Show Thyself!

Posted by: J.N. on 15 February 2004

A recent posting called 'Forum Pictures' gave me the idea that it might be nice to put a face to the waffle!

So; this is me.

Anyone else care to join in?

Posted on: 19 February 2004 by J.N.

I am delighted with your collective responses and thank you for entering into the spirit of the thread.

Jonathan

I know where you're coming from - harsh reality is a horrible thing!

Is it good to know that we are all delightfully imperfect specimens?

Keep 'em coming - don't be shy.

Posted on: 19 February 2004 by Malcolm Davey

Ah yes the Seagulls..... Mr Seagull with the 'golden tresses', funny what wheat beer does!! As for Mrs S - well she hasn't changed at all. mind you I failed the eyetest

Posted on: 19 February 2004 by seagull

No, and Jonathan will probably be eternally grateful.

Posted on: 19 February 2004 by Bhoyo

Halloween hot stuff. Yes, that's me on the right.

Posted on: 19 February 2004 by Bhoyo

The world's grumpiest gardener. The pretty but thorny bougainvillea grows like a bastard in this climate.

Posted on: 19 February 2004 by Bhoyo

And finally, a creation of mine (yours for three easy payments of just $79.95

)

Posted on: 19 February 2004 by Jonathan Hales

quote:
Originally posted by J.N.:

_Jonathan_

I know where you're coming from - harsh reality is a horrible thing!

.

Yes, this is like being part of a reality TV series but its not exactly Paradise Hotel.

It's more akin to seeing hundreds of David Brent clones at once.

I think I'm feeling more ill by the minute.

Is there an end to all this?

Posted on: 19 February 2004 by garyi

Bhoyo, you look like you have a really horrid life.

I am with hales on this one.

It was the 'Toyster' intense look of death that has scared me the most

Posted on: 19 February 2004 by quincy

Part of a promo shot for a forthcoming film.

Posted on: 19 February 2004 by Steve Toy

Let's see a pic of you after a few half litres of German hefeweissbier!

Regards,

Steve.

Posted on: 20 February 2004 by Markus S

Steven, I don't get it. If that was not a flattering picture of your good self, why did you choose it for posting here? Do you, deep down, have a desire for self-humiliation?

Posted on: 20 February 2004 by Stephen Bennett

Markus

For some of us, there is no such thing as a 'flattering picture'. I know I can't really look like the hideous mutated half human form I see in photographs of myself.

I think humans would be much happier if we couldn't recognise our own reflections. Inside I'm Harrison Ford. In photos I'm the Ant. Or Dec. I was cycling the other day, with helmet and glasses and was mistaken for Harry Potter.

Stephen

PS The camera loves my girl. She is lovely in real life, but you just need to shout 'Sara' and click and it comes out like this.

Posted on: 20 February 2004 by Simon Crosland

I'm usually found behind the camera, not out in front. However, every so often Mrs.C manages to surprise me...

Cheers,
Simon

Posted on: 20 February 2004 by Steve Toy

Markus,

It just brought back fond memories of your country. Who said anything about humiliation?

I don't consider having a few beers to be a shameful act...

Regards,

Steve.

Posted on: 20 February 2004 by Markus S

quote:
Originally posted by seagull:
... and Mrs Seagull when I first met her...

So how does she look after the operation?

Posted on: 20 February 2004 by Rasher

Posted on: 20 February 2004 by P

I'd never have guessed that one!

Tough paper round?

P

Posted on: 20 February 2004 by long-time-dead

Rasher

Nice tan but you really should get to Specsavers !

Mind you - the espresso looks good

Posted on: 20 February 2004 by Rasher

It was the espresso that did it.
I looked like this last week

Posted on: 20 February 2004 by Basil

I don't know how to break this to you Rasher, but I think I've slept with you!

Posted on: 21 February 2004 by Steve G

quote:
Originally posted by Bhoyo:
And finally, a creation of mine (yours for three easy payments of just $79.95 )

FFS, that's horrible.

Posted on: 21 February 2004 by BigH47

Hi ya

Posted on: 21 February 2004 by neil w

oi bigh47 arnt you the bloke who owns the football team in footballers wives and married to but not shaggin the filthy lookin tanya

neil

Posted on: 21 February 2004 by Rasher

quote:
Originally posted by Basil:
I don't know how to break this to you Rasher, but I think I've slept with you!

Which version of me do you recognise?

Posted on: 21 February 2004 by Bhoyo

quote:
Originally posted by garyi:
Bhoyo, you look like you have a really horrid life.

Thanks Gary - now I'm having to provide a long explanation of Brit humour to the significant other! And she's not entirely convinced.

Davie