Radioactive Poisoning in Sushi Bars:

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Originally posted by Don Atkinson:

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Why a billion then?

Genocide would work - waddya think? Go on, suggest something.

I don't think genocide is an acceptable solution. I'm surprised that anybody would make such a suggestion.

If you take a look at Page one of this thread, I did make a suggestion. I haven't noticed many others, other than your suggestion of genocide, which I find alarming.

As for the West not being overpopulated, this doesn't sit easily with Eddington's report today about transport, nor reports earlier this week about our infrastucture being unable to cope.

The UK is definately overpopulated. We need to act, it won't sort itself out.

Cheers

Don

WHY?


Your Democratically elected government are doing brilliantly, deserve Oscars the lot of em*

Fritz Von Up the workers*

Its Gas Terminal Two and I'm pleased to say its under control, there's plenty of people watching it as well, who me Its definitely not your average flare stack burn off thats for sure

Bacon and sausage time.

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:


Acad Me Old Tosh: Michio Kaku is my Man on these things actually* "Hyperspace" check it out*

Fritz me old Big banger,

I have a lot of time for Michio kaku, he writes well and knows what he is talking about and he is one of the few who has some recognition of the role of conciousness innit* Yeah interesting grist to t'mill and who the hell is sancho and what's his game eh? This is the question for all good cosmologists I reckon.

regards etc.

Acad indeed

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Originally posted by Beano:
Its Gas Terminal Two and I'm pleased to say its under control, there's plenty of people watching it as well, who me Its definitely not your average flare stack burn off thats for sure

Bacon and sausage time.

I trust you've got an electric cooker then Our Beano, the Chief swears by them so he does!


Fritz Von I was amazed to see that Threshers advert above (more Booze pushing) I'd actually thought they'd gone bankrupt when I left the UK in 81, innit?


I'm gonna finally get my own bancruptcy thingy in motion on monday moaning at last (providing she doesn't do another sicky) bloody Civil Servants have always done 3 day weeks as far as I'm concerned*


I've got 400gs of fresh turkey breast which i Is gonna chop up, slowly fry in Cretian Holive Hoil wit jarlic and thonions, whn broon mix up with pre-steamed rice, and bung loads of that Thai sweet chili sauce over it with a good bottle of fizz and fresh OJ, Brrrp:


P.S. I'll freeze 50% of it for a rainly Christmas Day (well in theory at least).Brrp.

N.B. I'm on a meat trip at the moment, my Polish friends never stop when they're seriously drinking the old vodka, it's a national trait almost John, ask Our Fredders*

An old pal of mine Nova Scotia born, and long term Professor of English at Rouen University and now living in Quebec is probably very glad he doesn't reside in Ontario where it's apparently very difficult to buy er, Champagne?


Fritz Von And it makes me wonder*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I wonder how many future threads we'll see on here explaining to all and sundrie why England got totally wiped out in the current Ashes Tour?
Posted 00:22 23.11.06.

Fritz Von The excuses, the cheating, the dodgey balls*
*

Best to get it into place for the second test Chaps, What!


Fritz Von Yus My Dear![/QUOTE]



TRUTH WILL TRIUMPH

Our Mick told me earlier that his Missus has had a face lift, it's still not high enough though, he can still see it!

You know that Threshers advert that Our Adam binned a few hours ago! Guess where you can see it now?

Clue (Where Our Mick cannie Post) what a bunch of bleedin losers really*

This evenings entertainment has been too exciting, either that or the Dorset Pig we've just demolished acquired its smoked flavour in a crack house, because I've just typed into google the pink salmon show, instead of its real name It returned a recipe for Smoked Pink Salmon Sushi

The incandescent glow in the sky has disappeared, and replaced by huge amounts of sideways precipitation.

I trust that you'll all understandingly pay higher Council taxes Our Beano to compensate for the local environmental Kyoto connotations, innit?

Firegaurds,


Fritz Von We've gotta Boogie on a Friday night*

quote:

Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Chaps

And about time to.

For 57 years I have had to tolerate these selfish sods stinking everywhere out and the quicker fags are consigned to history the better.

