I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here

Suppose you could hazard a guess that that was no ordinary cigarette being passed around the campfire by Lydon this morning on ITV2.

Shame it's not in "SmelloVision"

Excellent stuff!

P

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Matthew Robinson:
I am told by a friend that Jenny is not like her image at all and can stay up all night, drink most people under the table, and then still nail a piece to camera from outside St James's Palace. [QUOTE]
She is just like the Royals then!
I think Lydon will eventually find it difficult to keep up his attitude veneer and will just become a sad creep, Jennie will reveal herself to be a real goer and will become a new star (& good on her too!), Jordan/Katie will be herself as usual being a Brighton girl, and she will be more than OK. I personally have a lot of time for her, common as muck and a taste for moronic guys with muscles, but she really has a heart of gold. You will see through the series that she will do anything to help her buddies.
Where are the others? That Razor bloke is going first I think. Peter Andre may turn out to be OK.
I'm not going to watch every day, and this is the first one I've seen. Good innit?!!

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Originally posted by Rasher:
At least you can see 'em properly Dom, eh?!

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Ah - that might be true, but not all partially sighted people can deal with large print I prefer to see more of a "normal" print size Or of course, use Braille I can't remember what .. means in Braille though - tee hee!

In all seriousness, I hardly ever really bother to look at womens' boobs - I don't see the point. Call me weird but it's voice first (the most obvious thing for someone who can't see!), then nose (nearest thing to your eyes UNLESS you're a perve who sleezily leers down a woman's frontage!) then everything else afterwards...

...the whole plan goes belly up with TPT though - one horrific voice, but I reckon she's pretty cute...

BTW - if Lydon WAS passing the dutchie, he's a hypocrite. Doesn't he snarl something about hating "your hippie drug sh1te" in "New York"??

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Make your choice, adventurous Stranger;
Strike the bell and bide the danger
Or wonder, till it drives you mad,
What would have followed if you had.

I've got this great mental picture Dom, of you scanning a woman really really close up, up and down. It's the way you tell 'em.

I can't believe Lydon, the hero of my youth, would do anything as naff as smoke a joint.

Matthew

Naff? What little you know.

That would've been no ordinary run of the mill joint - judging by the state of Diane Modalls expression anyway.

Anyone else see him admitting to Geoge Bests wife that as a teenager he had extremely long hair of which he was immensely proud?
She seemed to be handling the toke quite well I thought.

P

Kerry has jibbed out after suffering terribly from homesickness and Insectphobia. Which makes one wonder why she agreed to go to the middle of a jungle 1000s of miles away from her family.

She will be replaced by stand-in Timmy Mallet upon whom I don't beleive its possible to wish to unpleasant a task.

Matthew

Oh Bliss. Is that true?

Timmy Mallet????

Life is good

P

(That foul mouthed ignoramus of a bimbo would've most definitely had a couple of votes for eviction from here. What a vile obnoxious creature. Ewwwww)

Image - Timmy Mallet's head wedged in Jordans' cleavage...........

A woman with three tits !

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Originally posted by Rasher:
I've got this great mental picture Dom, of you scanning a woman really really close up, up and down. It's the way you tell 'em.

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He he he - I'm never THAT obvious Mind you, all the girls in our canteen (well, the staff anyway!) have nametags, and there's at least 3 of them that I fancy. Only problem is if I gawp at the nametag... Ahem. I dunno if the "I'm partially sighted" thing would work quickly enough

Mind you, could just go the whole hog a'la "Road trip" and just FEEL up and down and go "This is how blind people say hello!" (nicely!)

TIMMY MALLET!?!?! For REAL? Right - will HAVE to watch this tonight - it's going to rock...

__________________________
Make your choice, adventurous Stranger;
Strike the bell and bide the danger
Or wonder, till it drives you mad,
What would have followed if you had.

Thanks to Matthew, me and my girlfriend are now addicted to this bloody programme. It was the promise of John Lydon that did it. So we're now like Wayne & Waynetta with a coffee and Toblerone bar on the settee.

I've now gone off Jennie and I fancy Jordan. Peter is a complete jackass, John is a little bit too nice and normal, Lord Brocket is a good laugh and would throw a good party, Ruddock is still a twat after all these years, Kerry should drown, and Alex is as dull as the runner.

I know I'm sad to watch this, but who cares.

Yes Count, you are sad and your Naim is getting cold.
Me too !

The best bits happen between 6 and 9am.

Here's Johnny!

Hawkwinds Number One Fan!

Actually I think the best bits might be TPT on ITV2.

Peter Andre did annoyingly well at the mini-Blaine box beastie challenge -- he was meant to suffer and be humialiated not triumph over adversity.

"Lets face it we are people who have lived our lives eating food" remains his finest moment though.

Matthew

Last night, I thought John Lydon came across as being very sound - the veneer is fading and there is a seemingly responsible person behind it. (God, I sound old!!).
Peter Andre was amazing. (on the smell) "..well that's OK, I'm not attacting anything else!"

You may be right Alan.

It is interesting that the "older" celebrities seem to be tolerated here, while in Big Brother anyone even slightly old is swiftly given the boot.

TPT?

The Potty Totty?

P

Well it may be passe but we're still watching it.

Lydon's showing his true colours at last (as well as his nipples!)

Can't see what all the fuss is about regarding eating a few bugs though. In China they're a real delicacy.
Here's a snap of a street food market I took in Beijing recently - Mmmmm. Scorpion on a stick!

Yum!

Goat Testicle anyone?

Ah..That explains the contents of my no.76a last week from the local takeaway.

Deep fried Pork Balls?

P

Lydon has walked out.

He was upset at being accused of leaving a ghastly mess in the toilet apparently.

Diddums

Fucking cunts.