Brit Taxi Driver Nicked in France for Speeding on wrong Side of the Road

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Some 30,000+ live chickens have been (officially) destroyed in this region in the last 48 hours (Pidgeon Specialists are fighting to save their racers today in court too). As sad that may be, it's nice to see Britain leading the way (how many have been destroyed in Scotland so far then?) still talking are we?


Fritz von Sometimes I really wonder why rules exist? QUOTE::

Given that above quote was written on er, Monday, and that now Britain's top farm - geezer (in job for a month) is talking on BBC world (Live) NOW THIS MINUTE telling folk that the above hasn't happenned, and that we've got things in hand, I serioiusly can say to all (in UK) Buy British, be proud, (The 60 MIllion UK Citizens will back us ) as he's just stated, in other words money comes first?


Fritz von In the world I live in people buy the cheapest as they cannie afford anything else, Fuck Tescos and all who sail in it, innit*

I personally despise the term pussy, I find it demeaning, especially relating to young girls, and even in the humour context (Of which I'm told I've got more of than all on here put together? Who am I to argue John!) it's so unbelievably weak and lacking in imagination, quite pathetically chav-esque actually!



Fritz von Ah well better than remembering that Brunei geeezer innit, wot built them bridges and stuff, I always knew there were only techs on here, and not a real engineer amongst the lot ov yers, let's face it, why on earth should there be, innit, it's his anniversary soon?


Nob: I can forgive certain non Ingerlish speakers like our Luigi, as they 're just encouraged to think it's the done thing, Luigi old Salami, it isn't Son take my word for it*

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peace and goodwill, in the cab of yer car, innit*

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Originally posted by andy c:
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peace and goodwill, in the cab of yer car, innit*

The road rage link lower doon looks even more believable Our Andy, innit*

Fritz von On yer bikes*

Just watching some pre-scratcher redubbed color filmroll of the 42/3 Yank Jap Midway Carrier battles etc, Bush senior was there, a true hero amongst many, amazing footage indeed.


Fritz von Sophisticated societies rule, innit*

Just in case anybody's confused that laws have been broken by Iran, they er, havent been*


Please note that 10 er, nuclear reactors were going to be installed in er, 1978, from er, the USA*


Fritz von All Arab nations hate Israel etc as par for the course, please dont be fooled by
the 2.4 long term Arab Israeli citizens :


Goodnight*

T'was a sure bet that Our Wayne would secure all those rag damages i faught!



Discuss*

I had one of my early paintings shown on radio 4 once!


Fritz von you can just picture it can't you?*

Fritz,

I like the bit where it says "Tickle your attacker"...

Eee the possibilites are endless...

I'm considering trout for my Easter Sunday lunch actually Our Andy, though not an old one, God forbid, innit*


Fritz von Bit of Sage too I thought*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I personally despise the term pussy

Yes.
But you can't call a female cat "young girl".

PS: it's not "salami" but "salame" which means a very stupid guy.

In this town every crossroad is unmarked, ie, no white dotted lines across them, and one must always give way to the right, except on major roads, I wonder how that would go down in Blighty?


Fritz von there'd be crashes every 5 seconds*

Of course all the bicycle lanes here right across the City have their own traffic lights as well (small and at eye level) and are differently sequenced to the main road one next to them (where drivers have to look out for bikes when turning right). The turning right business at red lights has been in operation here too now for about 7 years (Shown by a green arrow lighting up) though can be annoying as a pedestrian trying to cross; as many lights change here so unbelievably fast on major crossings, one has barely time to get across and invariably gets stuck in the middle for another round (especially blind and old folk, and little kids)*


Fritz von And naturally staggering home pissed and causing an accident by jay-walking is also points from ones licence (if you possess one), as is with cycling naturally, and when lost at Flensburg (Cardif) one has to pass a psychological idiot test not easy and at your expence before even being considered to apply for a new one) (as they will do in UK in 50 years time, possibly?), losing a licence here is very expensive (as it is to take a first test) and no I don't mean the selfish wallys who think they're special cos they drive for a living at whatever, (heard it all before a million times) innit*


I'd like to invite nobody for dinner, and would gracefully decline any invitations afforded me too, except maybe Our Mick*

So it's gonna be The Borough then! and well done Pompey, they don't call im Arry Oudini for nowt Jake*


Fritz von Our Matt'll be scrambling for his complimentarys as a WIP, innit**

I always thought that Amber Light was the piss that Yanks and Ozzies refer to as beer?

