I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here
Posted by: matthewr on 22 January 2004
Ok, ok, I know most of you are far too sensible and clever for reality TV nonsense and will have been ignoring/unaware of the impending return of IACGMOOH.
But consider the rumoured line up -- John Lydon, Neil "Razor" Ruddock, ex-BBC Royal Correspondent Jenny Bond, Katie Price (aka Jordan), Kerry McFadden, Lord Brocket (in-bred toff and multi-million insurance fraudster), Peter Andre.
I'm mean are you not just salivating at the prospect?
Jonny Rotten talking about the Queen with Jenny Bond?
Ruddock beating up Peter Andre?
Katie and Kerry having a real Vs silicone conversation?
Matthew
Posted on: 22 January 2004 by long-time-dead
Apparently that will only happen if her tits get sucked on my leeches and become infected.
Either
(a) Cue Ant and Dec
or
(b) Form an orderly cue gentlemen.....
Posted on: 23 January 2004 by Tarquin Maynard - Portly
Johnny Rotten with those egos.
Bliss.
Regards
Mike
On the Yellow Brick Road and Happy
Posted on: 23 January 2004 by greeny
I think mr Lydon's got the biggest ego of the lot of them
Posted on: 23 January 2004 by matthewr
Trivia Fact: Lydon is a very wealthy man these days alhtough his money has come from his LA property development business rather than music.
Posted on: 23 January 2004 by Tarquin Maynard - Portly
Not arguing with any of those points, but the man can be safely described as a lose cannon. I expect him to run rings around the others in the show. This will be riveting TV.
Regards
Mike
On the Yellow Brick Road and Happy
Posted on: 23 January 2004 by matthewr
I bet his running rings around everybody will mainly involve shouting and doing that bizarre bulging eyes stare thing.
Jenny Bond and Johnny Rotten. The mind really does boggle at the possibilities.
Matthew
Posted on: 23 January 2004 by matthewr
Kiljoy bosses at IACGMOOH have banned Jordan from taking her favourite "Rampant Rabbitt" vibrator with her.
Poor Katie Price was hoping to use her vibrator to "pass the time"From
AnanovaPosted on: 23 January 2004 by P
So tis
True then.
Should be fun
P
Posted on: 23 January 2004 by Rasher
quote:
Originally posted by mike lacey:
I expect him to run rings around the others in the show.
And he's going to look even more of a dork if he doesn't. Either way he loses. He's in his 40's for gawds sake. It really looks pathetic.
Posted on: 23 January 2004 by Rasher
quote:
Originally posted by Matthew Robinson:
Kiljoy bosses at IACGMOOH have banned Jordan from taking her favourite "Rampant Rabbitt" vibrator with her.
Maybe they should have had Knoxie rather than John Lydon
Posted on: 23 January 2004 by John C
I quite like wasting my time doing pointless stuff as much as the next man but surely even thinking for one second about this utter tosh would drain the lifeblood from any right thinking person
?
((Adopts Parryesqe tone)) National Service I recommend for you Matthew
John
Posted on: 23 January 2004 by P
Personally I'm REALLY looking forward to this programme..
You deadbeats can mock all you like...
Bloody Squares
P
Posted on: 23 January 2004 by anselm
I have seen Katie Price in the flesh, shopping in Brighton and it ain't pretty ~IMHO
Definately not an M.I. (Masturbatory Icon)
Anselm
all art is contemporary; it is the way we look at it that changes...
Posted on: 23 January 2004 by matthewr
Of course if someone like Mark Lawson or Tom Paulin had cooked up Reality TV it would be hugely popular with the North London Liberal Elite.
Matthew
Posted on: 24 January 2004 by Malcolm Davey
Gentlemen
Under my 'professional name' I have turned down an invitation to appear on the show. I was informed of the other contenders and spending time with JL again would have been amusing however the prospect of looking into the Great Rift Valley of Jordan turned my stomach.
Celebrity has it's moments... I prefer to be myself on the forum.
Should be fun TV though, enjoy
Posted on: 26 January 2004 by domfjbrown
quote:
Originally posted by anselm:
I have seen Katie Price in the flesh, shopping in Brighton and it ain't pretty ~IMHO
Yep - boobs that big are gross - too un-natural. Besides, anything bigger than a handful and you're risking a sprained tongue. I hate to admit (and I feel dirty and cheap for saying it!) that I'd rather "do" Tara PT from the first one thanks - provided someone gave her a gag.
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Strike the bell and bide the danger
Or wonder, till it drives you mad,
What would have followed if you had.
Posted on: 26 January 2004 by matthewr
"provided someone gave her a gag"
Perv.
Matthew
Posted on: 26 January 2004 by Rasher
quote:
Originally posted by domfjbrown:
Yep - boobs that big are gross - too un-natural.
At least you can see 'em properly Dom, eh?!
Posted on: 26 January 2004 by Fisbey
Someone mention vibrators? - sounds like pure mania to me
Posted on: 26 January 2004 by Berlin Fritz
Posted on: 26 January 2004 by Rasher
Yeah I agree..Our Katie is OK.
Shall we do the Austin Powers jokes or shall we wait a while?
Posted on: 26 January 2004 by matthewr
Katie rocks. But if you'e seen the documentaries on her perviously this is actually quite obvious. She is one of the great misunderstood figures of our time.
Those of us with ITV2 have been treated to an extended TPT appearance.
Matthew
Posted on: 26 January 2004 by count.d
Katie was genuine and I like her, Jonny was a bit tame and disappointing.
I fancied Jenny (maybe there's something wrong with me?)
Ruddock was a wimp. I photographed him in a promotional shoot about eight years ago, whilst his was still playing (standing around) for LFC and he really was a complete tosser.
Just watched a bit on ITV2 and found it irritating as they keep muting out long sentences "for legal reasons". Of course, when they do this, you only want to know more what they're saying..ahhrrrgghh
Posted on: 26 January 2004 by Martin D
Guys
get a life
are you into this stuff?
Martin
Posted on: 27 January 2004 by matthewr
Count.d -- I am told by a friend that Jenny is not like her image at all and can stay up all night, drink most people under the table, and then still nail a piece to camera from outside St James's Palace.
Martin -- The well worn phrase "Get a life" is a dangerous one to use on an internet forum that exists to discuss hi-fi.
