What a puppet!
Posted by: Voltaire on 10 January 2008
I live quite close to Jason Bonham (son of Led Zep drummer) soo close in fact that we share a postman.
I just found out that my postman delivered to Jason Bonham a few months ago and Jason came out and, to cut a long story short, he asked my postman if he wanted a couple of backstage passes to the Led Zep gig.
'Erm, when is it?', my postman asked.
Jason told him and my postman thought about it and said... 'Aww, thanks for the offer but I'm busy that weekend (which he was)'.
I just found out that my postman delivered to Jason Bonham a few months ago and Jason came out and, to cut a long story short, he asked my postman if he wanted a couple of backstage passes to the Led Zep gig.
'Erm, when is it?', my postman asked.
Jason told him and my postman thought about it and said... 'Aww, thanks for the offer but I'm busy that weekend (which he was)'.
perhaps thats why some of my mail fails to arrive "not the brightest bunch" 
Maybe you need to change jobs......... milkman, postie, window cleaner. It'll be worth it in the end 
i might even apply for the vacant managers job at a certain NE premier football club - you never know! 