Of course any real drivers & chauffeurs out there will know that the little green arrow doesn't in fact light up, it's always there, and allows you to judge (at a red light) wether to turn right or not, innit.

Fritz von I love the 'assumption' that by inviting great minds and famous & er, 'interesting' people to ones table will somehow enable all & sundrie to learn, and become better people themselves, innit*


It's snobbery really, but I ain't sayin nuffink, G'day*

Far more interesting than inviting Baz from 'dahn the pub' though, innit!

Phil

ps you're saying quite a lot for someone sayin nuffink...

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Originally posted by Phil Cork:
Far more interesting than inviting Baz from 'dahn the pub' though, innit!

Phil

ps you're saying quite a lot for someone sayin nuffink...

Maybe you should have more Baz's in your life, or maybe you should consider the reasons why you would want a famous person at your table other than altruistic ones?


Fritz von They don't give a fuck unless you're buddies or have a similar interest at a similar level, or is your world different, and not run by ego & motive John?


Regards,


Fritz von I ain't sayin nuffing!



Undercover cop in Northhampton*

Not wishing to repeat again how the non indigenous Texan Dubya managed to obtain his fine Crawford ranch (if you don't know! check it out independently, if you dont care (99%+) don't bother it doesn't affect you mate's now does it? I'm allright Jack 2 Jags said "of course we compensate people when we kick them out of their private & council homes with good old 'CPO's," that's compulsory purchase orders from local councils etc (often unelected if you didn't know), we're making Britain into a proud brown-belt PFI cardboard house Nation (Ooops Sorry Chaps, Wrong script: Yes those Commie Chinese Bastards are kicking folks out of their houses just for the Olympic Games to be played, it's a diabolical liberty innit*


Fritz von Good old 2 Jags & Gordon*

How Tony & Cherie will larf in their new paid up for drum in London Taan, not long now methinks!*


You know me:


Stratford John! Who's that then Sarge?


P.S. You read this here first not that bloody Hislop rag*

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Stratford John! Who's that then Sarge?

An actor who played a police inspector in dixon of dock green on the telly or was it Z cars? Oh yes, he played Charlie Barlow and later had his own series 'softly, softly' which is and ironic title given his propensity for knocking suspects about. Those were the days eh?

Glad to see somebody's awake Our Erik! Well Now I know why it's called Good Friday (Karfreitag auf Deutsch), just awoke (after noon) with a mega hangover (Good Finnish vodka last night (before bed), though I think the last glass had a break in it, innit or something?), so I can now quaff some medicinal ice cold Buds down, lay in me scratcher listening to the rain and reading my brand new (freshly pressed by Parry my Batman) Private Eye (dated er, today, which arrived (yesterday by RAF Hercules), not bad, innit.


Fritz von Had a beer with Spike once at an anti-vivisection thingy at Ally Pally during the Great British Beer Festival (Don't get much better than that), said hello to Rushton too on the same day, mind you he was laying in a cider filled gulley at the time talking to ants*

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use.

It is hitting below the intellect.

Oscar Wilde 1856-1900

It seems appropriate.

Thanks for that Our Beano Marvellous stuff, never heard that one afore, innit Your Highness*

Watching an interview (BBC Hard Talk check it out) with an English Reverand (female) yesterday who's 'temporarily?' left the faith as she cannot find herself to forgive those that killed her daughter in last years London bombings I was incredibly moved by her sheer sincerity and honesty, and must almost wish there were many more people in the world (Openly speaking) like her, innit.



Fritz von Any Statesmen who attend Sharon's funeral are as bad as he is in my opinion, PM of Israel or not, evil old bastard*



Second hand crucifix on ebay anybody?

I wonder if the wife of Northern Ireland's top politician The Rav Dr Ian Paisley would still be soon entering the House of Frauds if she didn't happen to be the er, wife of Northern Ireland's top Politician the Rav Dr Ian Paisley, innit?


Fritz von And no Erik & Nime you didn't read this in Private Eye Boys*


"2 Amber lights and a pint of Timothy Taylors please love!, Oh and a pickled onion, 2 bags of cheese & onion crisps, five pork pies with English mustard, and a yorkie bar too"

N.B. Don't spose we'll ever here about the great Toy French episode, only that he went there driven by a Bankok Diplo chauffeur on his hols, course all embassy employees have dip status, even the cleaners, I ain't sayin nuffin though!!