Radioactive Poisoning in Sushi Bars:

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Originally posted by Steve Toy:
It is both commercial and religious. The commercial aspect ends where the religious one begins - on the 24th December.

I wish I'd gone to Cambridge John!

Regards,

Fritz Von What one does learn on this ere forum*

P.S. My above comments to Our Fredders about Russia not wanting British Milk as it doesn't comply with European & Other TB standards, are to be read on DEFRA'S own website, have been published over the last year in various Trade Journal's and you Chaps should naturally not take my word for it, innit.

Or Parry's for that matter either, he never quotes his sources, just makes em up as he goes along*

Prove me wrong!

N.B. Regarding my old Scouse git again, he was a bit of an artist in his own way (various dicplines), and it's strange to look at his work now (which I always found very juvenile hippy before). His long term girlfriend was here earlier to tell me the Cop news, and mentioned how she looked at his stuff differently now as well. He's got quite a few hanging in various private flats and cafe's & pubs actually, hopefully he left them some nice unpaid bills too?

I do not mean this morbidly and we were not exactly bosom pals, though he did live here once too (in my naive ignorance of Scousers at the time), ah well, one less to think about, innit*

Literally �Billions are spent in and around New Year (Sylvester) here on fireworks. They are relatively cheap compared to the ludicrous prices I recall in UK, and every year the subject and warning of buying illegal fireworks comes up (Chinese and er, Polish) mainly. The recent British trajedy in Sussex will eventually get on to the Mickey Mouse way those 'Explosives' were stored etc, etc, and it even made yesterday's Main Headline *Local Berlin' & National Newspaper News here as well (with picture) surprisingly enough?

Fritz Von So Now You Know Chaps, and as tragic as losing two of Britain's finest truly is, it's hardly World News now is it!*


Wait for the fireworks to really begin (I smell REID here once again).

P.S. I reckon all prospective car drivers should pass a test on a pushbike first (don't pass No licence pure and simple)*

No disabled pedants please*


Mmm Kebab for brekkers, Yummy*

Padded Cell
We know you have other interests so here's a quiet room where you can talk about F1, mountain bikes, computers and whatever else takes your fancy.



Wot then?

P.S. When Senor Parry used dreadful expletive language towards me the other day on here cos his bike got dirty, as well as protecting his chums, who'd all previously also insulted me on here in the past in a manner that no other member (Senior even) would tolerate for a minute, I thought to mesen, "hang on Fritz, would you really want to drink in a club or pub with louts like these who when full of shandy and French cider are probably ten times more worserer than on here even with their inverted snobbery and blatant arrogance, gobbin off about their Christmas bonus's & shotguns, innit*

Fritz Von Thank God for Our Fredders and other such Gentlemen on here (the majority in my view for what it's worth) who keep the tone and level of intelligence here up to an appropiately interesting level*


Inverted snobbery along with extreme blind hypocrisy and greed are the stuff that start Wars, usually faught by other people's sons other than those afore-mentioned*



I purchsed this little cracker in 1985 for DM280 (Lot of dosh then), it's very well travelled and has seen serious hot & cold action and still works a treat, a great little investment in fact*

Full Moon tonight Chaps, watch out for crazed Fountain Pen fanatics*

Still on the subject of Human Psychology (Not boasting about getting thrown off of an internet forum on yet another internet forum?). A case that's in the news here tonight is of a seriously tough Mother who for years has worked bloody hard and successfully & lovingly looked after her two mentally & physically handicapped sons (one 35 the other 22) who were able to work in a little workshop for such folk. Mother got herself a boyfriend, who it seemed got tired of it all and (seemingly?) killed all three, then took poison himself leaving a strange letter behind yesterday. The question related to neighbours naturally too as it was in a rough poor part of Swindon, I mean East Berlin ourskirts, and why nobody noticed anything, until the guy moved in they were all seemingly happy, and were seen getting into the old jolly bus of a morning en-route to work.

