Should Berlin Fritz Take A Seriously Long Break From This Forum ASAP ?

Excellent, thanks for that John.


Fritz Von He's got GCE's yer Nah

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Or perhaps the gadfly on the horse's arse of Athens?

Sounds bubble to me Dave ?

That was meant as a compliment Fritz. I'm sure you'd try the hemlock too if it was made by a reputable brewery

I'd try it if it was made by Anthony Quinn himself mate ! Cheers for the compliment, I'd be suprised if you got my meaning (alone ) anyway, innit.

Fritz Von That Witi Ihimaera seems a good bloke dunnee, saw an interview recently

Frit'z

How the hell did you come across an interview of Witi in Germany? I envy your information sources - that's for sure. I can't see how you have the time for work, drink, sleep and the amount of news gathering you do.

Or is it all a bluff...

Deane

I'm an ex student of the World renound 'Parry School of Adavnced Bullshitters & Managerial Scoundrels', in other words we find the time for any & everything that takes out fancy at any given moment, usually at the cost of many others, innit.

Fritz Von Wotta Gay Day

N.B. Besides, Do you suppose that Witi only attends 'Campfires' in the Southern Hemisphere or What, plus his Royal Gong was presented in London I believe ? (That's England by the Way, innit John)

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N.B. Besides, Do you suppose that Witi only attends 'Campfires' in the Southern Hemisphere or What, plus his Royal Gong was presented in London I believe ? (That's England by the Way, innit John)

I've no doubt that Witi Ihimaera gets around a bit but I hadn't thought his writing notable enough to make an international impact.

He's even revered in Peckham Rye me old China.


Fritz Von Nice Weekend Our Deane, Football, sport, cooking, music, and corkscrew await me now, though not nessesarily in that odour you understand !!!

Music! Music!! You listen to music Fritz? What sort of stereo have you got, pray tell?

(I thought you old sailors just broke the top of the bottle off. What do you need a corkscrew for?)

I cannie say too much at this stage I'm afraid.

Fritz works for the Scottish company?

Mind You ! I suppose it was all the sobering thoughts I've had in my lifetime that started me drinking in the first place, innit ?


Fritz Von And I suspect that's what got our Mick started on the hard stuff, disguised as posh collectors items as well, innit ?

Good, Fritz, you are now officially Mother Of pearl.

You've lost me there Bruce ?

Spruce???

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Originally posted by Derek Wright:
Good - keep around you can be likened to the grain of sand that creates the pearl <g>

Get it now??

Yeah, Got it now John, not had breakfast yet, so I'm not quite with it, innit mate.


Fritz Von Muesli again yuck

Long or Little?

No , have your brekky first.

I've just this moment had a wire from an old friend of mine, Dave of Totnes, who's absolutely shocked & stunned. After he'd calmed down a touch, he told me about his absolute horror of watching the C.O. of Sandhust Military Academy Maj.Gen. Thingy. Kb. barred. etc. giving an interview concerning the admittance earlier today of Prince Arry to the gaff. "I've never seen anything like it," he spluttered, "the man's an absolute sham, Never in all my days have I seen a British Army Maj.Gen that looked & Sounded anything like this person". I told him to self.medicate on a quart of Pimms, then go to the Club for a snorter or ten to calm down, poor chap, innit.



Fritz Von Of course I was rejected many years afore for passing the entrance exam

I've just been told in no uncertain terms to cut it out, so it's goodbye from him, and it's goodbye from me, Goodbye, till the next time, innit.


Fritz Von I cannie say too much at this stooge

I don't know what the heck's going on around these parts or to what you're referring. Should I?

Regards
Steve M

Steve,

I don't know either; I wouldn't spend too much time worrying about it though!

EW

Just like our Mick, George Galloway is a Brave & Innocent Man, obvious innit Tom

Fritz Von Played a silver flute dinnee ?

Not according to our Harry.

You back then?

7^

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Not according to our Harry.

You back then?

7^

He can't be back yet We haven't filled the post from the other thread I started!!

Clive