Missusing One's Physical Dissabilities !

I got banned from a pub in London once (mistaken identity of course) and I must admit I was pretty pissed off at the time, but left anyway without causing a scene, they wouldn't give me a refund on all the pints I'd downed there either strangely enough !

Fritz Von I've found a much nicer sort of boozer now, really up market and civilised so it is, though I do have to mind me fucking P's & Q's on occassion, just like everybody else, innit

Wouldn't you just LOVE to see Fritz' big sister !

I know yer mean't 'Fritz's' Big sister Jim, but tekkin into account that you have had a different education system up there noo for aboot a Century, there's no problem in the auld understandin at least, innit; and believe me Pal, Yer wouldnee really want t'see her, no, yer really wouldnee, yer business would soon be Doomed, especially from the lunches that you'd kindly be a'payin fer.

Fritz Von Never be tempting the Providence now

Berlin Fritz

You are a colourful character judging from the post you put up. For us newer forum members, do you mind telling us a little of yourself?

He's afraid he cannae tell ye more at this stage innit.

Nice try

Wellyspyder,

To misquote Churchill:

Berlin Fritz is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma; perhaps there is a key - only he knows.

B

quote:

Originally posted by wellyspyder:
Nice try

That's what he always says when anybody asks a personal question. Fritz doesn't answer personal questions.

He does volunteer personal information - but that's not the same.

You want a brief summary of his volunteered information?

Bugger! I can't bring myself to say it.

Har har har ........nevermind