Down Mexico Way

I was thinking that when Melanie played here the other day, besides those 'Music Fans' who showed their true colours by commenting upon on how fuckable she now isn't in their perfick eyes, and probably have very fine home hifi systems too, what really makes them tick in their tiny little minds; and I wonder if they'll attempt to 'educate' future sons in the same way, innit?

Fritz von Neil just laughed though*

Bloody Canadans from Canadia Eh!


Goodnight

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Fritz von Nice to see the departure of the brilliant Alan Shearer (possible future England Boss I feel) being totally ignored on here, ah well it is a music forum afterall, innit*

Not ignored up here Fritz. I was at his testimonial on Thursday with 52,000 others, and at the Stadium of Sh*te for his last competitive game. Going to be impossible to replace, like for like.

Thought your boys had the beating of Liverpool yesterday, but they did not press their advantage in extra time when the Scousers were knackered. Best cup final for years though.

Nic

I must admit I was quite surprised by the news that 237+ people were killed in UK last year by
stabbings. Now we all know that area's around the country aren't quite as safe as they were and that a brutal local killing of an old Grannie etc, by brave missunderstood Yoofs, is hardly even page 5 stuff these days in the local rags. Even to PE standards though (who do their very best), I'm amazed that this statistic has been kept under wraps on a so-called national press level (until now), I'm most taken aback at how this has been kept out of the main news for so long (is this a new Home Secretary coming clean at last I wonder?).


Fritz von Went out with a right old goer once who piloted jets for BA of an evening, she did overdo the old Charlie a touch though I must say, (only on duty you understand), a right little fly by night she was too, innit*



Our Mick's learning Spanish appaarently as it's soon to become an Official US language (Wanna BET? You ain't seen nuffink yet)*



Luigi! an Italian was badly beaten here in a racial attack two days ago (first time ever), mabe you should stay in England where it's safe my old wine slugger, and percentage poster (even more than me, though granted I only write quality stuff, and you had a reason not to understand them, the others on here are just dumm boys, and two-timers from the old PInk Salmon Swearing Show* innit*

quote:

Originally posted by Derek Wright:
I would love to have Georgia O'Keefe's painting of Ranchos de Taos Church


but I have to make do with with an image by an original Wright of the same subject

A carton a Jacobs crackers and Wallace & Gromit would demolish both of those in under an hour methinks*


Fritz von Fly the flag, cos sod all else will*

Naughty new virus about apparently, especially when looking at short filums, I ain't sayin nuffin though*

Fritz von I wonder if BA will strike again soon?*

A colleague is soon off to Seattle with KLM, she booked online, paid online, will check in online, and won't be treated like Parry*

It's as simple as that*

Fritz von BA are a disgrace*


I didn't know that KLM is the worlds oldest Real Airline after Quantas?

I suppose that with the first canned beer (remember 'in the world' refers to when a British firm advertizers) ie, in the 'British world' Long Life (Ind-Coop), or wether you just believe what you want to believe cos it's not in your interests to do otherwise! Mackeson, Ruth Ellis and James Hanratty were all good drops in their own ways too, no strings attached and terrible puns for old rope or rape even, but to be serious to instil some kind of British Citizensness into young school children as I've seen put forward today by various er, media doctrines, or rather indoctrination merchants (disguised as something else) is almost tantamount to the kind of psychological blackmail garbage that goes on in today's Israel for instance on a regular basis as far as I can see*


Fritz von They cannie see the trees for burnham wood*


Goodnight fellow Zombies*

PB strikes again

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Originally posted by Polarbear:
PB strikes again

What the fuck's the Cat got to do with anything?

Cat, bear mate, bear

Talking of Moggies, I've just quit an Italian music forum cos nobody believed I was really a €uropean living in Berlin (near Hertford Norf) and London born!