Fritz Von Nowt so strange as folk it seems, innit*



Full Moon in the Gluepot, what a thought! Eeek:

A certain person mentioned on here on more than one occassion how he used to drive his XJ6 well over the top, and now he's bleating about lorries cos he's obviouisly too close up their asses on his old banger and if crashed would potentially endanger those behind him as well travelling at a safe distance:

Points off in Swansea I reckon Chaps!*

Luck there's no coppers about on here, innit Chaps*
Just seen a report regarding the Families of British Troops killed in action having to pay up to �600 for inquest documents to actually find out how their people died.

What a bloody Country ,Really, Bloody Disgraceful� & Now the Government has been embarrassed into action (as per always), where's gobshite Reid now then?

Did you know that only 24 people have ever left the Earth's Orbit?


Fritz Von Norra Lorra Chaps are aware of this!



Or care much either I shouldn't wonder?


Goodnight, (Off to work now) unpaid naturally:

Chaps

A few chaps and myself had a pleasant lunch time break in the Gluepot (yes it does exist) and they serve a very good beer, Hop back, brewed in Salisbury.

I did buy a round, honest, and there was six of us so after six pints of that, we all thought bugger it and stayed the afternoon and had a few more.

Best of all, I got paid for it and the beer went down on expenses, so Fritzy baby, having a job isn't all bad.

So give it a go.

Regards

Mick

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Originally posted by acad tsunami:
Another useful website

It looks excellent Our Acad, innit*

Fritz Von Life's a Beach!

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Originally posted by Beano:
Little white things darting about on the screen.

Could be yer trackin Beano Old Horse?

Regards,

Fritz Von no flies on me John!*

Here's one for Our Andy*

And this one reminded me of Our Fredders for some reason?



Cannie mind who this one made me recall though?

N.B. Yes I remember a nice pint or two of John Devonish or Wessex best Bitter in the Old Glue Pot in the early 80's, a much nicer class of clientel in those days though you understand Chaps! no rowdies gobbin off about thier earnings to all and sundrie who don't want to listen.

A real Railway Village too then of course*

'I did buy a round, honest,...'


'Best of all, I got paid for it and the beer went down on expenses...'

Then he didnt really buy a round at all did he? What a scamp eh?

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Originally posted by acad tsunami:
'I did buy a round, honest,...'


'Best of all, I got paid for it and the beer went down on expenses...'

Then he didnt really buy a round at all did he? What a scamp eh?

That's why people waste half the evening farting about paying for every drink in England Our Acad instead of being served by waiting staff and paying at the end like in any normal civilised country*


Fritz Von Time for a bit of talk radio methinks, check it out online sometime, it's amusing stuff*


Bon Nacht! or was it Guten Soir?*

Dear fritz,

Civilised, uncluding Poland, at that rate! [Still alive, but several drinks etc, later Smiley]. Fredrik!
[Forty-five years and a day old Smiley]!

I see the soft target that is the British motorist is getting targeted once again in the form of Our Gordon's new petrol increases to help pay for the illegal war in Iraq.


Fritz Von They'll take anything the good old motorist, wether it be Council taxes through the roof on well over-assessed property prices or mileage charges, they just don't seem to care do they?


Perhaps all vehicle owners in UK should not buy any fuel for say two weeks (right across the board) and then see what happens, they could well learn from the French example, and No! I don't mean Unon action either, I mean people action, that's what Democracy's all about Chaps.


Who remembers Democracy then?

Spot the PFI Costs!

What Ho Chaps!

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Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Dear fritz,

Civilised, uncluding Poland, at that rate! [Still alive, but several drinks etc, later Smiley]. Fredrik!
[Forty-five years and a day old Smiley]!

Well done Our Fredders, and I bet you bought your share of the drinks too didn't you, birthday or not!


Regards,


Fritz Von I remember when I was 45 once!*

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Originally posted by acad tsunami:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Chillkram:
Now, these seem like my kind of demons. Slightly unruly, yes, but actually rather civilised when it comes down to it old chap:

Agta, Bawa, and Ungo

Yes Mark, there are demons to suit all tastes here and the list is by no means comprehensive! If you were tell a filipino you were going to Siquijor you would the see the colour quickly drain from their face and you would be told NOT to go there for fear of your life but in fact it is a gem of an island full of the friendliest people. There are a number of healers deep in the woods who brew strange concoctions from herbs and roots but they are very benign. I am sure the bad press comes from the Catholic church![/QUOTE]

Make sure you don't get snitched on to management for blaspheming on here Our Acad*


Regards,



Fritz Von Some say that all organized religions are the root cause of world problems and fear amongst poor little old mankind?



