Radioactive Poisoning in Sushi Bars:
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 25 November 2006
When you Chaps voted Teflon in for a second term even though you knew he'd lied over Iraq (avec Alisdair) and to date well over 200 soldiers are dead (many Black Watch to boot amongst their number) and countless injured and totally fucked which one never seems to hear about? did you really believe that just cos you've got a few quids extra on the old QT that everything would turn out cushty in the end, are you folks really that bloody stupid?
Regards,
Fritz Von Seemingly you Is, innit*
Parry! How on earth did Mrs Mick let you wear that tie John, it's Bally awfull, flower power indeed?
Shirts! Where it is?
N.B. I'm sitting in an internet Café in Stettin at present actually Chaps* (That's Poland by the way)

Regards,
Fritz Von Seemingly you Is, innit*
Parry! How on earth did Mrs Mick let you wear that tie John, it's Bally awfull, flower power indeed?
Shirts! Where it is?
N.B. I'm sitting in an internet Café in Stettin at present actually Chaps* (That's Poland by the way)
Posted on: 30 November 2006 by Fisbey
Good film that once were warriors, very thought provoking.
Posted on: 30 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Fisbey:
I sometimes think that the JW's are right when they say man can't govern himself - not that I'm thinking of joining you understand...
Strangely enough Our Fizzer they don't annoy/visit relatively poor Chaps so I wouldn't know! The psychological unemployment barrier here in Germany has today officially sunk below 4 Million, so with about 15 million more here than in UK and most of us as Our Mick quite rightly said yesterday renting out apartments instead of being happilly strung around the neck with a mortgage for life, and the UK population being totally strangled with private debt (not too mention PFI) and er, rising UNEMPLOYMENT (AM I LYING CHAPS) things are well Hunky Dory in SWINDON, innit*
Regards Chaps & Good Luck of course,
Your Fritzy*
P.S. Goldfarb is a German Jewish name connected with this current so-called Spy time-wasting manouver farce (INHO). Russia is renouned (as with many other lands worldwide) for it's anti-semitism, hence 1 Million plus Russian Jews living in er, Israel. Israel is also well renouned for its internal racism (No that's not anti-semetism Chaps, just the truth) and I'm wondering how long it will finally take before the connection is *officially' made, if ever at all at all?
Would you buy 90% of your gas from this Man?
John Reid is well out of his depth and is hopefully soon gonna show his real colours under duress*
Posted on: 30 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Just another little point Chaps to be ignored as per usual at your leisure. I was amazed at yesterday's comments about other NATO lands pulling their weight a bit more in Afghanistan, ie, being willing to send troops into more so-called dangerous areas. A big dig was made at Germany by the British Government which I personally found obnoxious to the extreme. Repeat British & German Troops work Brilliantly together as real Pros (Yanks not), Yanks have a totally different remit, ie, they can search & kill, er WE CAN'T You KEN? German forces; some 5,000 + have been in Afghanistan for over 5 years now (inc Combat specialists who's talents & respect need no airing), US forces are withdrawing bigstyle (in fact have done so), So please next time you're reading your bloody bullshite rags etc, remember the average British Tommy (Serving in the field NOW) respects and would rather be fighting alongside his German & Polish/European Comrades than undicilplined Yankee cowboys with big toys*
All comments gratefully received*
Regards,
Fritz Von Those areas are only dangerous because they've been made dangerous!
P.S. The German TV Licence fee is about the same as in the UK and I recently saw a local breakdown of the funds which surprised me indeed. The Colongne based 'GEZ' spreads these funds out to various major stations around the country as with UK's er, BBC? Berlin alone (Our local gaff is called RBB (Radio Berlin/Brandenburg) and gets a mega €480 Million annually, so gawd only knows what the British equivalents get, eh?
Party time, Sorry Chaps can't bore you with any more of my silly old thoughts, must dash and do my ting, innit*
Goodnight*
All comments gratefully received*
Regards,
Fritz Von Those areas are only dangerous because they've been made dangerous!
P.S. The German TV Licence fee is about the same as in the UK and I recently saw a local breakdown of the funds which surprised me indeed. The Colongne based 'GEZ' spreads these funds out to various major stations around the country as with UK's er, BBC? Berlin alone (Our local gaff is called RBB (Radio Berlin/Brandenburg) and gets a mega €480 Million annually, so gawd only knows what the British equivalents get, eh?
Party time, Sorry Chaps can't bore you with any more of my silly old thoughts, must dash and do my ting, innit*
Goodnight*
Posted on: 30 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by acad tsunami:
'Professor Stephen Hawking told BBC Radio 4's Today programme that scientists may be within 20 years of reaching his prediction in A Brief History of Time that mankind would one day "know the mind of God" by understanding all the laws which govern the universe'.
