Radioactive Poisoning in Sushi Bars:

Nice to see Smokin Joe on tv too recently Our Beano, he's skinter than me!


Fritz Von Isn't today Our Fredders 35th Birthday, or was that last Monday? Appy Burfdee Our Fredder's anyway Son*

N.B. I really don't like these laptops you know!

Wrumblin an & Junglin, innit*

quote:

Originally posted by Ears:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Chillkram:
To go back to the original question about "nothing", "nothing" has no meaning without "something". Defining "something" (or "existence" in this case) is exactly where this thread has gone.

Thanks for the interesting reading, and best wishes from Ears.

A straight forward Thanks for Nothing situation then Chaps!

Regards,

Fritz Von Still stringin along*

"Keep yer ass on the line," That link is proper belly laugh funny.

As for Fredrik's birthday I'm not sure, in his profile email addy, its got 1961, which if it his his birthday he'd be 45?

Anyhow just in case, Happy birthday from me too Fredrik!


Beano

quote:

Originally posted by Beano:
"Keep yer ass on the line," That link is proper belly laugh funny.

As for Fredrik's birthday I'm not sure, in his profile email addy, its got 1961, which if it his his birthday he'd be 45?

Anyhow just in case, Happy birthday from me too Fredrik!


Beano

Ah Yes Ass! Our Mick's clever way of spelling posterior, bottom, behind, bum, or HM First Lord of the Treasury. Is he really that old Our Beano, who's have thought it eh? never mind it's how you feel that's impotent, innit*


Fritz Von I was just showing my friend the Old Pink salmon Show and how dull it is these days without it's Star Clown, Oh how they must miss those ,masterly classic one liners. "I am right you are wrong" Get a Job" and other many greats that I've lost for the moment as they escape me*



Fritz Von I see British er, CSO's (I don't use P cos they're wankers² on the whole) will be popping over to Queens soon on training courses then?

Tally Ho Chaps* Brrrp*

CCTV's on British Rubbish Tips now to make you pay more, wotta Lark eh Chaps!

Regards,

Fritz Von I love Scousers me!

Seriously though,
if your sushi looks like this:




Don't eat it!!!!

Mind you... this looks good.....

That reminds me of Lisa Simpson!

Fritz Von Now that The BBC's Boss has Defected I think the fun should begin at number 10 at long long last:

"I remember seeing Margartet Thatcher leaving Number 10 in Tears, though when I see Tony Blair leaving there, I don't want to see him in tears, I want to see him in handcuffs"

George Galloway:


Fredders is still pissing it up it seems?

I think the hypocritical hype given by the gutter-press on this so-called poisoning (so called ex Spy) is paranoic to the extreme.


Fritz Von of the 1.6 Milion ex KGB employees, tens of thousands of who'm were Colonels (including Putin) why do we call them all spys then?

Are we saying then that Ex CIA Chiefs like Bush Senior are ex-er, spys too?

Dear Fritz,

I was on the lash yesterday afternoon as it happens, and went ot bed about half past four in the afternonn, and staying asleeep till the ten pm news...!

I am not used to English beer anymore, and this was my first time having a day time drink in an English pub (Timmy Taylors Landlord!) for at least three years, and I still have a headache to show for it! [Actually I had forgotten about the March the 31st. till April the 1st., earlier in the year, but that was the only other time for years in an English pub on a session: EDIT].

But the bad news is that my birthday is actually next week! And then I expect that a real party will occur!

I am just listening to Act One of Don Giovanni! But quietly! Are back in Berlin?

I had a really serious talk to a Civil Engineering friend about global warming over lunch in the pub [chilli not sushi!], and he concluded that I am a deeply depressing presence while I am in that mood. I said that was nonesense and we should get on and enjoy the moment, as there may not such fine chances in the longer term! Pessimist or what, ehh?

ATB from Fredrik

Just getting into practice then Our Fredders? Global warming & Cooling has nothing to do with mankind whatso'ever in my opinion Old Son, if we want to bathe downstream in dirty water that's another matter entirely, it's kind of like how spin merchants continually love to compare weather with Climate which in fact are two totally different things (Al Gore's silly little film and book for instance).

Regards,

Fritz Von Surely the greenhouses we know are good things, and if one refers to the so-called 'effect' one will find the analagy ludicrous in the extreme, innit*


In the real world that is*


Super Volcanos in Jellystone Park Boo Boo that's yer real tax clincher*

Dear Fritz,

The trouble with climate change is that it is always changing, so how can we tell what is going on in terms of cause and effect?

