Radioactive Poisoning in Sushi Bars:

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Originally posted by Adam Meredith:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
You Mean Our Nime is Back?

Many are not as they appear. Mr Blair is, apparently, a Lizard.


Leans back, admires recent photographs and strokes ball nutters.

(Now That's What I Call Infiltration.)

Almost totally out of Finnair Our Adam!

Regards,


Fritz Von I've always liked Cindy Lauper though I must confess*

And we know that "Major Tom's a Junkie"

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Originally posted by andy c:

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A disappointing lack of posts on here from the England contingent now that the team are doing well.

I just let the team do the talking on the field...

I'm just off on the pop with one of your colleagues Our Andy, I don't think we'll be discussing er, cricket though somehow, though I will try, people tell me often that I'm very trying?


Regards,


Fritz Von Low fags hopefully too*

He's quite a decent Chap considering*

You know me John!


Goodnight*

Posted Sun 03 December 2006 06:13 Hide Post
The European Americans who recently celebrated Thanksgiving Day would never have survived without the True Native Americans help, they beat the fucking British Bullshit and survived to tell the tale.


Fritz Von I think of those kids recently killed in the schoolhouse by a madman, lest you forget*

Goodnight*

P.S. I am seriously quite amazed by the disturbing thread regarding the stalker of one of our esteemed members, especially as it is most of your wants to sell things and make money or so it seems to me in one way or another, ie, involving profiliing and targeting prospective customers wether they be Jehova's Witnessess, or car/unqualified IFA's (be honest now Chaps) so what is your Nanny State answer?

Do you want it both ways now, or do only Our Mick's Chaps Count?


I will make no comment as such, and will only allow you to use your imaginations to do what Berlin Fritz would do in a similar situation.

My e-mail address is known on here if you require further assistance, no credit cards accepted*

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Originally posted by Malky:
If you're going to pay this sort of money for a blended, then I would recommend splashing out on a single malt.
I've never tried Blue Label but I've yet to try a blend that bettered a single malt.

Yes that's a Jolly good idea Chaps! and as most Malt drinkers can't tell the difference blindfold between Highland Park and Martell. let them all drink Calvados instead.*



Regards,



Fritz Von Selling Pitches by the Pound*

What with today's congestion charge technology rolling in the old wonga very nicely thank you very much (I wonder what it's spent on then?), I often wish it were possible to have an audio version so that every time some prize wanker beeps their horn in a residential area in the middle of the night or on Sundays they get automatically taxed/fined, innit.*


Fritz Von Anti Social Braindead Bastards*


That's more betterer:

Fritz

So an inconsiderate motorist woke you up.

I am glad about that.

Now get off your arse and get a job and stop bogging this forum down with your useless drivel. Adam has already told you that you are tolerated under sufference or to put it more bluntly, he would like you to fuck off.

You often spout that those who do not vote are in no position to criticise politicians.

I will spout that scroungers like you who live off the backs of others are in no position to criticise anything or anybody like me or Matt or Cav, who have done more for society in a week than what a parasite like you has done in the last twenty years.

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Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Fritz

So an inconsiderate motorist woke you up.

I am glad about that.

Now get off your arse and get a job and stop bogging this forum down with your useless drivel. Adam has already told you that you are tolerated under sufference or to put it more bluntly, he would like you to fuck off.

You often spout that those who do not vote are in no position to criticise politicians.

I will spout that scroungers like you who live off the backs of others are in no position to criticise anything or anybody like me or Matt or Cav, who have done more for society in a week than what a parasite like you has done in the last twenty years.

Yes Michael, just before I clicked into this post I thought to myself what imaginative masterpiece has he concocted this time I wonder?, and low and behold about 95% of it was right on the old spot, though you do like this thread don't you Our Mick! Adam can vanish me at any time he so desires, though I'm sure he always appreciates your Percy Sugden-esque imput too.

Regards,


Fritz Von Yes another night of crying babys all over the neighbourhood, luvvly jubbly*


N.B. You'll be pleased to know I have my first Court appointment in the morning (providing she doesn't do yet another sicky that is) regarding my insolvency proceedings, you'll also be amused to hear that the cost of this privelege will amount to 50%+ of my present remaining debt to a bank, the original loan of which I've paid three times over already, this is just interest upon interest, the likes of you people's bloodline. The best bit is, when I'm in a position to pay any of this back over the next six years the Court officers get priority over the bank, now isn't that just Dandy Chaps!



P.P.S. Michael you should really curb your out of context foul language you know, you're not on the old Pink Salmon Show now you know, this is a decent thought-provoking forum for sensitive Chaps as well as the children that may be reading it*


Swindon did well I see*


Maybe you should cut down on your drinking John?

Fritz

If you had worked instead of doing nowt, you would not have been in debt. You have only yourself to blame.

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Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Fritz

If you had worked instead of doing nowt, you would not have been in debt. You have only yourself to blame.

As said afore youself, as with the majority of Chaps on this ere forum have debts that far outway mine by 1000's of percent I feel*

Regards,

Fritz Von Fact of life I'm afraid*


Great for geting into Chaps gardens with late at night


You forgot to answer my question about the political parties overdue er, loan repayments, you being an expert Spectator reader and all?

I could just imagine if Our Mick had been breathalised by the local PCSO waller, after a taxi driver had complained about being cut up by a leather clad madman on his clapped put old banger he'd nicked from Lord Montague in 1969.

