Word and Grammar Rage

Posted by: JWM on 06 September 2008

I thought it might be helpful for the Forum to have a "Pedants' Corner" where the Forum pedants could get off their chest (or should that be 'chests'?) their word and grammar rage from Forum posts.

Yours, a keen pedant himself, but who on this Forum leaves it behind for friendship's sake,

James
Posted on: 21 September 2008 by 151
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Originally posted by 151:
Or, she's off.Last edited by: Adam Meredith,
Little things.
Posted on: 21 September 2008 by Adam Meredith
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Originally posted by 151:
Little things.


Just making the best of a bad world.
Posted on: 24 September 2008 by Wolf2
Consciousmess, I was stumped on that too many times, I solved the problem: when I want to use the word "which" I switch it to the word "that", and probably 50% of the time I'm "write"!
TADAH!

Good thing about MS Word is that it underlines the word that is wrong in green and that is usually "which" for me.

Or should it be "That" is usually "which" for me? Confused
Posted on: 24 September 2008 by Florestan
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when I want to use the word "which" I switch it to the word "that", and probably 50% of the time I'm "write"!


Yes, you are "right" or wait, I think you are wrong to "write" this or is it too presumptuous of me to "right" this wrong...I don't know anymore.

I do not know if this is the correct reasoning but I use the following to eliminate most of the "which" and "that" confusion.

"Which" is only used when referring to "things" but not to "people." "That" always refers to people.

The harder, secondary, rule to remember is that you always use "which" in a nonrestrictive clause and you always use "that" in a restrictive clause.

Hope this helps somewhat.

Best Regards,
Doug
Posted on: 25 September 2008 by Ears
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Originally posted by Major-Tom:
Saw a couple of beauts the other day which bought the pedant in me to the fore


How much did the beauts pay for the pedant in me to the fore?
Posted on: 25 September 2008 by Major-Tom
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Originally posted by Ears:
quote:
Originally posted by Major-Tom:
Saw a couple of beauts the other day which bought the pedant in me to the fore


How much did the beauts pay for the pedant in me to the fore?


Discretion prohibits disclosure Winker
Posted on: 25 September 2008 by Ears
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Originally posted by Major-Tom:
Discretion prohibits disclosure Winker


I like your style... and the full stop.
Posted on: 29 September 2008 by Ears
Having heard that many of our athletes have "medalled", I wonder how long it will be before we hear that Lewis Hamilton has "podiumed" (or "podiummed").
Posted on: 29 September 2008 by 151
He "podiumed" (or "podiummed")yesterday. Winker
Posted on: 30 September 2008 by Tarquin Maynard - Portly
There is no noun that cannot be verbed...
Posted on: 06 October 2008 by JWM
'Of' instead of 'have'. As in, 'he can't of...' Gnnnnng.
Posted on: 07 October 2008 by Wolf2
this is a great entertainment, very funny posts and some I have used. Eek
Posted on: 08 October 2008 by JWM
'Ink' instead of 'ing'. As in, 'nothink'. Gnnnnng.
Posted on: 08 October 2008 by Major-Tom
Nuffink, surely ?
Posted on: 08 October 2008 by Ears
As we often hear "wrought havoc", perhaps we shall see "wreaked iron".
Posted on: 08 October 2008 by Massimo Bertola
Good afternoon,

I think that I will no more have the nerve to post a single thread, let alone to use any abbreviation in my written english. Unfortunately my knowledge of your language does not allow me to take part in the joke but I surely would have loved to!

Yours sincerely,
Massimo, the scared foreigner
Posted on: 08 October 2008 by Major-Tom
No need to be scared Massimo, I'll wager that your command of English is better than that of many native English speakers!
Here's another source of annoyance...Upon entering a shop I'm often asked by the shop assistant (usually a teenager).." Y'all right there?"...Yes, I'm fine here! or ..no, I saw your shop & thought I'd pop in & have a heart attack!. Similarly,..."Can I help you at all?" To my way of thinking, the addition of 'at all' suggests that they're not confident in asking the question or are apologising for asking the question for some reason.

Yours in pedantry
MT
Posted on: 08 October 2008 by Wolf2
20+ years ago there was a major condescension of Can I help you? by store clerks.

Changed to, May I help you?

in the 60s it was the TV ad for smokes saying "Tastes Like a cigarette should", every English teacher railed against that to dumb heads like me.

As a cigarette should.
Posted on: 09 October 2008 by Ears
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Originally posted by maxbertola:
Massimo, the scared foreigner


I agree with Major-Tom, Massimo. If we could all write in English as well as you, this thread would have been impossible.

Best wishes from Ears
Posted on: 09 October 2008 by Massimo Bertola
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Originally posted by Ears:
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Originally posted by maxbertola:
Massimo, the scared foreigner


I agree with Major-Tom, Massimo. If we could all write in English as well as you, this thread would have been impossible.

Best wishes from Ears


I always - well, very often have a good laugh at some posts of yours. My mother transmitted to me a taste for british humour, for which thing - and for being able to bear alcohol, despite genes from my father who could get asleep simply watching a bottle label - I am forever grateful to her.
Have a good time, forum.
Posted on: 09 October 2008 by Wolf2
well I always enjoy foreigner's use or odd accents of words to see how they handle English.

I had a trip to Italy and trying my hardest to say things properly and they would look at me oddly or get a great chuckle.

My father traveled a great deal in his career, he was always learning to say hello or thank you in languages. he could even do this in some asian languages. It always produces a smile.

I liked the first year of French, but soured on it's complexity for the next 2. I wish I had been able to take the first year of German and Spanish, just to get the basics.

Oh and I'd love to be able to Sign, those people who do are always laughing.
Posted on: 10 October 2008 by Ears
Candidate for the most commonly misspelt word: supersede.
Posted on: 10 October 2008 by 151
yeh.
Posted on: 10 October 2008 by JWM
Is supercede really a spelling mistake?

The Oxford English Dictionary lists 'supercede' as an acceptable alternative spelling.

Does the second part of the word derive from the Latin 'cedere' (to withdraw or transfer), or 'sedere' (to sit)?

James
Posted on: 10 October 2008 by 151
yeh.