Show Thyself!

Posted by: J.N. on 15 February 2004

A recent posting called 'Forum Pictures' gave me the idea that it might be nice to put a face to the waffle!

So; this is me.

Anyone else care to join in?

Posted on: 21 February 2004 by Bhoyo

quote:
Originally posted by Steve G:
quote:
Originally posted by Bhoyo:
And finally, a creation of mine (yours for three easy payments of just $79.95 )

FFS, that's horrible.

I bet you LOVE having me back on the forum, Stevie Boy. So how many license plates do you want?

All the best,
Davie

Posted on: 21 February 2004 by quincy

Bhoyo

Do you do any in red, white and blue?

Posted on: 21 February 2004 by BigH47

Whoosh whoosh. Sorry Neil have'nt a clue what you are on about. Don't watch any soap type progs, unless SG1, Enterprise, ER, CSI count. Even more upset that I'm NOT shagging a filthy Tanya.

Howard

Posted on: 22 February 2004 by Tony Lockhart

Me just after being caught.

Tony

Posted on: 22 February 2004 by Basil

quote:
Which version of me do you recognise?

This one, obviously!

Posted on: 22 February 2004 by Steve G

quote:
Originally posted by quincy:
Bhoyo

Do you do any in red, white and blue?

I'll take one of those.

Posted on: 22 February 2004 by Steve G

quote:
Originally posted by Bhoyo:
quote:
Originally posted by Steve G:
quote:
Originally posted by Bhoyo:
And finally, a creation of mine (yours for three easy payments of just $79.95 )

FFS, that's horrible.

I bet you LOVE having me back on the forum, Stevie Boy. So how many license plates do you want?

Given the current USD to GBP exchange rate I expect a fiver would get be about a dozen...

Posted on: 22 February 2004 by Minky

quote:
Originally posted by Stephen Bennett:
The camera loves my girl. She is lovely in real life, but you just need to shout 'Sara' and click and it comes out like this.

Stephen Bennett,

Firstly I'd like to take issue with a few aspects of the above statement :

1) While "my girl" suggests ownership, it is clearly impossible to own an object of such exquisite beauty. Ergo : watch your back matey.

2) You sir are a beast and a cad. I would NEVER shout at the lovely Sara.

Secondly, does Sara have a stalker on the go at present ? If not I am available and my rates are very reasonable

Posted on: 22 February 2004 by Jez Quigley

quote:
my rates are very reasonable

I'll do it for £20 per hour.
Not much I know, but it's all I can afford.

Posted on: 22 February 2004 by BigH47

Jez
I thought that joke had been getting its pension for some time?

Howard

Posted on: 23 February 2004 by Stephen Bennett

She's 'My girl' as in 'my girl's mad at me'

If she had any more stalkers, they could forma team. Once I left her for 5 minutes outside the market and someone had given her a bunch of flowers.

You get used to it....

Regards

Stephen

Posted on: 23 February 2004 by Top Cat

Self portrait (I normally avoid getting caught on the wrong side of cameras, so this is rare):

John

Posted on: 23 February 2004 by Jez Quigley

quote:
I thought that joke had been getting its pension for some time?

Probably. I remember it from a Woody Allen stand-up he did before he even started making films so it's older than most forum members. But I thought it fitted into the thread nicely

Posted on: 23 February 2004 by Stephen Bennett

Age of joke has rarely stopped me from reiterating...

'Masturbation is sex with someone I love'

or

'That's the most fun I've had without laughing'

or

'I don't want to be immortal through my work. I want to be immortal by not dying'

Stephen

Posted on: 23 February 2004 by Jez Quigley

and there's more...

"Don't you think that sex without love is such a hollow experience?"

"Yes but as hollow experiences go, its one of my favourites"

Posted on: 24 February 2004 by Minky

quote:
Originally posted by Stephen Bennett:
'I don't want to be immortal through my work. I want to be immortal by not dying'

Dinner guest: I finally had an orgasm and my doctor said it was the wrong kind.

Woody: You had the wrong kind ? I've never had the wrong kind, ever. My worst one was right on the money.

Posted on: 24 February 2004 by matthewr

Gangster's Wife: The last man I had an affair with my husband shot him in the eye.

Woody: My God! Was he blinded?

Posted on: 24 February 2004 by Stephen Bennett

I love misquoting....it'e the evolution of language.

However, I did have to correct a friend who misquoted Spock in a Star Trek film, but I do feel suitable chastised.

Regards

Stephen

Posted on: 24 February 2004 by Jez Quigley

Isn't it about communicating the essence? For example everyone knows Bogart never said "Play it again, Sam" in Casablanca, but that 'quote' communicates the essence better than "You played it for her, now play it for me".

Posted on: 25 February 2004 by Stephen Bennett

I love communicating my essence.

Oh God, I'm turning into Johnny Vegas

Stephen

PS Has anyone seen Sex Lives Of The Potato Men?

Posted on: 25 February 2004 by ChrisD

yeah steven, i saw it. I actually quite enjoyed it, didnt think it was as bad as the reviews made it out to be. But then i have got a pretty silly sense of humour so if you have got any sophistication in you at all you probably wont like it.

Posted on: 02 April 2004 by MichaelC

I may have got the hang of these digital cameras now...

Posted on: 02 April 2004 by MichaelC

Mmm - a pretty fuzzy image. Must keep working on this.

Mike

Posted on: 02 April 2004 by MichaelC

I am going to try and post a couple of system pics tommorrow - need to reset the camera on the computer again because I can't find my "removeable device"! OK so this may sound completely inept but I am trying to get the hang of this digital camera lark.

If anyone should happen by, any clues as to why the picture I posted above looks so fuzzy? Any advice/hints/tips will be gratefully received.

Cheers

Mike

Posted on: 02 April 2004 by Rasher

Your Dad looks like a sensible chap, have you asked him if he knows how to do it?