Fritz Von Horse shit on Wiltshire country lanes, whatever next?

Apparently the Chaps at his club call him Boon behind his back, don't tell anybody though°!

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Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Snow in the Philipines? [Smiley]! Fredrik!

Arctic Pussy Our Fredders,

Regards,


Fritz Von Only rather nasty post typhoon mudslides at present it seems Old Bean*

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Originally posted by acad tsunami:
Mick, I sympathise. A bastard car driver nearly killed me in a head on near miss and forced me off the road. I turned round and gave chase, overtook him and waved him down. I got off my bike, walked to his window reached in and took his car key and rode off into the sunset leaving him stuck in the middle of the road in the middle of the countryside with a pile of other sunday drivers queueing up behind him. Lesson taught. I did feel sorry for his wife however.

Acad

Why! Was her husband from Swindon as well?

Cheers,

Fritz Von Mind yer language this is a family show Chaps*

Who's been to Dubei Airport then? You'll find over 1,000,000 bottles of JW piled up there, all for Allah so it is*

Dubai airport is my favourist in the world.

Acad von loads of mudslides here cos the illegal loggers pinch the trees and pay the local officials to turn a blind eye innit* If they do it round here I'd send me moggie after them PDQ.

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Originally posted by acad tsunami:
Dubai airport is my favourist in the world.

Acad von loads of mudslides here cos the illegal loggers pinch the trees and pay the local officials to turn a blind eye innit* If they do it round here I'd send me moggie after them PDQ.

Better check to see if Our Mick's Chaps have got any investment interests there so that they can instantly withdraw in protest and disgust at such missuse of commercial rape, and get advice from 2 Jags instead!


Fritz Von I love Scousers me!


Pretty explosive in East Sussex I see!

Our Micks latest investment is in his patented nasal strimmer seen here being tested on an innocent member of the public

What with all of his financial boasting and obvious brilliant Consultant's acumine you'd have thought he would have called the thread "Spare a thought for the rich motorcyclist" really wouldn't you John?

Fritz Von I personally remove my nasal hairs with a lighter*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

Fritz Von I personally remove my nasal hairs with a lighter*

Our mr.Smith will be well impressed by that. He's been a bit quiet of late and one wonders why?

I see that the Catholic Church in the US has just forked out some $70 Million to sexually abused victims by er, priests then!

Fritz Von I wonder If Our Mick will go bleating to Our Adam again and complain of my so-called blasphemy, what with it being the 1st of Advent and all, innit Chaps?

Just think as one has to use a chip card to prove age here after 01.01.07. to buy fags from a machine wether one uses ones medical insurance card or bank card etc, they'll know just how many ciggies you've brought. Are you a smoker Sir? Of course not John!

Fritz Von As mentioned earlier most salesmen like Our Mick spend most of their time profiling potential targets and therefore know all about them, quite legally, easy really, innit*


Should the new affordable 2 Jags prefab housing built on known flood plains and uninsurable areas be compared with illegal logging in Asia?

Has Our Mick Brillo Padded his helmet properly yet, that is the question? a good wazz with the old wire wool polishes up the old head piece more betterer than windowleen even, or so I'm told anyway!

Manure's great for ponds too*

Adam Old Chap! Guess who the Irons are playing in the next round of the FA Cup in January then?



Regards,


Fritz Von No! not Liverpool, it's bloody Skidrow on Sea Albion innit me old Chop*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Adam Old Chap! Guess who the Irons are playing in the next round of the FA Cup in January then?

old Chop*

I am ill equipped to guess as I do not follow golf.

Good luck tomorrow Fritz.

Beano

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Originally posted by Beano:
Good luck tomorrow Fritz.

Beano

Cheers Young Beano I've just heard that two firemen died in the Sussex fireworks factory bang pretty naughty news innit (people I have a lot of time for, unlike certain other so-called servile civils), is your Gas thingy all out now John?

Regards,

Fritz Von Don't forget to eat yer fresh Californian wallnuts, great for alzheimer prevention (honnist)*

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Originally posted by bob mccluckie:
Mick
Did any of them know you perchance?

Do you mind Bobby Boy, I nearly bloody choked on my claret there Son*

Cheers,


Fritz Von I can just imagine him pretending to be Arnie with one of his antique English sawn off pump action shotguns under arm coolly sayin "I'll be back Horse"

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Originally posted by Adam Meredith:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Adam Old Chap! Guess who the Irons are playing in the next round of the FA Cup in January then?

old Chop*

I am ill equipped to guess as I do not follow golf.

Not what I heard at the 19th hole John*

I ain't sayin nuffin though*

Regards,


Fritz Von Keepin em ot*

P.S. It's lucky that I didn't attend a highly diciplined and character building Pubic school as a nipper wasn't it! otherwise I'd most probably be snitching on fellow Chaps and members on here by now wouldn't I John, like all well diciplined Chaps who got lost en-route*

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Originally posted by Beano:
"Turned out nice again, hasn't it"...

Mental Pictures I love em!

Beano Oh Dear Mother.

Not too impartial to a bit of the old Salvador either mesen John as it appens Squire*

Regards,

Fritz Von I wonder if Our Mick's got the Grandkids to wax the bugger as well, and were they actually paid for their labours, I cannie imagine himself getting his hands dirty, that's far too working Class?