What a blooming idiot!
Acad Our Kid, You can't go around on here calling God a blooming idiot, you'll have Our Michk crawling to management once again getting you barred on grounds of Blasphemy Son*
Regards,
Fritz Von Don't worry Chaps I'm really away this time, you can sit at your PC's in peace undisturbed all night long, innit*
Till I get home that is, hehehehehehe, Our Luigi's little hairy balls come to mind!!!
Posted on: 30 November 2006 by acad tsunami
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
[QUOTE]
Till I get home that is, hehehehehehe, Our Luigi's little hairy balls come to mind!!!
DO you mind Fritz, I'm trying to eat me dinner!
Posted on: 01 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Chris Kelly:
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.
One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her
horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. Oh my
God, Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's
home early!
"I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!"
"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied.
He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your
problems!"
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out
the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly
discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual
marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of
them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend
in as best he could. After a while a small group of runners who had
been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. "Do you always
run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free!"
Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run carrying your
clothes with you under your arm?"
"Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get
dressed right at the end of the run and get into my car to go home."
Then a third runner cast her eyes a little lower and queried, "Do you
always wear a condom when you run?"
"Nope.........just when it's raining".
First time this month, Marvellous, you should work on the stage in New Zealand John*
Fritz Von Pulling string theories*
Posted on: 01 December 2006 by Beano
Operation Enduring Freedom ( Afghanistan)
Military Fatalities By Country:
Country Total
Australia 1
Canada 44
Denmark 3
France 9
Germany 18
Italy 9
Netherlands 4
Norway 1
Portugal 1
Romania 4
Spain 19
Sweden 2
UK 41
US 355
Total 511
Beano it'll give an Idea to what Country's are represented in theatre. I'm reliably informed that the figures are genuine and up to date.
Military Fatalities By Country:
Country Total
Australia 1
Canada 44
Denmark 3
France 9
Germany 18
Italy 9
Netherlands 4
Norway 1
Portugal 1
Romania 4
Spain 19
Sweden 2
UK 41
US 355
Total 511

Beano it'll give an Idea to what Country's are represented in theatre. I'm reliably informed that the figures are genuine and up to date.
Posted on: 01 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Luvvly Jubbly Our Beano, but what the delightful stats don't say is how many and when they are/were there John.
Fritz Von Many die due to accidents as in Iraq, the Yanks probably blued half of theirs anyway.
Before Hialliburton invaded Iraq, 1 Million Christians lived there (amazing! how did Sadders not know?) now there are about 200,000, I wonder if they went to live in Israel then?
Strangely enough I've hoildayed often in Old Zealand Our Deano, it's in er, Holland?
Regards,
Fritrz Von When did you say Maori women got the vote again? ah yes you didn't!
Fritz Von Many die due to accidents as in Iraq, the Yanks probably blued half of theirs anyway.
Before Hialliburton invaded Iraq, 1 Million Christians lived there (amazing! how did Sadders not know?) now there are about 200,000, I wonder if they went to live in Israel then?
quote:Originally posted by Deane F:quote:Originally posted by Rasher:
and show the world what a free, multi-rascial...
Rasher
Did you mean to say "multi-rascal" ?
Strangely enough I've hoildayed often in Old Zealand Our Deano, it's in er, Holland?
Regards,
Fritrz Von When did you say Maori women got the vote again? ah yes you didn't!
Posted on: 01 December 2006 by Beano

Most of the German deaths are Bomb disposal lads, who've lost their lives defusing ordnance. Seven of them was due to a helicopter crash. Only one was killed in a vehicle crash non hostile.
Posted on: 01 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Nice one Our Beano, but what I really wanted to see is figures in respect of how many were/are actually there in theatre, that's the clincher me old mate.
Regards,
Fritz Von Legalizing all drugs in UK would enable us to buy the opium and who knows with a bit of luck could start a new British Empire just for Our Mick!*
P.S. Who's noticed then that the ex er, 'Spy' died in London, after a sushi daan the Dilly, British Airways are being mentioned continuously, and John Reid seems important for 5 minutes?
Britain Britain Britain, this is what it's really all about as a diversionary tactic from real NEWS. I'm not a conspiracy theorist, just a clear (well red) eyed observer from a distance and what I see is absolutely ludicrous. Remember the fiasco earlier in the year re airports and hand luggage in the UK (NOBODY ELSE IN EUROPE PLAYED THE GAME) it's a fuckin game and nothing else, and even if an incident happens (like in Spain, remember SPAIN CHAPS?) even they didn't play the stupid fuckin mindless controlling game? WHY NOT?