Regards

Mick

Bit rich `coming from an ex Pubic schoolboy innit!

Fritz,
If I, or anyone else phoned the Gas Terminal asking about the fire... what fire, we've not got a fire, you must be mistaken. Environmental Fines enforced, my arse!

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Originally posted by Beano:
Fritz,
If I, or anyone else phoned the Gas Terminal asking about the fire... what fire, we've not got a fire, you must be mistaken. Environmental Fines enforced, my arse!

It used to be make em pay for the damage, now you pay for the damage prevention if you get my drift, that's the big money earner they're all aiming at on the old co² emission bullshit matey im me umble opine like*

quote:

Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Where I am going it not on the way out! Just one more reason to escape the pathetic UK Nanny State! There is law law for everything, and no possibility of taking responsibility, or not, here anymore.

I see your point of course, but I believe in "live and let live." In my view it should be a question addressed by landlords, who if it was economically sane would soon have banned smoking in their premisses.

Kindest regards from Fredrik

In the news here tonight as well Our Fredders, virtually no opposition to a ban in all public places and restaurants etc, but not pubs as yet. My local's Guvnor wants to make it into a private club like Our Mick's gaff for Chaps to smoke cigars etc, but it will damage buisiness, and would I be a member or not? I wonder.

Regards,


Fritz Von I personally can't help but smoke in the pub after a few shandies or ten* (A new thing actually, last year or so)

The Pope had decreed that all smoking will asap be banned in Poland too (except if you're Gay so you die quicker)*


Fritz Von You couldn't make it up*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I am a NEWS Junkie, and make no apologies for the fact, I enjoy the freedom of being able to think (on occassion) upon issues that affect both me (and the rest of the world as seen by all great egoists) and come to my own conclusions and hopefully imaginative results.


Regards,

I always find your threads interesting. I rarely post on them but I always read them. I find them never less than informative and frequently entertaining and you bring stories to my attention that I would probably otherwise miss or introduce a different angle to that which the media over here present.

More power to you.

Mike/John

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Originally posted by Chillkram:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I am a NEWS Junkie, and make no apologies for the fact, I enjoy the freedom of being able to think (on occassion) upon issues that affect both me (and the rest of the world as seen by all great egoists) and come to my own conclusions and hopefully imaginative results.


Regards,

I always find your threads interesting. I rarely post on them but I always read them. I find them never less than informative and frequently entertaining and you bring stories to my attention that I would probably otherwise miss or introduce a different angle to that which the media over here present.

More power to you.

Mike/John

Why thank you Grand Master, the cheque's in the post Sir*

Regards,


Fritz Von It's unbelievably easy to change the course of history as percieved by the gutter press reading masses, innit*

One will only be able to obtain fags from any vending machines in Germany as from 01.01.07. by first putting in a chip card of sorts proving that you are over 18 (not 16, 18).


Fritz Von Suits me fine*

I was thinking about doing a bit of street busking tomorrow (sorry to mention music on here Chaps I know it's only for cameras and mountain bikes) and hit the public with my "Give him money to shut him up song"


Goodnight*


Last time some cheeky git chucked a tuning fork into my guitar case?


I love this City*

When the Golden days of Virginia were flooding the British Empire with it's wealth, so one didn't know wether to smoke fine Opium (Victoria preferred Laudinum) or pure baccy pipes things indeed looked rosey. It was obvious to me from Day 1 that the London Congestion charge was a pilot scheme to eventually reach out to the whole country and hit every motorist with a greedy mile for mile 'Toll Tax' on environmental grounds. The loss in cigarette revinue will be huge, as well as the closing down and redundancies that ensue, so the Chancellor's coffers must be filled from another direction to please the fat cats in their cigar filled clubs.



Fritz Von I didn't know that the Dutchess of Cornwall was working class, or Churchill?

Beano you have private mail from me old Chap.