Ah Well, Bon Soir as the Neopolitano's say, innit*


Regards,


Fritz von I didn't know Bellendsconi owned Milan FC?

anyone seen an I.T.?

quote:

Originally posted by Polarbear:
PB strikes again

And I thought he was a goalkeeper?*

Whilst enjoying a pretty interesting world debate on BBC TV at the weekend, I was struck by the point of them actually showing the clock of how many people had (to-date) voted in their poll, so one could get a 'true' idea of percentage, etc.

Fritz von Shame a certain other news channel of the Millenimumumum and uniworse did the same with their daily er, 'polls' wouldn't it be nice to see the er, real figures* I don't think so somehow, innit*

Our Luigi mailed me recently too (privately) I took a monet or two to work out who it was though actually, innit*


Fritz von He'll be comin raand der maantin when he comes***

I assume he got my address from an old post, innit? (you know the one with the four rusty nails in it, innit!

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

quote:

Originally posted by Polarbear:
PB strikes again

And I thought he was a goalkeeper?*

Hatchet man

Was it Our Mick I wonder? Just watched an eminent employee of this organization being interviewed on Hard Talk wow did he talk some serious energy sense or what? (takes one to know one I suppose) (even the Israeli's would like this guy I reckon!


Fritz von I've sure come across some dumm thickie cookie's in my time but this geezer sure ain't one of them, so find out more, if you're at all at all interested, if not enjoy Noel Edmunds instead*

I bet Our Adam could find a a way of helping me unsubscribe from the forum if I asked him nicely?


Fritz von There you go Sir I've put a nice extra bit of brisket in there and a couple of chipolatas, for Mrs Sir too, cos I do know how she does like her chipolatas doesn't she Sir*

Literally moments ago the news channel of the year was interviewing an er, 'MP' in London about the banning of the drought. Interestingly enough (cheese & crackers halway in me norf & Saaf) he informed us all that if one lived in Berlin (in contrast to London) you'd use 25% less water and pay 3 times more. Well Well I thought, how the chaps in the old Padded Well will larf and chuckle at that (not to mention Thames water etc, being German owned). Since living here for over 25 years (as a private individual) I have er, never-ever (I repeat NEVER) had a water bill, and neither has the rest of the population as far as I'm aware, as well as it being highly drinkable too.


Fritz von I'm amazed at such blatant bullshit lying and missrepresentation, perhaps old 7UP should complain to him, they'll be tearing the old fence down next, innit*


Simply Rubbish³

The Sky Being like the Sun, watched & looked at by tens of millions in UK who believe what they see; it is relevant*

I'm looking forward to seeing how the new Home Secretary "Oh Fuck not Health Reid" deals with the soon to come Tory question of how he feels about Ministers throwing away tens of thousands of public lobby pettion signatures (found on a skip) and completely ignoring them?

Fritz von Democracy I suppose innit John*

Parry thinks he's Sting already*

Fritz von 'A year has past since I wrote my note'



What a surprise Spain is gonna be for Our Mick, though I'm sure he knows it all already, cos his mate's told him (which in code means get yer wallet over here yer tight old git)*

Just imagine if the Pentagon hadn't invented the internet for us all to use and enjoy, how insecure everything would be!!!* Wanna Bet?

quote:

Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Chaps

Anyone want a Lowden F32C ?

Bloody thing

Mick

Fritz von I had a secretary once who always blamed the tools*


Sell it as a double deal with your B&B Pension deal Our Mick down at the old Villa Bella II, innit*


No strings attached, and yes we know you came from a broken home (you broke it) and Public School treated you well (Borstal) but all the same, now Rumania's joining er, €urope you really should buy (Invest) there (can you shoot)?*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I bet Our Adam could find a a way of helping me unsubscribe from the forum if I asked him nicely?

I'm sure that many people would be more than happy to help.

I wonder how many would bother to read your fascinating scribbles on your own blogs.

Should Our Mick and 7UP become Dutch MP's I wonder?



Fritz von I was well stunned though not shocked that over 1600 wankers have visited my blog already, and what with the price of water these days too, innit Jacob was called Israel later of course* Whatta Cracker! it's the way I sell em



Goodnight Losers*