Zen hi-fi koans
Posted by: Sproggle on 28 June 2001
All contributions welcome. Here's mine:
How many HiCaps are too many?
--Jeremy
Posted on: 28 June 2001 by Jez Quigley
Nirvana is when you can see the whole world in a single credit card.
Posted on: 28 June 2001 by Bruce Woodhouse
I tweak therefore I am
Bruce
Posted on: 29 June 2001 by Martin Clark
Will a turntable shelf still fall in the living room if there is no-one around to witness it ?
Posted on: 29 June 2001 by Nigel Cavendish
You do not need the up-grade you have not heard;
You do not need the up-grade you cannot afford:
The best owner's manual has no pages.
cheers
Nigel
Posted on: 29 June 2001 by Dev B
Distortion occurs when you take mind bending chemicals
Posted on: 29 June 2001 by ken c
if your system sounds very good, its euphonic distortion.
Posted on: 29 June 2001 by Keith Mattox
If a home theater system goes BOOM and there's no around to hear it, did it make a surround sound?
Posted on: 01 July 2001 by Sproggle
What is the final upgrade?
Posted on: 01 July 2001 by ken c
every upgrade is a "final" upgrade.
oh, and every upgrade makes the previous component sound unclear, shut in, undynamic, slow, lightweight, i.e. broken...
enjoy
ken
Posted on: 08 July 2001 by Sproggle
Is a black box in a dark room green?
Posted on: 10 July 2001 by Bruce Woodhouse
Value equals (price multiplied by performance) divided by expectation
try it!
Bruce
Posted on: 01 October 2001 by Sproggle
When is an amplifier too good for its price point?
Posted on: 02 October 2001 by Andrew Randle
A CD5 in the hand is worth a CDS2 in the bush
Andrew
Andrew Randle
2B || !2B;
4 ^ = ?;
Posted on: 02 October 2001 by Craig B
quote:
When is an amplifier too good for its price point?
When it is a Nait 2 of course!
How about...
If a round earth system is switched to mono, is it upgraded?
Craig
no holes in our arse
[This message was edited by Craig on WEDNESDAY 03 October 2001 at 04:58.]
Posted on: 03 October 2001 by Martin Payne
"It is possible to fix most systems to tell you more and more about less and less, that is not what Naim is about."
JV 1/12/99.
cheers, Martin
Posted on: 04 October 2001 by Mark Dunn
For your delectation:
If Naim made a 55wpc integrated, would Tuan buy it?
and for Vuk...
If Furtwangler conducted Paul McCartney's 'Liverpool Symphony', would it sound good?
finally...
If my wife hadn't asked her irate company president if "he had his period or something", would she still be working there?
Best Regards,
Mark Dunn