Regards,
Fritz Von They're all daft and you're right it seems*
I wonder if Parry gives pennies to ex servicemen on the street (there's a lot out there Chaps and they're well fucked up, lazy scrounging pinko's).
Regards,
Fritz Von Legalizing all drugs in UK would enable us to buy the opium and who knows with a bit of luck could start a new British Empire just for Our Mick!*
P.S. Who's noticed then that the ex er, 'Spy' died in London, after a sushi daan the Dilly, British Airways are being mentioned continuously, and John Reid seems important for 5 minutes?
Britain Britain Britain, this is what it's really all about as a diversionary tactic from real NEWS. I'm not a conspiracy theorist, just a clear (well red) eyed observer from a distance and what I see is absolutely ludicrous. Remember the fiasco earlier in the year re airports and hand luggage in the UK (NOBODY ELSE IN EUROPE PLAYED THE GAME) it's a fuckin game and nothing else, and even if an incident happens (like in Spain, remember SPAIN CHAPS?) even they didn't play the stupid fuckin mindless controlling game? WHY NOT?
Regards,
Fritz Von They're all daft and you're right it seems*
I wonder if Parry gives pennies to ex servicemen on the street (there's a lot out there Chaps and they're well fucked up, lazy scrounging pinko's).
Posted on: 01 December 2006 by Beano
I'd like to know how many boots are actually on the ground as well, I've heard 3000-6000 in total being bandied about, which is far too ambiguous for me.
Posted on: 01 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I wonder if it's just coincidence that Japan & Germany turned out to be the most powerful Industrial houses in world history after WWII (was it British & Yankee tutoring I ask?).
Fritz Von We don't hear a lot about the Japanese ships in the Gulf, or in fact their military in Iraq do we, maybe they're not Hero's then?
Fritz Von We don't hear a lot about the Japanese ships in the Gulf, or in fact their military in Iraq do we, maybe they're not Hero's then?
Posted on: 01 December 2006 by sancho p
Perhaps not.
Oh.. were you being funny. That's different.
I try to avoid poison Sushi Bars myself.
And the normal sort.
Bye.
Sanch
Oh.. were you being funny. That's different.
I try to avoid poison Sushi Bars myself.
And the normal sort.
Bye.
Sanch
Posted on: 01 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by sancho p:
Perhaps not.
Oh.. were you being funny. That's different.
I try to avoid poison Sushi Bars myself.
And the normal sort.
Bye.
Sanch
Haven't got a scoobie doo what you're on about I'm afraid Son, as like Our Mick I'm uneducated?
Regards,
Fritz Von Where do you import your whiskey from then?
Posted on: 01 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by JWM:
Some of you may be spitting tacks, "infringement of civil liberties", but I just needed to say how delighted I AM about the smoking ban from 1 July 2007.
As a foretaste, I cannot tell you just how pleasant it was being in smoke-free pubs in Dublin.
Those wanting to smoke at pubs will still be able to - but from 01.07 they will have the choice that I (and the non-smoking majority of the British population) currently get if we want a smokefree drink at a pub - sit outside.
James
Especially the 24 hour ones*
Fritz Von When mankind becomes impotent who will be to blame?
Posted on: 01 December 2006 by sancho p
southern comfort
Louisville, Kentucky, USA
Sorry to go over your head old boy. Trust me, I know plonkers about nothing, so your not alone my friend.
What's Germany like now, any snow ?
Sanch
Louisville, Kentucky, USA
Sorry to go over your head old boy. Trust me, I know plonkers about nothing, so your not alone my friend.
What's Germany like now, any snow ?
Sanch
Posted on: 01 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by sancho p:
southern comfort
Louisville, Kentucky, USA
Sorry to go over your head old boy. Trust me, I know plonkers about nothing, so your not alone my friend.
What's Germany like now, any snow ?
Sanch
We don't have weather here Wack!
Regards,
Fritz Von Yankee shite is good for cleaning floors with*
quote:Originally posted by Steve Toy:
Don is right. We are overpopulated. The PC bragade and green fascists (apart from Pol Pot) would disagree of course. They would say that we should ride bicycles, all 6 billion and counting of us.
Two things make us breed irresponsibly (apart from financial incentives provided by the state): the orgasm and this life force thing. The first is entirely logical and can be enjoyed without procreation given modern day methods of contraception. The second is just plain stupid (or to get a council house.)
Well Said Our Steve, Mr P would be very proud of you, if indeed you are not actually he, that is?
Regards,
Fritz Von Nasty old typhoo down Our Acads way I hear!
Oddly enough I don't think I've ever seen Southern Comfort here! I did drink it once upon a time with ice & lemonade, a whiskey liqour if I recall, very sickly*
Posted on: 01 December 2006 by sancho p
Seriously, you've cleaned floors with American Whiskey ? Stuff from Germany is much better ?
