Is Dr (Non Medical) Oh **** Not Health John Reid an Illegal Immigrant?

Maybe?

but what about two shags?

any blind womans fancy bit!

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Originally posted by Polarbear:
any blind womans fancy bit!

Going by the pathetic comments on the cannie buy me love thread, I wonder which of those bright sparks with excellent systems listen to Ludwig Van on occassion?


Fritz von My Mother's 67 next month (I'm middle 47 ) I wonder if she was after the family allowance money then, after doping me on gripe water (achohol laden in those days wunnit) naturally?


Don't compare Prescott with Reid please, unless you know of what you speak Dave, innit*

Reid reminds me of Gen. Alexander Haig when Raygun got shot, and he was straight into the breech with his 'I'm in Charge Bullshit' and damned near got away with it too, these things work very fast. Reid to my mind is insincere and an opportunist (as well as potentially very dangerous) as Blairs last 'powerful' one way alley* Brown is unelectable, and my point is (at present at least) Prescott (not as PM obviously) is a very comforting factor amongst so many lost lambs, innee*


Fritz See the blind man shootin up the world***



Goodnight*


Thank you for entering my wave-space once again get's on yer earwick (and all yer other persona's too John)

Dr Reid is a shrewd cookie, and I'll wager he will challenge Brown for PM.

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Originally posted by Beano:
Dr Reid is a shrewd cookie, and I'll wager he will challenge Brown for PM.

You could well be right me Old China, but I already know who the next PM is going to be, and it's No Taggart, believe me Son!



Fritz von I had to larf when the News Channel of the Universe said earlier that some folk in London on friday night will even be up till after midnight to watch the new DVC Müwie ( I wonder how they'll get home then?) Most buffs don't even go out till midnight here of a weekend to see whatever they want,(and in English or whatever)) and has always been the case, though now that England's in €urope and there's 24/7 bauzin things will obviously change very soon, innit*


Good Gwief *** Shirts? Where it is?

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Dr Reid is a shrewd cookie, and I'll wager he will challenge Brown for PM.

How about you having a go.

What a dream ticket

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Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Dr Reid is a shrewd cookie, and I'll wager he will challenge Brown for PM.

Another bloody haggis-nosher wanting to tell us all what to do...!

Wot Mick said.

I must add though that I happen to think Reid is a complete wanker.

Anyone remember FADEC?

When I first saw the Mona Lisa (non Simpsons and in the flesh in the Louvre) I was about 13 years old on a school trip, and I could have sworn (silently) that the thingy said dunn by a geezer wot's called Leo Da Winci (I could be wrong here though).



Fritz von I'm glad the Sun never published that cartoon though it was well borin too, and all dark in black & white an stuff, I never larfed at either of em*


I spose that's State education for yer innit, no humour*

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The Dream Ticket

The trouble with dreaming is… that it’s pure imagination, a sort of creative power, which, if this was available on waking, then the Ideologies that separate us could be transformed into physical reality!

Beano

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
When I first saw the Mona Lisa (non Simpsons and in the flesh in the Louvre) I was about 13 years old on a school trip, and I could have sworn (silently) that the thingy said dunn by a geezer wot's called Leo Da Winci (I could be wrong here though).

Dear Fritz von art critic of Der Spiegel,

One can say Leonardo da Vinci, you can say Leonardo, but you can't say da Vinci (or da Winci)as it ain't his name, its where he was born innit*

Erik da Pedentry just outside Florence

Ah! So you mean like The Earl of Essex is really John then?


Von Berlin*

Apparently many Scottish IT Firums use sash winjees*

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Originally posted by Mick Parry:
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Dr Reid is a shrewd cookie, and I'll wager he will challenge Brown for PM.

How about you having a go.

What a dream ticket

I think it's impotent to wonder to who'm Our Mick is referring here in his un-questionmarked phrasette?


Fritz von Bloody government'll get in anyway*

Fritz von decamped in your current continental hideway,

I was wondering do you ever come back to Britain much? If not, why not?

Erik von nosey git

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Originally posted by erik scothron:
I was wondering do you ever come back to Britain much? If not, why not?

Erik von nosey git

Earwicker von who gives a fuck?

**, innit, unsoweiter

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Originally posted by Earwicker:

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Originally posted by erik scothron:
I was wondering do you ever come back to Britain much? If not, why not?

Erik von nosey git

Earwicker von who gives a fuck?

**, innit, unsoweiter

The Child Support Agency?


Who knows?

'Come back our Fritz, your family needs you'

Was just on the blower to secure two door complimentarys for later on's Jig down the road from here and the geezer asked me after I'd given the correct password (Parry Post), if I knew a certain Mr Adam Meredith? to which I declined in answering as I thought it was a trick question of some sort, you know me Chops!


Fritz von I'll maybe have a beer or five with him later and tell him all about the splendid long old thread on here all about the Manchester Town Hall jig (how we all larfed, didn't we, in between talking through the concert of course?)


P.S. And If I'm relaxed enough I might even tell him about how much Our Frdedders enjoyed seeing him in the Committments, innit*



Goodnight*

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Originally posted by erik scothron:
'Come back our Fritz, your family needs you'

Jesus, Erik, I've just had me tea! That's hideous!!

Chaps

What is funny about mocking the way someone looks. This woman and her (presumably) two daughters could be really nice people with hearts of gold. It seems rather sad to mock them.

Before you accuse me of being holier than thou, I have no objection to mocking useless pinkos or total dim wits such as Mr Pig.

Regards

Mick

I am sure they are lovely people Mick and I am sure they would be the first to giggle at their own picture.

If they were offended by it, they wouldn't have put it on the net would they?

Regards

PB

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Originally posted by Mick Parry:
What is funny about mocking the way someone looks. This woman and her (presumably) two daughters could be really nice people with hearts of gold. It seems rather sad to mock them.

Come off it Parry, it's too late to start cultivating a sensititve side!

They might well be lovely people, but they're still ugly bastards. Dark is life, dark is death...

EW

.. or even a sensitive side! Sorry for typos, it's been a long day (on a shitworks in Oldham)...