Enjoyed "Good Moaning Vietnam" again yesterday even though it wasn't in English, and coincidentally enough Larry King interviewed a Lady earlier called Kathy Griffin who's almost a female version of early standup Robin Williams, quite a character, check her out!


And then there was mass stand up comedy in the form of PMQ's & The Pre-Budget Speech from the Chancellor in the Hoose of Common as muck and highly tasteful plastic blow up Father Christmases all the way from America*


Martin Luther has a lot to answer for I reckon! (The Old Anti- Semitic Git)*

Homo Parryensis ?

Leg or breasts?

Arnie's wife refuses to believe it was possible

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Originally posted by bob mccluckie:
Nowadays some old fart reports kids for playing football in the street and they end up with an asbo not an England place.

It's well lucky that so-called authorities (non elected) across the land haven't sold off thousands of valuable school playing fields to Our Mick's chums for fast short-term buck making er, private development then innit Bobby Boy?


Regards,


Fritz Von Naturally they can play on them later if they pay a fee (for something that belongs to them in the first place), Hackney Marshes & Wanstead Flats come to mind which will be raped for the Olympics for instance*


Wemberleeeee*

P.S. Acad me old China! Thal is the German word for Valley (Near modern Düsseldorf if I recall collectly?) You passed on five questions ****

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
[QUOTE]

P.S. Acad me old China! Thal is the German word for Valley (Near modern Düsseldorf if I recall collectly?) You passed on five questions ****

Fritz me old bone picker (paletologist) I is aware of this fact - Discovered by Johann Fuhlrott in 1856 in a small cave at Feldhofer in the Neander Valley in Germany.

Australopithecus boisei



Homo Georgicus

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Originally posted by acad tsunami:

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
[QUOTE]

P.S. Acad me old China! Thal is the German word for Valley (Near modern D�sseldorf if I recall collectly?) You passed on five questions ****

Fritz me old bone picker (paletologist)I is aware of this fact - Discovered by Johann Fuhlrott in 1856 in a small cave at Feldhofer in the Neander Valley in Germany.

Well done Our Acad! Still on the subject of Primeval Man, the latest little game in Ingerland is a thingy called "Relative Poverty", now this doesn't relate to say some poor bugger who can't keep fed or warm (in the UK) it's more to do with my neighbour has some decent Naim Kit, but I've only got a whatever, etc, etc, and this is seemingly being taken on as a serious concept?


Regards,


Fritz Von It's just been announced that the largest research project of it's kind has concluded that mobile phone use cannot be related to brain tumours/Cancer etc, at all at all? What interests me here is that we always give the Yanks stick for being insular etc, but this is pure British Bullshit for the British Public this time around in my opinion, cos nobody else buys it for a minute. China is Britain's biggest prospective future mobile phone market, and it made things very clear well over a year ago that British regs weren't good enough and it required less microwave emmission if it was going to pay the big bucks (fair enough too I reckon).


P.S. I've never owned a mobile (known here as Handy's)(Yuppies handbags in Sweden) for that very reason, as well as nobody wanting to ring me anyway naturally*

Young children are far more at risk I feel*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
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Fritz Von It's just been announced that the largest research project of it's kind has concluded that mobile phone use cannot be related to brain tumours/Cancer etc,

Was it sponsored by Vodafone our Fritz?

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Originally posted by acad tsunami:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
[QUOTE]

Fritz Von It's just been announced that the largest research project of it's kind has concluded that mobile phone use cannot be related to brain tumours/Cancer etc,

Was it sponsored by Vodafone our Fritz?

How could you suggest such a thing Our Acad?


Nice Pics by the way John!



Yours Aye Laddie:

Who are those two then?

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Originally posted by acad tsunami:
Who are those two then?

They are West Ham United's New Strikers, Cool as you like, so they are!

Fritz Von If you read the bottom of that last link, you'll find many a Parry³:

Water on Mars, that's a lucky break for Bushy innit Chaps!

I thought they were two more homos!