Male snoring in relationships...

Me too! However, the bruises on my legs after being kicked by my (awoken) wife during the night might explain a different story. Alternatively, I find her asleep in the spare room!

Mark

I hate to say it, but I sometimes wake myself up by snoring so loud. And farting!

Tony

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Originally posted by Deane F:
Fact or fiction?

Until I hear myself snoring, with my own two ears, I refuse to believe!

I'm with you, besides the other half doesn't believes she snores either

So what you are saying is, it's hereditary.

What I hate is finding that the person you are sleeping with for the first time is a restless sleeper. It annoys me when someone is sleeping against my back.

What... so you can play her back going on at you any time you like?

Inherited my snore from my mother's side of the family... to this day I am startled by the noise the old dear makes.

Remember one evening being sat downstairs sharing a couple of beers with dad and having to turn the TV up to ear-bleeding levels in order to drown out the howling gargles emanating from her.... and she was in bed quite some distance away!

Having stayed over with me at my folks place, my good lady no longer complains about my relatively gentle purr

I'm on caffeine and ice lollies.

Last night though it was the cuban cigars and cherry flavoured beer.

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Originally posted by Mike1380:
Inherited my snore from my mother's side of the family... to this day I am startled by the noise the old dear makes.

Same here. Apparently I inherited my farting from my great great grandfather who was famous for it. He's disgusting; every morning my bedroom smells terrible!

try a change in diet. liquid aloe vera is said to work wonders for flatulence.

or then there's the Viz 'helpful hints' version:
tailpipe giving you trouble? just pop a mint imperial in your marmite motorway to be assured of fresh emissions.

Whatever, farting is not something you have to live with.

No...it's something everyone else has to live with.
I was only joking Rico.

I've no idea whether I snore or not and my wife doesn't know either..she sleeps so soundly that she wouldn't wake up anyway!
I, however, sleep very lightly and can reveal my wife snores to varying degrees. I have even started terming one of her lighter snores as "Darthing"....

In my home it seems to be perfectly acceptable for the female to cough, snore, burp and fart all night while taking up 90% of the available bed space even to the extent of occasionally pushing me out of the bed. However some (normal?) middle aged male snoring causes all sorts of problems. Go figure, as they say.