I was amused at reading Our Micks diatribe on the no smoking thread where he transformed it into a tale of all the good Chaps he knows, how rich they all are and some actually own 6 or more houses all over Europe. I've come across this kind of inverted snobbery and adoration for the 'so-called rich' before, and it amuses me greatly. The topic of conversation boasting about their next sale, while he looks on in awe! Do we see any of these Chaps posting on here? I fear not!

Regards,


Fritz Von Inverted snobbery is very very sad, and as previously stated when the Chaps stand here at the bar talking shop, they refer to their incomes in Net figures (usually monthly), well the Germans do that is, many Brits still prance around telling the whole world (who'll listen that is) that they're on 75K with a Beemer. YAWN YAWN YAWN* (It's Germany for Christs sake, everybody has a Beemer, even the dustman, and he smokes rollups) Salesmen all basically, and when the odd er, Educated person amongs't them shines through they all associate themselves with him or her and kid themselves they're the same somehow, they're not, they're salesmen, pure and simple, no matter which disguise you wish to wrap it in, innit*


Milk Coffee time methinks*

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Originally posted by sancho p:
old chop,
Sancho

Liverpool? - sounds more like Brighton or Hove, Actually.

Skidrow upon Mersey even!

Cheers,

Fritz Von Bur Surely Pancho's Spanish Juan?

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Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Acad

I am begining to like you. I think you can take over from me, I shall soon be hanging up my boots and you seem a worthy successor.

Thank goodness we still have some decent chaps left.

Regards

Mick

Don't listen to him Our Acad, he'll be so bored in Spain after a couple of months counting his money and assumed property value increases, he'll be dying to tell us all about it on here, it's not cricket to boast about such things at the Club you see, cos they arranged it all in the first place for him as he's such an amenable Chap*


Regards,


Fritz Von He's had more comebacks than Status Bloody Quo*

I watched an interesting little movie last night for the first time, and just up my street too, namely "Conspiracy Theory" with Mel Gibson & Patrick Stewart etc, (Check it out if you don't already know it, quite clever stuff). Amusingly living in a foreign land one quite often makes little mistakes in the old spoken language that make the locals larf, and it happens the other way around too of course. When referring to Gibson guitars most folk I know say Jibson (I fell about the first time) though with Mel Gibson, there's no problem! strange eh? There are some very funny word uses at times, so long as you're in good comapany (which I mainly am) and they don't see it as a piss take if you see what I mean?


Fritz Many Von Brits in Spain talk behind their backs and look down upon them as inferior, that doesn't happen here generally in my experience.*


Poof = Brothel*
Vater (pronounced Farter) = Father, etc, etc, for the early German staudents:

P.S. There's apparently a McDonalds car park near Heathrow that charges some �170 odd sovs to park there (private land), perhaps Our French friends could put a tent up?*

I kid you not!

N.B. The only contentious note with the new anti-smoking laws being implimented here is how to define a restaurant from a pub, as pubs will initially be exempt! Here in europe Bars & Restaurants can be open around the clock unlike in the UK (which has no 24 hour pubs to-date because you all voted against it didn't you, remember Chaps). Chaps are not tied up with Our Mick's bloody Magistrate annual licencing bullshit here, I don't like your face so you not having one, hence a large majority of British Freehouse licensees and Landlords are ex Chaps, Police, Military or what have you*

I expect most of you will already know of this, but for those that don't look & learn, innit.*

Regards,

Fritz Von That's yer Christmas Present Chaps!

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Originally posted by Adam Meredith:

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Originally posted by sancho p:
old chop,
Sancho

Liverpool? - sounds more like Brighton or Hove, Actually.

Is our Sancho posing as the former honourable member for Brighton & Hove Actually? I think we should be told. We want no posing here and no impostors either. Whatever next?

You Mean Our Nime is Back?


Regards,


Fritz Von The last comments on the old Mankind thread re the British Railway network getting £5 Billion a year investment for the last Decade is amusing to the extreme and must surely actually belong on the last short joke thread!!!


B-Ching*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
You Mean Our Nime is Back?

Many are not as they appear. Mr Blair is, apparently, a Lizard.


Leans back, admires recent photographs and strokes ball nutters.

(Now That's What I Call Infiltration.)