1,200 years ago there was a Viking colony, farming in Greenland! So there must have been a lot less ice there then. They perished as temperatures fell over the next three hundred years and the ice returned...

One also sees picture and reads reports of the Thames being frozen over in Handel's time, so who can say what is gong on? Not me, and I doubt some of the vested interests as well!

My question is this, and that is that since the industrial revolution started, mankind has been releasing carbon into the atmoshpere over two or three centuries that was stored over millions of years in the fossilisation of oil and coal. I do wonder whether that is not likely to unhinge something or other in the natural order of things. As you know, I have no TV, and read a paper only on a Saturday. Otherwise it is Radio News for me, and Radio Four from the BBC is not quite so tabloid as most of the news media.

What I do not claim is any actual understnding of what is going on with climate change or what can actually be done if anything significant is going on. But my worry persists that millions of years worth of naturally stored carbon is being released rather quickly.

Another interesting comment that came out of our conversation was this: "What will happen to all the newly created Helium if the Nuclear Fusion arrangement can be made to work. Surely it cannot just be allowed to float up into the atmosphere? Bottle it perhaps?" It's a thought isn't it?

Bye for now, Fredrik

I bet our Mick has several garden sheds R J Mitchell surely?

As far as I'm aware Our Fredders we are at this very moment living in an Ice Age (ie, there is ice at the Poles, which isn't/wasn't always the case, yet we're all still here). The Thames situ is very simple mechanics I feel in that since those days we have embanked it, it therefore runs far faster and is more unlikely to freeze, though it's still not impossible (like much much colder Berlin & Stettin for instance), maybe where lions and tigers once raomed too, right in Kent, in fact the Domesday book records 12th Century tythes given by the Church for plentyful vinyard lands, ie, it was much hotter than today. It is recorded in UK 17th Century over a period of some 40 years a temp change of some 4.5°C, less of which today causes the scare-mongers to need MORE TAX PRONTO*


Fritz Von The poor (UK) cannot afford to run super efficient green motors so some 5-6 million + will lose out though they need their cars to survive. I'm all in favour of clean energy (Clean Citys too) as you know Citys are about 2°C warmer then their outskirts, perhaps they should be taxed more differently then?


N.B. I think the coal/oil argumant is rubbish personally ST HELENS spewed out more shite than the whole of mankind in it's entire history*


Thirsty work though innit, Greenys getting into Political power would be more disasterous than the morons we've got now, if such a thing was humanly possible that is?

Confusing living in clean surroundings and being responsible for fly tupping in pretty woodland is far far removed from it or our cars causing Sherlock Holmes Fog in London (their more more cars then naturally)!

How can Rain Forests be Lungs when they take in C0² then? You'll notice a certain part of Kent where Elisabeths ships set sail, it's now 2 miles inland, as well as quite a few undersea Churches too? It's called natural erosion, as ans you say constant moving (unlike in Greenhouses for instance).

Prost:

ON JULY 20, 1969, A COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON. HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS. BUT JUST BEFORE HE RE-ENTERED , HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY." MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT. HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS. OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY... STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS
JUST SMILED. ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA, WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD
QUESTION TO ARMSTRONG. THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED. MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD ANSWER THE QUESTION. IN 1938 WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MIDWEST TOWN, HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THE BEDROOM WINDOWS. HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY. AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY."SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"


Fritz Von True Story Supposedly?


P.S. Beano me old shack lover, Our Mick's got Trident Subs stationed in his garden ponds too so I hear!


I ain't sayin nowt though John!

Fritz Von Marineville, anything can happen in the next half hour...

You should see the size of the Vanguard class submarine out of the water, which you probably never will come to think of it' they're massive, the missile tubes are nearly as tall as my house.

Anyway Micks secret weapon has been spotted off the Coast of Spain.








Beano

You should see my mate Dave's bird sunbathing on Brighton Beach John, they had to get plannin permission the first time!


Fritz Von And those hairy nostrils*

Just been thinking to myself as I do on the odd occasion, about this spy chap who's been killed, allegedly by a foreign power, do you know, if he'd become a "British Citizen"?

And if so, does this constitute an "armed attack" by a foreign Government as in the articles of the North Atlantic Treaty, which I'll admit I know bugger all about, but there is a few military types on here who might?


Beano this attack being Nuclear An all?

quote:

Originally posted by Beano:
Just been thinking to myself as I do on the odd occasion, about this spy chap who's been killed, allegedly by a foreign power, do you know, if he'd become a "British Citizen"?

And if so, does this constitute an "armed attack" by a foreign Government as in the articles of the North Atlantic Treaty, which I'll admit I know bugger all about, but there is a few military types on here who might?


