing things I find about some folk.

Humour is also a nasty weapon when used insensitively...

But hey, what do I know...

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Originally posted by andy c:
I do have to say that piss taking out of an individual just for the sake of it, or to prove a point, is one of the least endearing things I find about some folk.

Humour is also a nasty weapon when used insensitively...

But hey, what do I know...

For a minute there I thought you meant on an er, internet forum Our Andy, personally I find that most on here (including myself) do a pretty good job of taking the piss out of themselves consciously or otherwise without the help of anybody else, innit*


Fritz von If people want to be loved they should learn a little sincerity*

Good filum that.



Bon Soir as the Italians say*

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Apparently he went through a green light as well*

Fritz von A British Embassy spokesperson said "we don't want anything to do with this man, he's a known menace constantly sleeping at the wheel"

Which is why he'll be chauffered by a diplomat on leave who happens to work at the British Embassy in Bangkok, innit.

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Originally posted by Steve Toy:

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Apparently he went through a green light as well*

Fritz von A British Embassy spokesperson said "we don't want anything to do with this man, he's a known menace constantly sleeping at the wheel"

Which is why he'll be chauffered by a diplomat on leave who happens to work at the British Embassy in Bangkok, innit.

What a strange co-incidence! How things do thai in sometimes, innit*


Regards,


Fritz von don't forget yer E111 John*

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Fritz von don't forget yer E111 John*

Hey barry, its on a card now, u know!

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Originally posted by andy c:

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Fritz von don't forget yer E111 John*

Hey barry, its on a card now, u know!

What is Sarge?

Luigi my old sausage! is it really true that there are so many morons in Italy?


Fritz von I just can't believe it personally*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Luigi my old sausage! is it really true that there are so many morons in Italy?

Yes.
I'm in first in cue.

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Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Luigi my old sausage! is it really true that there are so many morons in Italy?

Yes.
I'm in first in cue.

queue old bean, queue!


Yesterday I was watching the brilliant Daily Show (Global Edition on CNN) with Jon Stewart, and he was interviewing Ricky Gervais, who I'd never seen or even heard of before, but am now a fan, he's definately the kind of fat git that
deserves serious respect, innit*


Fritz von I wonder what log jam tastes like, very big in France also I hear?

Pooling my resources on cue as per always*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
queue old bean, queue!

No.
Did mean cue.

I think that skirt picture is actually of a Thai Kaitai's bottom*



Fritz von Coo well stark*

Have you ever been to Kew Luigi, there's some lovely glass work on display at present, and cheap entry for Italians as well, quite a coup indeed, innit*

One swan says to the other, "I'll wear a Jonnie honnist! even though I've been tested negative, innit*"


Fritz von Flanders & Vesta*

Did you know that you can't lick your own elbow!


Fritz von And there's power to it, innit*

You'd think yer NHS chipcard would suffice, innit*

Fritz,

the E111 is now on a credit size card - no longer in a booklet.

Re your other comment re sincerity - I think it sometimes says alot re sincerity re used of cover titles on forums.

I also think that it's a little difficult to judge when someone is being sincere sometimes purely on what they have written...

andy c!

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Originally posted by andy c:
Fritz,

the E111 is now on a credit size card - no longer in a booklet.

Re your other comment re sincerity - I think it sometimes says alot re sincerity re used of cover titles on forums.

I also think that it's a little difficult to judge when someone is being sincere sometimes purely on what they have written...

andy c!

That sounds like an excellent topic for you to start a thread on Our Andy, I expect some honest and genuine comments may well arise!


Fritz von Great to hear England is leading the way in Europe, it just used to be a bit of paper here, written in the required destination language, I have to use the E111 system still when visiting UK myself, innit*

Just watching some simply marvellous golf from the States*


Fritz von Amazing stuff, innit*

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That sounds like an excellent topic for you to start a thread on Our Andy, I expect some honest and genuine comments may well arise!

Nah,

i am happy to be a follower - on here at least...

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Originally posted by andy c:

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That sounds like an excellent topic for you to start a thread on Our Andy, I expect some honest and genuine comments may well arise!

Nah,

i am happy to be a follower - on here at least...

We can't have known Civil Servants making their own decisions and minds up Our Andy, it's just not, well it's just isn't British*


Fritz von Enjoying some good background sounds from the Stuttgart Baroque Orchestra, Conducted by Alberto Lizzio, with Alexander Pervomasky on top fiddle, playing 'Der Frühling op 8,1' (that's Spring in Ingerleesh) by Tony Viv:

Bloody good band actually, though I reckon some of those cats definately had tummy bugs*

Tee break's over back to the golf methinks*

Indded, Fritz, but we can't all be activists, can we?
I mean, one needs also reflectors, pragmatists and theorists too, doesn't one?

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Originally posted by andy c:
Indded, Fritz, but we can't all be activists, can we?
I mean, one needs also reflectors, pragmatists and theorists too, doesn't one?

Don't forget the mudguards, spare inner tube, spoke tightener, and saddle spanner though*

I think it's always wise to carry a score for the old Coppers Christmas party too Sarge*


Fritz von My colleague's in Prag (German spelling for the peddling pedants) at the moment strangely enough, doing research*

Of course the last pre-Groupie Parryesque Arse-Ass thread lasted simply months, dinnit*


Fritz von Lest you forget, we must always protect the innocent*

I think it's impotent to learn that 'Made in Japan' is probably my most favouritist live album of all time*


So who knows how many times the U.S. has (officially) Militarily intervened in/invaded South American Countries within the last century then?

a) er, 20 times

b) er, 25 times

c) er, 50 times

That's a good old Classic Our Fredders, I'm pleased to see you still have a sense of humour young man*


Fritz von But was the train's conductor a purist?*

Living pretty close here to the Polish border, I was quite surprised to learn that over 92% of them are Catholic, see what bloody Communism can breed, innit*

Fritz von Geoff Chaucer had Islamic tendencies apparently!*Ü

N.B. Being braught up as a Methodist basically, I recall much anti-Catholic rhetoric as a youngster, especially their relationship with Cpl. Carpetchewer etc in WWII, I just wonder what those same folk now think about Cecil Rhodes and the great British legacy of Rhodesia (Zimbabwe) as it is today, and where all the Gobshite Anglicans & Catholics are now then?