Our Madge.

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Originally posted by niceguy235uk:
Whilst i think Madonna is a very good performer etc etc, blah blah blah, do we really have to see her in her aerobics costumes all over the telly? First it was Hung up with her dancing in front of a mirror in a revealing pink number, now its the new one it the same style of outfit, albeit a different colour.

Or am i getting old?

No. She is. That's why it's uncomfortable to watch.

Taxi for Mrs Ritchie!

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Originally posted by rackkit:

quote:

Originally posted by niceguy235uk:
Whilst i think Madonna is a very good performer etc etc, blah blah blah, do we really have to see her in her aerobics costumes all over the telly? First it was Hung up with her dancing in front of a mirror in a revealing pink number, now its the new one it the same style of outfit, albeit a different colour.

Or am i getting old?

No. She is. That's why it's uncomfortable to watch.

Taxi for Mrs Ritchie!

Personally I can't stand the woman its all 'me me me' with her - she is self obsessed. She genuinely suffers when she's not in the public eye. Yuk!

She's turning into a late 70's Joan Collins

At least Joan Collins was pretty.
Madonna? I wouldn't.

You mean Joan Collins, you would?

Hmmm. Let me think about it.

I suspect that Madge surrounds herself with yes-people, who would be fired instantly if they pointed out that an old boiler like her should not gyrate around in leotards.

Graham

"Old Boiler"

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Originally posted by graham55:
I suspect that Madge surrounds herself with yes-people
Graham

I would to if I were that rich.
Could always be worse it could be Galloway in a leotard writhing about showing off his cat flap

I'd still nob her I suppose. Any port in a storm and all that. I'm a charitable man.

I would give her one, but on the proviso that she doesn't speak or sing.

I think that is fair enough to get with someone like me.

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Originally posted by Earwicker:
I'd still nob her I suppose. Any port in a storm and all that. I'm a charitable man.

Me too. I wouldn't want to be seen in the street with her mind you.

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Originally posted by TomK:
I wouldn't want to be seen in the street with her mind you.

Me neither, lest it jeopardise my future "prospects" - not that I seem to have any to worry about anyway.

The Viz phrase of "throwing a sausage down an alleyway" comes to mind.

G

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Originally posted by graham55:
"throwing a sausage down an alleyway" comes to mind.

And why not!

Ah, but would she do it with a 20 stone sausage factory?
(my wife said that)

On the subject of paying for sex.

You pay a prostitute with cash.
You pay a wife with unkindness.
(she said that too)
[but not about me]

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Originally posted by graham55:
The Viz phrase of "throwing a sausage down an alleyway" comes to mind.

G

Up here that would be "flinging a sausage up a close". Or perhaps "dangling a worm down a manhole".

Ah poor Madge. What she's missing.

Is she really that awful? I don't know the answer myself, but the ideas here abouts suggest a fairly scarlet lady, I would think! Fred

Reminds me of British courts in previous centuries (and other countries in this one) where a women who had committed adultery would be treated with contempt even if they had been promised marriage by the lord of the manor.

As to the man involved...? Was there one? Could it have been immaculate adultery?

A woman who likes sex is a slut or a whore.
A man who has sex more than once in his life is a stud.
(Even if he's a 20 stone sausage factory)

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Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Is she really that awful?

She's just a rank old slapper, but saves spoiling a good 'un.

EW

My daughter is watching MTV this afternoon, and the video to the latest (I'm guessing) single has been on. At least in the past there was some content or point to her music even if I didn't like it, but she has really hit a brick wall now. I'm almost embarrased for her. I hadn't realised she had so completely run out of ideas. A 50 year old in a loetard writhing on the floor to some pointless forgettable beat is truly sad. Surely she must be headed for the Sir Cliff treatment (usual outlets no longer interested). Does she really think she looks like a 20 year old? Poor cow.

Old boiler in a leotard!

G

I fear(?) that the old trout will never sleep with any of us, as she seems to have sex with people:
a) To get in the newspapers/on TV
b) Further her career
c) Ingratiate herself with a particular group (in the case of marrying gifted film-maker Guy Ritchie, a chance to butter up us Brits) - still she might want to get in with the hi-fi geek community so I can see her servicing Fritz or Mick Parry at some point in the not-so-near future

K

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Originally posted by graham55:
Old boiler in a leotard!

Distasteful old trollop.

EW

Look like the old dear has given herself a Hernia