Beano this attack being Nuclear An all?

Perhaps Unclear would be more appropiate, innit!

Fritz Von It's been suggested he was ill all along?

I knew I'd heard before Dartanian...The core of NATO is Article V of the North Atlantic Treaty, which states:

The Parties agree that an armed attack against one or more of them in Europe or North America shall be considered an attack against them all. Consequently they agree that, if such an armed attack occurs, each of them, in exercise of the right of individual or collective self-defense recognized by Article 51 of the Charter of the United Nations, will assist the Party or Parties so attacked by taking forthwith, individually and in concert with the other Parties, such action as it deems necessary, including the use of armed force, to restore and maintain the security of the North Atlantic area.

The Treaty was invoked for the first time in its history on 12 September 2001, in response to the previous day's attacks on the United States.

I liked the unclear edit

Beano

He was fully naturalised as a British citizen. Relations between the UK and Russia are thus hitting a post-cold war low.

I do think Tony Bliar's Nulab party is modelled on Putin's oligarchical end-justifying the means pragmatism so hypocrisy would clearly be the order of this month. Dr Kelly was murdered remember...

I've been having a crack this morning with someone who whittles away in the big shed, and the unanimous conclusion is, this polonium stuff is quite exotic' what I'm saying here is whoever did it could've just run him over or knifed him, the assassin has created maximum publicity as already stated by the resident thread starter.

Will there be sanctions on Russia, assuming they're responsible, no chance says I!

Beano time will tell.

quote:

Originally posted by Adam Meredith:
I think it would be better if one parent COULD still stay at home.

The selling off of council houses added to demand for privately rented accommodation and locked more of the population into mortgages. As couples competed with singles for property, the prices became less achievable by the single and the less well paid.

Couples now both HAVE to go out to work - only to achieve the same necessity - one house/home. They are no better off - just the "value" of their home has increased. Much of their income will go on child care and double commuting.

The huge mass of this inflationary market distorts control of the economy - like trying to ride a bicycle with a bag of groceries in your hand. We are well overdue a collapse of house values - despite the idiots who always say "I think this time the market is immune to such cycles" - right up to the moment sanity breaks out and values fall.

"We're all doomed, doomed I tell you".

I have it on good authority Our Adam (in contrast to a good authority?) that some 30% of all new rabbit hutches being built by 2 Jags madness money for the boys scheme are being so done on known flood plains, with some 10% of those being totally uninsurable. This is happenning now, this minute with the full knowledge of the 'unelected' Council wallers & PFI firms involved.



Fritz Von At least the kids will learn to swim or drown though, innit*


Latchkey kids are such a new phenomenon too!

N.B. Only the UK has this little Moscow problem it seems?

In fact it'll give "Modern Prefabs For Sail" a whole new meaning won't it Our Adders?

Regards,


Fritz Von I'm really looking forward to that SKY Waller talking all the way through PMQ's today (if it's on that is), it is so nice of them to explain most news items to viewers isn't it, in case they get any silly ideas of their own.

When the dirty digger takes over ITV, he'll be able to choose the next PM without Tone's permission, Wunnee!!!*

Let's talk about FREEDOM*

I wonder what present day middle-aged long term employess of such Government Subsidised catastrophy's as the Post Office think about their colleagues who were pensioned off early through genuine illness and stress and are now boasting to the world how much they earn in fair playing field land?

I'd be well pissed off personally,not to mention the taxpayer naturally!

Still on the subject of Civil Serviles and so-called Public Servants, I can't but not recall my recent job. Although I was there for only 9 months all of my 'colleagues' did sickies during that period ranging from a fortnight onwards (including the Boss herself). Bearing in mind we get some 6 weeks paid leave here, as well as them regularly going to doctor/dentist etc appointments during working hours it was just like being in good old Blighty for awhile there.


Fritz Von I love being ignored personally, and would love any of them UK or here to try and get a job tomorrow in the real world (without contacts).

Eggy farts inside chocolate firegaurds come to mind!

quote:

Originally posted by Fisbey:
Mmmmm

I have to admit there is a personal element here (I'm somewhat sensitive at times, especially with children) which I can't overlook, I think this is the only thing in reality that I can alter, bearing in mind this particular childs mother had the theatre director up against a wall when her child 'wasn't getting the part she wanted'...

Not a nice situation at all....

I experienced the exact opposite, my parents would look at the theatre director in sheer dissbelief when I'd somehow manged to get a star part and both simultaneously look at him and shout in unison "Are You Stark Raving Loony Man?"


Fritz Von Turned out nice in the end though*

It's all about EGO you see*