You should take an iterest in mundane things old chop, do you a world of good.
Regards
Sancho
You should take an iterest in mundane things old chop, do you a world of good.
Regards
Sancho
Posted on: 01 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by sancho p:
Seriously, you've cleaned floors with American Whiskey ? Stuff from Germany is much better ?
You should take an iterest in mundane things old chop, do you a world of good.
Regards
Sancho
You mean like basic spelling perhaps?
Fritz Von Surviving day to day 'without cheating' is mundane enough thank you very much*
N.B. At last nights party my friend who put on a wonderful spread excelled himself with one particular dish (which I pigged on slightly)comprising of a sauce, dippy thingy, made of creme freche, fresh chives, chili, garlic, a touch of lemon zest and very dry sherry spread on a halved boiled egg, absolutely scrumptuous*
Posted on: 01 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Nigel Cavendish:
So are you a troll then, Sancho old bean?
Or a member of BNP, or something?
I don't know, just asking.
Perhaps you should be brave enough to put such a question to all members on this forum Cavvers Old lush, you Wally Brain!*
Regards,
Fritz Von World AIDS DAY too*
Posted on: 01 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Steve Toy:
It is not the West that is overpopulated.
West Drayton is absolutely intolerable Stevie Boy!
Regards,
Fritz Von And East End Boys*
Posted on: 01 December 2006 by sancho p
Perhaps if you didn't spend so much time on the internet you wouldn't be so cutting and sarcastic in your replies.
You might further find yourself less interested in bemaoning the problems of the world and focus on those closer to home (yourself perhaps).
But even my inability to spell must seem trite compared with the lofty concerns of the world you seem preoccupied with.
Regards
Sancho
You might further find yourself less interested in bemaoning the problems of the world and focus on those closer to home (yourself perhaps).
But even my inability to spell must seem trite compared with the lofty concerns of the world you seem preoccupied with.
Regards
Sancho
Posted on: 01 December 2006 by Beano
A bit of breaking news Fritz, Light up the sky with standard fireworks, the bloody Gas terminal is on fire here, not far from my house either, crap Picture taken a few moments ago

Posted on: 01 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by sancho p:
Perhaps if you didn't spend so much time on the internet you wouldn't be so cutting and sarcastic in your replies.
You might further find yourself less interested in bemaoning the problems of the world and focus on those closer to home (yourself perhaps).
But even my inability to spell must seem trite compared with the lofty concerns of the world you seem preoccupied with.
Regards
Sancho
Adam! sorry Pancho, I try not to be sarcastic as a rule, though cannot naturally interpret how others read my posts. With all due respect if you find being interested in current affairs and world politics boring then I can only ask you why are you posting on this thread? As regards cutting attacks, I'll only say that if I didn't think anybody I commented upon or replied to wasn't capable of being able to hack them I surely wouldn't do so, as well as asking myself once again why they bother to post on my only thread in the first place? (I only have one current thread if you haven't noticed). I am a NEWS Junkie, and make no aplogies for the fact, I enjoy the freedom of being able to think (on occassion) upon issues that affect both me (and the rest of the world as seen by all great egoists) and come to my own conclusions and hopefully imaginative results.
Regards,
Fritz Von Perhaps you should buy yourself a guitar and Our Mick'll teach you how to be a Star John!
N.B. ***** You wont get that with Russian Gas though Our beano, let's hope nobody is injured etc, looks nasty though Son dunnit*
Cheers,
Fritz Von As yew Gotta light Boy a yew gotta light?
Posted on: 01 December 2006 by Berlin Fritz
P.S. Pancho:
I can quite honestly say (I never lie on here) that whils't dancing, toking, boozing good fizz, puffin on a decent cigar or two, passionately kissing and groping at least ten women of varying nationalities, and prancin around the gaff with a vengeance I didn't think of the Padded Cell or the Internet once strangely enough John, What did you do last night then, it was thursday remember, washed yer hair did yer?
Regards,
Fritz Von Only give what you can take*
Acad Me Old Tosh: Michio Kaku is my Man on these things actually* "Hyperspace" check it out*
I can quite honestly say (I never lie on here) that whils't dancing, toking, boozing good fizz, puffin on a decent cigar or two, passionately kissing and groping at least ten women of varying nationalities, and prancin around the gaff with a vengeance I didn't think of the Padded Cell or the Internet once strangely enough John, What did you do last night then, it was thursday remember, washed yer hair did yer?
Regards,
Fritz Von Only give what you can take*
Acad Me Old Tosh: Michio Kaku is my Man on these things actually* "Hyperspace" check it out*